Coke, Hookers, Tequila better at preventing suicide than antidepressants

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The feel-good story of the year:

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.​

He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.​
 
The feel-good story of the year:

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.​
He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.​
AMEN
 
When they say, "truth" is stranger than fiction, this is what they mean.

I'm wondering who I would cast, but THAT sounds like a kick ass Hollywood comedy. lol
 
The feel-good story of the year:

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.​
He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.​

The use of mind-altering substances is usually a deadly in a suicidal person. The substances can only make you feel "good" for a short time and are a substitute.

Drugs and sex do not cure chronic depression and makes things worse, MUCH worse, in most cases.
 
The feel-good story of the year:

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.​
He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.​

The use of mind-altering substances is usually a deadly in a suicidal person. The substances can only make you feel "good" for a short time and are a substitute.

Drugs and sex do not cure chronic depression and makes things worse, MUCH worse, in most cases.
I doubt you can get much worse than suicide.
 
The feel-good story of the year:

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.​
He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.​

The use of mind-altering substances is usually a deadly in a suicidal person. The substances can only make you feel "good" for a short time and are a substitute.

Drugs and sex do not cure chronic depression and makes things worse, MUCH worse, in most cases.
I doubt you can get much worse than suicide.

Well, there are murder-suicides. People who are contemplating suicide are unpredictable, AND using drugs to try to self-medicate makes it even worse. He might feel good when he's doing these activities, but you MUST be able to cope with life without them too. Also, even if you are not suicidal or suffering from mental illness, these types of activities are also harmful in other ways.
 
The feel-good story of the year:

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.​
He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.​

The use of mind-altering substances is usually a deadly in a suicidal person. The substances can only make you feel "good" for a short time and are a substitute.

Drugs and sex do not cure chronic depression and makes things worse, MUCH worse, in most cases.
I doubt you can get much worse than suicide.

This is a REAL nice thread, Mr. Family Values man. :D
 
The feel-good story of the year:

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.​
He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.​

The use of mind-altering substances is usually a deadly in a suicidal person. The substances can only make you feel "good" for a short time and are a substitute.

Drugs and sex do not cure chronic depression and makes things worse, MUCH worse, in most cases.

At the same time it has never been a secret that a change in latitude can definitely change your attitude.

I make my money off folks who escape the grind of the expectations and responsibilities associated with living in a country where every part of your life is managed. There have been clients that leave their prescribed "feel good" drugs at home when they visit and cut loose.

Sometimes a trip south of the border does wonders for the traveller ... And can certainly set your head straight for a little while.

.
 
The feel-good story of the year:

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.​
He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.​

The use of mind-altering substances is usually a deadly in a suicidal person. The substances can only make you feel "good" for a short time and are a substitute.

Drugs and sex do not cure chronic depression and makes things worse, MUCH worse, in most cases.

At the same time it has never been a secret that a change in latitude can definitely change your attitude.

I make my money off folks who escape the grind of the expectations and responsibilities associated with living in a country where every part of your life is managed. There have been clients that leave their prescribed "feel good" drugs at home when they visit and cut loose.

Sometimes a trip south of the border does wonders for the traveller ... And can certainly set your head straight for a little while.

.

The problem is that it's a dangerous way to find a temporary fix to a serious mental illness. They don't think of how bad they're going to feel when they are alone again and "coming down" off their drugs. That feeling of coming down can intensify suicidal urges.
 
The use of mind-altering substances is usually a deadly in a suicidal person. The substances can only make you feel "good" for a short time and are a substitute.

Drugs and sex do not cure chronic depression and makes things worse, MUCH worse, in most cases.

At the same time it has never been a secret that a change in latitude can definitely change your attitude.

I make my money off folks who escape the grind of the expectations and responsibilities associated with living in a country where every part of your life is managed. There have been clients that leave their prescribed "feel good" drugs at home when they visit and cut loose.

Sometimes a trip south of the border does wonders for the traveller ... And can certainly set your head straight for a little while.

.

The problem is that it's a dangerous way to find a temporary fix to a serious mental illness. They don't think of how bad they're going to feel when they are alone again and "coming down" off their drugs. That feeling of coming down can intensify suicidal urges.

