Chuck Norris Replaces Lee Ermey

[Billy_Kinetta]

Good choice. The whiners are already out.

Chuck Norris slammed for becoming the face of Glock: 'So sad to see you're just a sponsor now'

 

[toobfreak]

Good choice. The whiners are already out.

Chuck Norris slammed for becoming the face of Glock: 'So sad to see you're just a sponsor now'

If anyone has a problem with Chuck, he's not hard to find. I suggest they go up to him then and tell him you are there to take his Glock because you disapprove.

 

[Dekster]

Good choice. The whiners are already out.

Chuck Norris slammed for becoming the face of Glock: 'So sad to see you're just a sponsor now'

Since he is 79, they really won't be able to gnash teeth over it too long.

 

[toobfreak]

Good choice. The whiners are already out.

Chuck Norris slammed for becoming the face of Glock: 'So sad to see you're just a sponsor now'

Since he is 79, they really won't be able to gnash teeth over it too long.

He could have another 20 years to his life for all you know. If he's such an old goat, why don't you go up to him and tell him so!

 

[Unkotare]

Good choice. The whiners are already out.

Chuck Norris slammed for becoming the face of Glock: 'So sad to see you're just a sponsor now'

If anyone has a problem with Chuck, he's not hard to find. I suggest they go up to him then and tell him you are there to take his Glock because you disapprove.

Take it easy. He's an old man.

 

[toobfreak]

Good choice. The whiners are already out.

Chuck Norris slammed for becoming the face of Glock: 'So sad to see you're just a sponsor now'

If anyone has a problem with Chuck, he's not hard to find. I suggest they go up to him then and tell him you are there to take his Glock because you disapprove.

Take it easy. He's an old man.

He'd kick YOUR ass with his eyes closed and one arm tied behind his back.

 

[Unkotare]

Good choice. The whiners are already out.

Chuck Norris slammed for becoming the face of Glock: 'So sad to see you're just a sponsor now'

If anyone has a problem with Chuck, he's not hard to find. I suggest they go up to him then and tell him you are there to take his Glock because you disapprove.

Take it easy. He's an old man.

He'd kick YOUR ass with his eyes closed and one arm tied behind his back.

He's 79. Relax.

 

[Hossfly]

 

[Moonglow]

They’ll be wheeling Chuck in a wheelchair for rallies...

 

[Hossfly]

They’ll be wheeling Chuck in a wheelchair for rallies...

 

[beagle9]

Chuck Norris is so bad, he made the boogey man turn on his night light.

 

[toobfreak]

Good choice. The whiners are already out.

Chuck Norris slammed for becoming the face of Glock: 'So sad to see you're just a sponsor now'

If anyone has a problem with Chuck, he's not hard to find. I suggest they go up to him then and tell him you are there to take his Glock because you disapprove.

Take it easy. He's an old man.

He'd kick YOUR ass with his eyes closed and one arm tied behind his back.

He's 79. Relax.

I'd pay good money to see Chuck put you in a headlock until your eyes pop while you are trying to tell him how ever the hill he is.

 

[toobfreak]

Chuck Norris is so bad, he made the boogey man turn on his night light.

Chuck had even the respect of Steven Seagal and Steve wasn't one to throw praise around casually.

 

[skye]

Chuck Norris....Clint Eastwood ....I have no problems with people like them. Good choice.

 

[Unkotare]

Good choice. The whiners are already out.

Chuck Norris slammed for becoming the face of Glock: 'So sad to see you're just a sponsor now'

If anyone has a problem with Chuck, he's not hard to find. I suggest they go up to him then and tell him you are there to take his Glock because you disapprove.

Take it easy. He's an old man.

He'd kick YOUR ass with his eyes closed and one arm tied behind his back.

He's 79. Relax.

I'd pay good money to see Chuck put you in a headlock until your eyes pop while you are trying to tell him how ever the hill he is.

70 + 9 = 79

Calm down.

 

[Unkotare]

Chuck Norris is so bad, he made the boogey man turn on his night light.

Chuck had even the respect of Steven Seagal and Steve wasn't one to throw praise around casually.

Seagal is a fat douche bag clown.

 

[toobfreak]

If anyone has a problem with Chuck, he's not hard to find. I suggest they go up to him then and tell him you are there to take his Glock because you disapprove.

Take it easy. He's an old man.

He'd kick YOUR ass with his eyes closed and one arm tied behind his back.

He's 79. Relax.

I'd pay good money to see Chuck put you in a headlock until your eyes pop while you are trying to tell him how ever the hill he is.

70 + 9 = 79

Calm down.

Hey! Poopy-pants adds too!

Now I can throw out my vintage Radio Shack calculator!

 

[toobfreak]

Chuck Norris is so bad, he made the boogey man turn on his night light.

Chuck had even the respect of Steven Seagal and Steve wasn't one to throw praise around casually.

Seagal is a fat douche bag clown.

He could kill you with one finger tip.

 

[Unkotare]

Take it easy. He's an old man.

He'd kick YOUR ass with his eyes closed and one arm tied behind his back.

He's 79. Relax.

I'd pay good money to see Chuck put you in a headlock until your eyes pop while you are trying to tell him how ever the hill he is.

70 + 9 = 79

Calm down.

Hey! Poopy-pants adds too!

Now I can throw out my vintage Radio Shack calculator!

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Now turn it over!

 

[Unkotare]

Chuck Norris is so bad, he made the boogey man turn on his night light.

Chuck had even the respect of Steven Seagal and Steve wasn't one to throw praise around casually.

Seagal is a fat douche bag clown.

He could kill you with one finger tip.

He’ll kill himself with one more wafer thin mint.

When they were both young enough that talking about this nonsense made any sense, Chuck would have eviscerated that clown. Seegirl was an aikidoka poser who abandoned his wife and young child to go make shit movies in Hollywood, where he then shacked up with another actress and abandoned her. The only thing he hasn’t abandoned apparently is cheeseburgers by the truckload.