Dear Liberals: I Want a Divorce!

[peach174]

I don't want a divorce, I want the Fairness Doctrine back....some argument based on reality for Rush, Beck, Savage etc so we wouldn't have to deal with tin foil loudmouth morons on here...

Fairness Doctrine?
It's not fair at all, when you want to shut up people's opinions you don't agree with.
By the way cons have always had same similar views way before Rush, Savage etc.
We had no conservative opinions in the public, until these guys started in the 90's and all the left has wanted to do ever since is shut them down.

Canada rocks.

You know - where Fox isn't welcome because of all the lying.

Canada does get Fox. Just not on cable.
They can get Fox with their 2 satellite companies.
Some areas can get Fox FOX:
WJBK Detroit (available in Windsor/Sarnia/Chatham-Kent)

Many Canadians e-mail O'Rielly and he reads them on the air.

 

[Uncensored2008]

I guess your assuming that Repubs always go to war.

Taft - Repub - WWI

FDR - Dem - WWII

Truman - Dem- Korean War

Johnson - Dem- Viet Nam War

Bush Sr. - Repub -Desert Storm

Bush Jr. - Repub- Afghan and Iraq War

3 Dems and 3 Repubs seems even to me, in who goes to war.

World War I was Woodrow Wilson, a socialist and democrat.

 

[bobcollum]

This OP is so stupid, it's nearly everything I hate about the partisans on the Right-Wing side, all in one convenient easy to skim over package.

Makes me wish I had followed my instincts and avoided it entirely.

 

[peach174]

This OP is so stupid, it's nearly everything I hate about the partisans on the Right-Wing side, all in one convenient easy to skim over package.

Makes me wish I had followed my instincts and avoided it entirely.

The whole idea is, you would not have to put up with cons at all and run your states the way you would want to.

 

[The T]

This OP is so stupid, it's nearly everything I hate about the partisans on the Right-Wing side, all in one convenient easy to skim over package.

Makes me wish I had followed my instincts and avoided it entirely.

The whole idea is, you would not have to put up with cons at all and run your states the way you would want to.

Yep. No more cardboard tigers to deal with...only thier own slop.

 

[Uncensored2008]

You guys can have the corporate monoculture, which will fail eventually. We have sustainable, non polluting small farms that are actually more productive than monoculture and do not depend on big oil at all. You guys are the ones who won't know what you're doing.

The most corporatist president in history to date is Barack Obama.

We get a free market, you get the looter culture of Obama care with Government Motors and GE job czars.

 

[The T]

No NO...the entire Constitution comes with us.

We WILL after the Divorce is finalized get RID of all laws/decisions that made the Courts as powerful as the COURT has made themselves...and put it back to Constitutional Originalism.

The LEFT gets to hold thier OWN Constitutional Convention.

Does that include all Amendments or only those which suit the needs of Adult White Males?

The USPC will adopt The Constitution based on the guidelines outlined in the Preamble and the principle thusly articulated in the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men (and women) are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

Who is calling for discrimination here???

Why do progressives keep on pulling rabbits out of hats??

Even if they are fresh out.

 

[bobcollum]

This OP is so stupid, it's nearly everything I hate about the partisans on the Right-Wing side, all in one convenient easy to skim over package.

Makes me wish I had followed my instincts and avoided it entirely.

The whole idea is, you would not have to put up with cons at all and run your states the way you would want to.

Who gets the resources of each state, those that have the rights to live in it?

That alone makes it a shaft of a deal.

 

[Uncensored2008]

We get all the gays, so there will be beauty in our world.

We get all the farmers, so there will be food in ours.

Where will you go to cash your foodstamps?

 

[Dutch]

(Disclaimer: This is an adaptation of a divorce agreement that has been circulating around the internet for awhile.)

To All My Dearest Beloved Liberal, Leftist, Social Progressive, Regressive, Marxist, and Liberation Theologist Friends:

Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound, it is time to divide up our common property and split the sheets so to speak. To wit I propose the following:

DIVORCE AGREEMENT​

WHEREAS, we have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids and for sake of future generations, but the whole of this latest election process has revealed that our relationship has clearly run its course, and

WHEREAS, our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all,

THEREFORE let's end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is the suggested model separation agreement:

1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass apportioned according to numerical representation. You can have California, Oregon, and Washington State. We'll take all the rest.

2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with all the wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, illegal aliens, unions, peaceniks, war protesters, and the OSW groups.

9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.

10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood

11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us or hit back when we are threatened or attacked.

14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

14. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Chevy Volt you can find.

15. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any doctors to deliver it. We'll continue to believe that healthcare is more affordable and more excellent in a free market system.

16. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic", "God Bless America", and "The National Anthem."

17. You get "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World".

18. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

19. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag.

Please sign and pass it on if you will agree to this equitable distribution of property, values, and practices.

In the spirit of friendly parting, we will arrange for a community picnic in about 10 years to compare notes and see how each other are doing.

