- Banned
- #41
AGW Cult is cult
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"Climate Change is changing faster than ever! Head for the Mother Ship behind the comet!!"
As a matter of fact I have the solution to global warming.
If everyone who believes human production of CO2 is warming the planet follows these simple steps I can personally guarantee a cooler world in 24 hours.
On August 3rd, at 1200 Hours GMT everyone who believes in global warming needs to place a plastic bag over their head, and seal it around their necks with duct tape, thus trapping all the excess CO2.
On August 4th, not only will the world be a cooler place, but the collective intelligence of mankind will double.
How about they just shut down their computers, that would have definite immediate positive effects.
We need a permanent solution though. My way not only solves the MMGW issue, increases the intellectual value of the species, ends welfare, eliminates traffic congestion, enhances the genepool, and creates jobs, it would make a great low protein high calorie food source for our nation's hog farmers.