That is the point of the story ... The prescribed anti depressants the person was taking obviously weren't working if he went to Mexico to commit suicide. The person goes to Mexico and doesn't kill himself ... And nut cases here want to tell him he needs to go back a do the crap that made him want to die again.

No wonder the poor bastard is depressed ... You people would rather he go back and do the things that made him want to kill himself ... LOL!

.
 
The use of mind-altering substances is usually a deadly in a suicidal person. The substances can only make you feel "good" for a short time and are a substitute.

Drugs and sex do not cure chronic depression and makes things worse, MUCH worse, in most cases.

At the same time it has never been a secret that a change in latitude can definitely change your attitude.

I make my money off folks who escape the grind of the expectations and responsibilities associated with living in a country where every part of your life is managed. There have been clients that leave their prescribed "feel good" drugs at home when they visit and cut loose.

Sometimes a trip south of the border does wonders for the traveller ... And can certainly set your head straight for a little while.

.

The problem is that it's a dangerous way to find a temporary fix to a serious mental illness. They don't think of how bad they're going to feel when they are alone again and "coming down" off their drugs. That feeling of coming down can intensify suicidal urges.

That is the point of the story ... The prescribed anti depressants the person was taking obviously weren't working if he went to Mexico to commit suicide. The person goes to Mexico and doesn't kill himself ... And nut cases here want to tell him he needs to go back a do the crap that made him want to die again.

No wonder the poor bastard is depressed ... You people would rather he go back and do the things that made him want to kill himself ... LOL!

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Lol! What?

He wants to kill himself because he is fucked in the head. Not because of any other people and/or what they may or may not want him to do.
 
The use of mind-altering substances is usually a deadly in a suicidal person. The substances can only make you feel "good" for a short time and are a substitute.

Drugs and sex do not cure chronic depression and makes things worse, MUCH worse, in most cases.

At the same time it has never been a secret that a change in latitude can definitely change your attitude.

I make my money off folks who escape the grind of the expectations and responsibilities associated with living in a country where every part of your life is managed. There have been clients that leave their prescribed "feel good" drugs at home when they visit and cut loose.

Sometimes a trip south of the border does wonders for the traveller ... And can certainly set your head straight for a little while.

.

The problem is that it's a dangerous way to find a temporary fix to a serious mental illness. They don't think of how bad they're going to feel when they are alone again and "coming down" off their drugs. That feeling of coming down can intensify suicidal urges.

That is the point of the story ... The prescribed anti depressants the person was taking obviously weren't working if he went to Mexico to commit suicide. The person goes to Mexico and doesn't kill himself ... And nut cases here want to tell him he needs to go back a do the crap that made him want to die again.

No wonder the poor bastard is depressed ... You people would rather he go back and do the things that made him want to kill himself ... LOL!

.
Anti depressants have never worked for myself.What has worked is cocaine, hookers and pain killers...
 
The use of mind-altering substances is usually a deadly in a suicidal person. The substances can only make you feel "good" for a short time and are a substitute.

Drugs and sex do not cure chronic depression and makes things worse, MUCH worse, in most cases.

At the same time it has never been a secret that a change in latitude can definitely change your attitude.

I make my money off folks who escape the grind of the expectations and responsibilities associated with living in a country where every part of your life is managed. There have been clients that leave their prescribed "feel good" drugs at home when they visit and cut loose.

Sometimes a trip south of the border does wonders for the traveller ... And can certainly set your head straight for a little while.

.

The problem is that it's a dangerous way to find a temporary fix to a serious mental illness. They don't think of how bad they're going to feel when they are alone again and "coming down" off their drugs. That feeling of coming down can intensify suicidal urges.

That is the point of the story ... The prescribed anti depressants the person was taking obviously weren't working if he went to Mexico to commit suicide. The person goes to Mexico and doesn't kill himself ... And nut cases here want to tell him he needs to go back a do the crap that made him want to die again.

No wonder the poor bastard is depressed ... You people would rather he go back and do the things that made him want to kill himself ... LOL!

.
Anti depressants have never worked for myself.What has worked is cocaine, hookers and pain killers...

So, that's the advice you would give to your . . . daughter if she were suicidal?
 
