Dear Liberals: I Want a Divorce!

[The T]

I don't want a divorce, I want the Fairness Doctrine back....some argument based on reality for Rush, Beck, Savage etc so we wouldn't have to deal with tin foil loudmouth morons on here...

Fairness Doctrine Gracie?

REALLY?

 

[Luissa]

We don't actually need to split the country. We just need to take away the neocon nutjobs keyboards.

If we took away the libraries, where would the moonbat liberals get internet access?

We are keeping Apple and Microsoft, we will be okay.

 

[Mr.Nick]

Does this mean we get to keep GTMO open? Does it remain a U.S. Territory in the settlement as described in the OP?

You ever see the movie Escape from New York or Escape from LA???

I'd just take Chicago and build a wall around the city and throw all the progressives in there.

It be like a progressive fish tank...

Then we can throw them food every once in a while and watch them fight over it.... Watch them cannibalize Michael Moore.....

It be like watching Lord of The Flies in real life.....

While I think the scenario is funny in art...and scary at the same time?

Wouldn't this give Statists ammo to call us 'Fascists/Nazi's' as they view us?

No, because they're guilty of treason for conspiring against the Bill of Rights, just like Franco did a post or two up.

If a persons objective is to destroy the Bill of Rights then they belong in prison....

 

[Wry Catcher]

(Disclaimer: This is an adaptation of a divorce agreement that has been circulating around the internet for awhile.)

To All My Dearest Beloved Liberal, Leftist, Social Progressive, Regressive, Marxist, and Liberation Theologist Friends:

Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound, it is time to divide up our common property and split the sheets so to speak. To wit I propose the following:

DIVORCE AGREEMENT​

WHEREAS, we have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids and for sake of future generations, but the whole of this latest election process has revealed that our relationship has clearly run its course, and

WHEREAS, our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all,

THEREFORE let's end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is the suggested model separation agreement:

1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass apportioned according to numerical representation. You can have California, Oregon, and Washington State. We'll take all the rest.

2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with all the wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, illegal aliens, unions, peaceniks, war protesters, and the OSW groups.

9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.

10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood

11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us or hit back when we are threatened or attacked.

14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

14. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Chevy Volt you can find.

15. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any doctors to deliver it. We'll continue to believe that healthcare is more affordable and more excellent in a free market system.

16. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic", "God Bless America", and "The National Anthem."

17. You get "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World".

18. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

19. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag.

Please sign and pass it on if you will agree to this equitable distribution of property, values, and practices.

In the spirit of friendly parting, we will arrange for a community picnic in about 10 years to compare notes and see how each other are doing.

Sincerely,

Your Conservative Friends


P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, Alec Baldwin, and Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S..: And you won't have to "Press 1 for English" when you call our country.

Sounds good to me. You keep the Supreme Court and agree to allow us to return to you all of the sons and daughters from the fly over states who have run to California to escape the bigotry of their family and neighbors. We will also require a bond to cover the cost of all of those east of the Sierra's who sneak into our civilized region for medical treatments denied to them based on whatever excuse the Medical-Pharmaceutical complex has decided is cost-beneficial to them and their stockholders. All produce produced in the United States of the Pacific Coast (USPC) and exported to the remaining states will not be inspected and will be delivered "As Is"

Finally the ports of California, Oregon and Washington will be closed to all imports from Asia for redistriubtion to the eastern bloc, and by this agreement the State of Hawaii will be invited to join our United Confederation; you may have Puerto Rico**.

** Likely the Puerto Rico residents will reject joining your coalition leading to the Romney Administrations invasion, occupation and development of relearning camps for those who refuse to learn English and/or speak Spanish which will be outlawed by Presidential Decree.

 

[The T]

(Disclaimer: This is an adaptation of a divorce agreement that has been circulating around the internet for awhile.)

To All My Dearest Beloved Liberal, Leftist, Social Progressive, Regressive, Marxist, and Liberation Theologist Friends:

Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound, it is time to divide up our common property and split the sheets so to speak. To wit I propose the following:

DIVORCE AGREEMENT​

WHEREAS, we have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids and for sake of future generations, but the whole of this latest election process has revealed that our relationship has clearly run its course, and

WHEREAS, our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all,

THEREFORE let's end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is the suggested model separation agreement:

1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass apportioned according to numerical representation. You can have California, Oregon, and Washington State. We'll take all the rest.

