Chick-Fil-A has come out in support of Kamala Harris

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In a surprising move, Chick-fil-A has come out in support of Kamala Harris for President.

The once conservative corporation has changed political parties and is now embracing a bold new advertisement strategy entitled "Eat more kittens".

"We are just changing with the times like everyone else", said CEO Andrew Truett. "We also want to emphasize that one of the cows used in our advertisement is gay, the middle one I think, and the cow to the left had an abortion last month. Also, the cow on the right changed parties, he went from Republican to Democrat."

Not to be outdone, McDonalds has stopped offering a Happy Meal to children and has renamed it the Gay meal with a miniature drag queen children can play with hidden inside the meal. CEO Chris Kempczinski with McDonalds was quoted as saying, "It's a brilliant advertising ploy really because it is a play on words. Any idea as to why? It's because gay can also mean happy. Get it? Gay means happy? Get it? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Anyway, we need to embrace diversity any way we can, so it's a win/win."

 

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In a surprising move, Chick-fil-A has come out in support of Kamala Harris for President.

The once conservative corporation has changed political parties and is now embracing a bold new advertisement strategy entitled "Eat more kittens".

"We are just changing with the times like everyone else", said CEO Andrew Truett. "We also want to emphasize that one of the cows used in our advertisement is gay, the middle one I think, and the cow to the left had an abortion last month. Also, the cow on the right changed parties, he went from Republican to Democrat."

Not to be outdone, McDonalds has stopped offering a Happy Meal to children and has renamed it the Gay meal with a miniature drag queen children can play with hidden inside the meal. CEO Chris Kempczinski with McDonalds was quoted as saying, "It's a brilliant advertising ploy really because it is a play on words. Any idea as to why? It's because gay can also mean happy. Get it? Gay means happy? Get it? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Anyway, we need to embrace diversity any way we can, so it's a win/win."

That's a good one

 

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In a surprising move, Chick-fil-A has come out in support of Kamala Harris for President.

The once conservative corporation has changed political parties and is now embracing a bold new advertisement strategy entitled "Eat more kittens".

"We are just changing with the times like everyone else", said CEO Andrew Truett. "We also want to emphasize that one of the cows used in our advertisement is gay, the middle one I think, and the cow to the left had an abortion last month. Also, the cow on the right changed parties, he went from Republican to Democrat."

Not to be outdone, McDonalds has stopped offering a Happy Meal to children and has renamed it the Gay meal with a miniature drag queen children can play with hidden inside the meal. CEO Chris Kempczinski with McDonalds was quoted as saying, "It's a brilliant advertising ploy really because it is a play on words. Any idea as to why? It's because gay can also mean happy. Get it? Gay means happy? Get it? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Anyway, we need to embrace diversity any way we can, so it's a win/win."

Still not hitting the mark.

 

[Sunni Man]