The use of mind-altering substances is usually a deadly in a suicidal person. The substances can only make you feel "good" for a short time and are a substitute.

Drugs and sex do not cure chronic depression and makes things worse, MUCH worse, in most cases.

At the same time it has never been a secret that a change in latitude can definitely change your attitude.

I make my money off folks who escape the grind of the expectations and responsibilities associated with living in a country where every part of your life is managed. There have been clients that leave their prescribed "feel good" drugs at home when they visit and cut loose.

Sometimes a trip south of the border does wonders for the traveller ... And can certainly set your head straight for a little while.

.

The problem is that it's a dangerous way to find a temporary fix to a serious mental illness. They don't think of how bad they're going to feel when they are alone again and "coming down" off their drugs. That feeling of coming down can intensify suicidal urges.

That is the point of the story ... The prescribed anti depressants the person was taking obviously weren't working if he went to Mexico to commit suicide. The person goes to Mexico and doesn't kill himself ... And nut cases here want to tell him he needs to go back a do the crap that made him want to die again.

No wonder the poor bastard is depressed ... You people would rather he go back and do the things that made him want to kill himself ... LOL!

.
Anti depressants have never worked for myself.What has worked is cocaine, hookers and pain killers...
You're getting only half of the effect - you left out the tequila and the handfuls of viagra.
 
The use of mind-altering substances is usually a deadly in a suicidal person. The substances can only make you feel "good" for a short time and are a substitute.

Drugs and sex do not cure chronic depression and makes things worse, MUCH worse, in most cases.

At the same time it has never been a secret that a change in latitude can definitely change your attitude.

I make my money off folks who escape the grind of the expectations and responsibilities associated with living in a country where every part of your life is managed. There have been clients that leave their prescribed "feel good" drugs at home when they visit and cut loose.

Sometimes a trip south of the border does wonders for the traveller ... And can certainly set your head straight for a little while.

.

The problem is that it's a dangerous way to find a temporary fix to a serious mental illness. They don't think of how bad they're going to feel when they are alone again and "coming down" off their drugs. That feeling of coming down can intensify suicidal urges.

That is the point of the story ... The prescribed anti depressants the person was taking obviously weren't working if he went to Mexico to commit suicide. The person goes to Mexico and doesn't kill himself ... And nut cases here want to tell him he needs to go back a do the crap that made him want to die again.

No wonder the poor bastard is depressed ... You people would rather he go back and do the things that made him want to kill himself ... LOL!

.
Anti depressants have never worked for myself.What has worked is cocaine, hookers and pain killers...
You're getting only half of the effect - you left out the tequila and the handfuls of viagra.

Well, since drinking and drugs cause impotence, I can see where he would need the Viagra. :D
 
The use of mind-altering substances is usually a deadly in a suicidal person. The substances can only make you feel "good" for a short time and are a substitute.

Drugs and sex do not cure chronic depression and makes things worse, MUCH worse, in most cases.

At the same time it has never been a secret that a change in latitude can definitely change your attitude.

I make my money off folks who escape the grind of the expectations and responsibilities associated with living in a country where every part of your life is managed. There have been clients that leave their prescribed "feel good" drugs at home when they visit and cut loose.

Sometimes a trip south of the border does wonders for the traveller ... And can certainly set your head straight for a little while.

.

The problem is that it's a dangerous way to find a temporary fix to a serious mental illness. They don't think of how bad they're going to feel when they are alone again and "coming down" off their drugs. That feeling of coming down can intensify suicidal urges.

That is the point of the story ... The prescribed anti depressants the person was taking obviously weren't working if he went to Mexico to commit suicide. The person goes to Mexico and doesn't kill himself ... And nut cases here want to tell him he needs to go back a do the crap that made him want to die again.

No wonder the poor bastard is depressed ... You people would rather he go back and do the things that made him want to kill himself ... LOL!

.
Anti depressants have never worked for myself.What has worked is cocaine, hookers and pain killers...

So, that's the advice you would give to your . . . daughter if she were suicidal?

Men and women are different. Men will hire 6 Mexican whores and have a good time. Women don't usually hire 6 Mexican gigolos to gang bang them in a cheap hotel room above a bar.
 

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