2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with all the wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, illegal aliens, unions, peaceniks, war protesters, and the OSW groups.

9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.

10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood

11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us or hit back when we are threatened or attacked.

14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

14. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Chevy Volt you can find.

15. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any doctors to deliver it. We'll continue to believe that healthcare is more affordable and more excellent in a free market system.

16. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic", "God Bless America", and "The National Anthem."

17. You get "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World".

18. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

19. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag.

Please sign and pass it on if you will agree to this equitable distribution of property, values, and practices.

In the spirit of friendly parting, we will arrange for a community picnic in about 10 years to compare notes and see how each other are doing.

Sincerely,

Your Conservative Friends


P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, Alec Baldwin, and Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S..: And you won't have to "Press 1 for English" when you call our country.

Sounds good to me. You keep the Supreme Court and agree to allow us to return to you all of the sons and daughters from the fly over states who have run to California to escape the bigotry of their family and neighbors. We will also require a bond to cover the cost of all of those east of the Sierra's who sneak into our civilized region for medical treatments denied to them based on whatever excuse the Medical-Pharmaceutical complex has decided is cost-beneficial to them and their stockholders. All produce produced in the United States of the Pacific Coast (USPC) and exported to the remaining states will not be inspected and will be delivered "As Is"

Finally the ports of California, Oregon and Washington will be closed to all imports from Asia and by this agreement the State of Hawaii will be invited to join our United Confederation; you may have Puerto Rico**.

** Likely the Puerto Rico residents will reject joining your coalition leading to the Romney Administrations invasion, occupation and development of relearning camps for those who refuse to learn English and/or speak Spanish which will be outlawed by Presidential Decree.

No NO...the entire Constitution comes with us.

We WILL after the Divorce is finalized get RID of all laws/decisions that made the Courts as powerful as the COURT has made themselves...and put it back to Constitutional Originalism.

The LEFT gets to hold thier OWN Constitutional Convention.

 

[tjvh]

But that won't be your concern. Your focus can turn 100% to putting together a country with none of the 'evil' and 'greed' and 'selfishness' that you assign to the conservatives. The divorce agreement will specify that neither country will depend on the other for anything.

Actually, if your starving poor start sneaking over to our country so that they can eat and work, it very well would be our concern. Capitalism (especially corporatism) is devastating to the populace if left unchecked. Why can't you guys SEE that?

Why word you worry about what does, or does not succeed in the hypothetical Conservative State??? Oh, that's right... Liberal's cannot stand it when THEY aren't in control of OTHER people's lives.

 

[BDBoop]

But that won't be your concern. Your focus can turn 100% to putting together a country with none of the 'evil' and 'greed' and 'selfishness' that you assign to the conservatives. The divorce agreement will specify that neither country will depend on the other for anything.

Actually, if your starving poor start sneaking over to our country so that they can eat and work, it very well would be our concern. Capitalism (especially corporatism) is devastating to the populace if left unchecked. Why can't you guys SEE that?

Why word you worry about what does, or does not succeed in the hypothetical Conservative State??? Oh, that's right... Liberal's cannot stand it when THEY aren't in control of OTHER people's lives.

Really? Liberals, you say?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iMBUoxLOmA]Republicans, Get In My Vagina!.flv - YouTube[/ame]

 

[peach174]

I don't want a divorce, I want the Fairness Doctrine back....some argument based on reality for Rush, Beck, Savage etc so we wouldn't have to deal with tin foil loudmouth morons on here...

Fairness Doctrine?
It's not fair at all, when you want to shut up people's opinions you don't agree with.
By the way cons have always had same similar views way before Rush, Savage etc.
We had no conservative opinions in the public, until these guys started in the 90's and all the left has wanted to do ever since is shut them down.

 

[BDBoop]

I don't want a divorce, I want the Fairness Doctrine back....some argument based on reality for Rush, Beck, Savage etc so we wouldn't have to deal with tin foil loudmouth morons on here...

