Dr Grump
Platinum Member
Yes, because New Zealand has taken home many Nobel Prizes in science and art.
Oh, maybe they didnt. Three. And one was over 100 years ago.
It's because New Zealand ranks top in economic growth.
OK, it ranks 131, below average for the world, btw.
OK, it's because NZ enjoys top life expectancy.
Well, not really. They rank behind France and Israel.
It's because those generous New Zealanders contribute so much to under-priveleged countries in the third World.
Well, all right. Ya got me. They don't contribute anything, at least not in the top 26.
All right. Here it is. The reason why New Zealand is so great:
They have more sheep per capita than any other country. This is why the people are so happy, ranking #18 in satisfaction.
A nation of sheep-fuckers. That's what they are.
Hey, leave Bah-Bah alone and get to work, ya slackers. Your tax rates are among the highest in the world, higher than Bulgaria and Serbia.
Oh boy, I don't even know where to start spanking your ignorant arse... I really don't....