Fairness Doctrine?
It's not fair at all, when you want to shut up people's opinions you don't agree with.
By the way cons have always had same similar views way before Rush, Savage etc.
We had no conservative opinions in the public, until these guys started in the 90's and all the left has wanted to do ever since is shut them down.

Canada rocks.

You know - where Fox isn't welcome because of all the lying.

 

[The T]

I don't want a divorce, I want the Fairness Doctrine back....some argument based on reality for Rush, Beck, Savage etc so we wouldn't have to deal with tin foil loudmouth morons on here...

Fairness Doctrine?
It's not fair at all, when you want to shut up people's opinions you don't agree with.
By the way cons have always had same similar views way before Rush, Savage etc.
We had no conservative opinions in the public, until these guys started in the 90's and all the left has wanted to do ever since is shut them down.

Franco wants wholly owned media of the 40's, 50's, 60's 70's, 80's...before the advent of the internet.

 

[Mr.Nick]

Actually, if your starving poor start sneaking over to our country so that they can eat and work, it very well would be our concern. Capitalism (especially corporatism) is devastating to the populace if left unchecked. Why can't you guys SEE that?

Why word you worry about what does, or does not succeed in the hypothetical Conservative State??? Oh, that's right... Liberal's cannot stand it when THEY aren't in control of OTHER people's lives.

Really? Liberals, you say?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iMBUoxLOmA]Republicans, Get In My Vagina!.flv - YouTube[/ame]

No one is in anyones "vagina."

You progressives either have a comprehension problem or you're stupid.

I don't know how supporting the idea that other people should pay for other people to have abortions and free contraception is being in anothers "vagina."

If you want contraceptives then YOU PAY FOR THEM.....

If you want an abortion then you can PAY FOR IT.....

Besides, abortion is murder anyways and on my side one would be charged with murder for having an abortion...... A fetus isn't a body part - that is another human and that human has rights....

 

[The T]

Why word you worry about what does, or does not succeed in the hypothetical Conservative State??? Oh, that's right... Liberal's cannot stand it when THEY aren't in control of OTHER people's lives.

Really? Liberals, you say?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iMBUoxLOmA"]Republicans, Get In My Vagina!.flv - YouTube[/ame]

No one is in anyones "vagina."

You progressives either have a comprehension problem or you're stupid.

I don't know how opposing the idea that other people should pay for other people to have abortions and free contraception is being in anothers "vagina."

If you want contraceptives then YOU PAY FOR THEM.....

If you want an abortion then you can PAY FOR IT.....

Besides, abortion is murder anyways and on my side one would be charged with murder for having an abortion...... A fetus isn't a body part - that is another human and that human has rights....

Yep. Isn't it interesting how the left assigns these things and projects?

 

[Wry Catcher]

I don't want a divorce, I want the Fairness Doctrine back....some argument based on reality for Rush, Beck, Savage etc so we wouldn't have to deal with tin foil loudmouth morons on here...

Fairness Doctrine?
It's not fair at all, when you want to shut up people's opinions you don't agree with.
By the way cons have always had same similar views way before Rush, Savage etc.
We had no conservative opinions in the public, until these guys started in the 90's and all the left has wanted to do ever since is shut them down.

The Fairness Doctrine didn't shut anyone up! Do some research before you spiel on topics you know nothing about.

 

[The T]

I don't want a divorce, I want the Fairness Doctrine back....some argument based on reality for Rush, Beck, Savage etc so we wouldn't have to deal with tin foil loudmouth morons on here...

Fairness Doctrine?
It's not fair at all, when you want to shut up people's opinions you don't agree with.
By the way cons have always had same similar views way before Rush, Savage etc.
We had no conservative opinions in the public, until these guys started in the 90's and all the left has wanted to do ever since is shut them down.

The Fairness Doctrine didn't shut anyone up! Do some research before you spiel on topics you know nothing about.

The whole premise is an affront to the First Amendment.

What YOU meant to say is that YOU are sorry it hasn't happened yet.

 

[Foxfyre]

I don't want a divorce, I want the Fairness Doctrine back....some argument based on reality for Rush, Beck, Savage etc so we wouldn't have to deal with tin foil loudmouth morons on here...

Fairness Doctrine?
It's not fair at all, when you want to shut up people's opinions you don't agree with.
By the way cons have always had same similar views way before Rush, Savage etc.
We had no conservative opinions in the public, until these guys started in the 90's and all the left has wanted to do ever since is shut them down.

But to them the Fairness Doctrine is fair Peach, so let them have it. That would certainly go to Liberal Land. We'll happily keep Rush, Beck, Savage, Ingraham et al and give them Michael Moore, Rachel Maddow, Bill Maher, Chris Hayes et al. They can implement the Fairness Doctrine to their hearts content and we will be free to reinstate a market driven media with just enough rules and regulation to prevent anybody from violating anybody's rights or violating our sense of decency during family hour etc.

Actually it would be refreshing for our media folks to focus on our differences of opinion re policy and procedure instead of making it all an us vs them mentality. That's the beauty of the divorce. Each side can become "us" again and not have to concern itself with 'them'.

 

[Mr.Nick]

Really? Liberals, you say?

Republicans, Get In My Vagina!.flv - YouTube

No one is in anyones "vagina."

You progressives either have a comprehension problem or you're stupid.

I don't know how opposing the idea that other people should pay for other people to have abortions and free contraception is being in anothers "vagina."

If you want contraceptives then YOU PAY FOR THEM.....

If you want an abortion then you can PAY FOR IT.....

Besides, abortion is murder anyways and on my side one would be charged with murder for having an abortion...... A fetus isn't a body part - that is another human and that human has rights....

Yep. Isn't it interesting how the left assigns these things and projects?

Yeah, because we expect them to buy their own contraception and pay for their own abortions (and oppose them) we are somehow all up an a womans vagina????

Talk about drama - these people just invent shit.... They just make it up because they're not interested in reality or facts, they're interested in what makes them feel good and what suits their argument..

It really makes me angry how people can be so stupid and lie so much and it is actually accepted.

 

[Wry Catcher]

(Disclaimer: This is an adaptation of a divorce agreement that has been circulating around the internet for awhile.)

To All My Dearest Beloved Liberal, Leftist, Social Progressive, Regressive, Marxist, and Liberation Theologist Friends:

Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound, it is time to divide up our common property and split the sheets so to speak. To wit I propose the following:

DIVORCE AGREEMENT​

WHEREAS, we have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids and for sake of future generations, but the whole of this latest election process has revealed that our relationship has clearly run its course, and

WHEREAS, our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all,

THEREFORE let's end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is the suggested model separation agreement:

1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass apportioned according to numerical representation. You can have California, Oregon, and Washington State. We'll take all the rest.

2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with all the wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, illegal aliens, unions, peaceniks, war protesters, and the OSW groups.

9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.

10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood

11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us or hit back when we are threatened or attacked.

14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

14. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Chevy Volt you can find.

15. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any doctors to deliver it. We'll continue to believe that healthcare is more affordable and more excellent in a free market system.

16. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic", "God Bless America", and "The National Anthem."

17. You get "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World".

18. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

19. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag.

Please sign and pass it on if you will agree to this equitable distribution of property, values, and practices.

In the spirit of friendly parting, we will arrange for a community picnic in about 10 years to compare notes and see how each other are doing.

Sincerely,

Your Conservative Friends


P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, Alec Baldwin, and Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S..: And you won't have to "Press 1 for English" when you call our country.

Sounds good to me. You keep the Supreme Court and agree to allow us to return to you all of the sons and daughters from the fly over states who have run to California to escape the bigotry of their family and neighbors. We will also require a bond to cover the cost of all of those east of the Sierra's who sneak into our civilized region for medical treatments denied to them based on whatever excuse the Medical-Pharmaceutical complex has decided is cost-beneficial to them and their stockholders. All produce produced in the United States of the Pacific Coast (USPC) and exported to the remaining states will not be inspected and will be delivered "As Is"

Finally the ports of California, Oregon and Washington will be closed to all imports from Asia and by this agreement the State of Hawaii will be invited to join our United Confederation; you may have Puerto Rico**.

** Likely the Puerto Rico residents will reject joining your coalition leading to the Romney Administrations invasion, occupation and development of relearning camps for those who refuse to learn English and/or speak Spanish which will be outlawed by Presidential Decree.

No NO...the entire Constitution comes with us.

We WILL after the Divorce is finalized get RID of all laws/decisions that made the Courts as powerful as the COURT has made themselves...and put it back to Constitutional Originalism.

The LEFT gets to hold thier OWN Constitutional Convention.

Does that include all Amendments or only those which suit the needs of Adult White Males?

The USPC will adopt The Constitution based on the guidelines outlined in the Preamble and the principle thusly articulated in the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men (and women) are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

 

[Mr.Nick]

Sounds good to me. You keep the Supreme Court and agree to allow us to return to you all of the sons and daughters from the fly over states who have run to California to escape the bigotry of their family and neighbors. We will also require a bond to cover the cost of all of those east of the Sierra's who sneak into our civilized region for medical treatments denied to them based on whatever excuse the Medical-Pharmaceutical complex has decided is cost-beneficial to them and their stockholders. All produce produced in the United States of the Pacific Coast (USPC) and exported to the remaining states will not be inspected and will be delivered "As Is"

Finally the ports of California, Oregon and Washington will be closed to all imports from Asia and by this agreement the State of Hawaii will be invited to join our United Confederation; you may have Puerto Rico**.

** Likely the Puerto Rico residents will reject joining your coalition leading to the Romney Administrations invasion, occupation and development of relearning camps for those who refuse to learn English and/or speak Spanish which will be outlawed by Presidential Decree.

No NO...the entire Constitution comes with us.

We WILL after the Divorce is finalized get RID of all laws/decisions that made the Courts as powerful as the COURT has made themselves...and put it back to Constitutional Originalism.

The LEFT gets to hold thier OWN Constitutional Convention.

Does that include all Amendments or only those which suit the needs of Adult White Males?

The USPC will adopt The Constitution based on the guidelines outlined in the Preamble and the principle thusly articulated in the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men (and women) are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

Who is calling for discrimination here???

Why do progressives keep on pulling rabbits out of hats??

 

[Foxfyre]

Gentlemen, gentlemen and ladies. I implore you. Do NOT allow anybody to deflect from working out the divorce agreement. They are now trying to deflect and draw you back into the same old 'did too, did not' controversial agruments. Don't let them do that.

The purpose of the divorce settlement is that they can believe and practice anything they want with no interference or objections or even comments from us. And we can do the same. Most of them seem to be unable to grasp such a concept. I have every confidence that ALL the conservatives can grasp that concept. Please don't let me down.

We need this divorce so that each side doesn't expend so much energy and effort condemning the point of view of the other. We have irreconcilable differences in our point of view and each side needs the ability to do their own thing without interference from the other.

Let's keep it light, amicable, and figure out what we want in our country and what we want the others to have. It's the only way to achieve peace. Those conservatives, however, who really do enjoy the insult fests might be happier on their side. And it would provide the left with something to hate which seems to be important to them. I dunno. What do you think?

 

[The T]

Sounds good to me. You keep the Supreme Court and agree to allow us to return to you all of the sons and daughters from the fly over states who have run to California to escape the bigotry of their family and neighbors. We will also require a bond to cover the cost of all of those east of the Sierra's who sneak into our civilized region for medical treatments denied to them based on whatever excuse the Medical-Pharmaceutical complex has decided is cost-beneficial to them and their stockholders. All produce produced in the United States of the Pacific Coast (USPC) and exported to the remaining states will not be inspected and will be delivered "As Is"

Finally the ports of California, Oregon and Washington will be closed to all imports from Asia and by this agreement the State of Hawaii will be invited to join our United Confederation; you may have Puerto Rico**.

** Likely the Puerto Rico residents will reject joining your coalition leading to the Romney Administrations invasion, occupation and development of relearning camps for those who refuse to learn English and/or speak Spanish which will be outlawed by Presidential Decree.

No NO...the entire Constitution comes with us.

We WILL after the Divorce is finalized get RID of all laws/decisions that made the Courts as powerful as the COURT has made themselves...and put it back to Constitutional Originalism.

The LEFT gets to hold thier OWN Constitutional Convention.

Does that include all Amendments or only those which suit the needs of Adult White Males?

The USPC will adopt The Constitution based on the guidelines outlined in the Preamble and the principle thusly articulated in the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men (and women) are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

This is why you fail history.