Sincerely,

Your Conservative Friends


P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, Alec Baldwin, and Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S..: And you won't have to "Press 1 for English" when you call our country.

Number 8, You guys would not have many people in your country then because many so called conservatives are lifelong welfare and foodstamp partakers.

 

[Mr.Nick]

Gentlemen, gentlemen. I implore you. Do NOT allow anybody to deflect from working out the divorce agreement. They are now trying to deflect and draw you back into the same old 'did too, did not' controversial agruments. Don't let them do that.

The purpose of the divorce settlement is that they can believe and practice anything they want with no interference or objections or even comments from us. And we can do the same. Most of them seem to be unable to grasp such a concept. I have every confidence that ALL the conservatives can grasp that concept. Please don't let me down.

Let's keep it light, amicable, and figure out what we want in our country and what we want the others to have. It's the only way to achieve peace. Those conservatives, however, who really do enjoy the insult fests might be happier on their side. And it would provide them something to hate which seems to be important to them. I dunno. What do you think?

I love the concept, I love the fantasy aspect of it but we all know in reality it will never happen.

If the idea was realistically proposed I would totally be all for it, however we already have that opportunity via the Tenth Amendment. Theoretically we could all come to an agreement and move to different states, but it wont happen because people just cant pickup and move like that.....

 

[The T]

This OP is so stupid, it's nearly everything I hate about the partisans on the Right-Wing side, all in one convenient easy to skim over package.

Makes me wish I had followed my instincts and avoided it entirely.

The whole idea is, you would not have to put up with cons at all and run your states the way you would want to.

Who gets the resources of each state, those that have the rights to live in it?

That alone makes it a shaft of a deal.

According to the 19 part deal minus the P.S.'s?

NOT mentioned.

 

[g5000]

Oh geez. You want a third country? That's going to take a lot of work. So which choices on the list do you want for your country? Those assigned to the liberals? Or those assigned to the conservatives?

Fallacy of the excluded middle.

I'll take the middle.

No fair. You have to either not agree to any divorce at all or you have to be willing to negotiate. Make you picks on the list or suggest your own items to divvy up.

The American people are in a domestic abuse situation. The Father (GOP) and Mother (Democrats) beat the shit out them day and night.

One of them raids our piggy bank and bankrupts our future with lowers taxes coupled with increased spending. Then the other one cobbles us with ever-expanding entitlement programs. Then the first one causes permanent brain damage by deliberately cultivating a culture of ignorance. Then the second one destroys our self-esteem by constantly apologizing for America.

It just goes on and on and on.

It is time to declare ourselves as emancipated from both.

 

[bobcollum]

The whole idea is, you would not have to put up with cons at all and run your states the way you would want to.

Who gets the resources of each state, those that have the rights to live in it?

That alone makes it a shaft of a deal.

According to the 19 part deal minus the P.S.'s?

NOT mentioned.

Of course not, it isn't very well thought out.

Well it is from a partisan perspective I guess.

 

[Foxfyre]

This OP is so stupid, it's nearly everything I hate about the partisans on the Right-Wing side, all in one convenient easy to skim over package.

Makes me wish I had followed my instincts and avoided it entirely.

The whole idea is, you would not have to put up with cons at all and run your states the way you would want to.

Who gets the resources of each state, those that have the rights to live in it?

That alone makes it a shaft of a deal.

We can work out those details. We touched on that in the initial proposed divorce settlement. The Left hates big oil and all the pollution, etc. so the Conservatives are most happy to take all of that. And in return we give the Left all the wind farms, solar industries, battery operated machinery, and bio fuels.

We'll take all the manufacturers of the big luxury cars, pickup trucks, and other energy guzzling vehicles and the other side gets all the Chevy Volts.

It requires some imagination and creativity, but I'm sure we will be able to work things out.

 

[Mr. Peepers]

We get all the farmers, so there will be food in ours.

Where will you go to cash your foodstamps?

No, you get an inedible GMO, pesticide-soaked commodity and your farmers are owned by Monsanto. And when your whole crop growing in dead soil fails, so will your economy. The real farmers would definitely be on the progressive side.

 

[Uncensored2008]

This OP is so stupid,

Yeah, but is it "bobcollum" stupid?

it's nearly everything I hate about the partisans on the Right-Wing side, all in one convenient easy to skim over package.

Don't you wish you could just round them up into gulags?

Makes me wish I had followed my instincts and avoided it entirely.

It's not too late, there's the door...

 

[Foxfyre]

Who gets the resources of each state, those that have the rights to live in it?

That alone makes it a shaft of a deal.

According to the 19 part deal minus the P.S.'s?

NOT mentioned.

Of course not, it isn't very well thought out.

Well it is from a partisan perspective I guess.

And add one more to the Left's inability to approach any such discussion with a sense of humor or any sense of imagination or creativity. At least you guys are really consistent. I'll give you that.

 

[Foxfyre]

This OP is so stupid,

Yeah, but is it "bobcollum" stupid?

it's nearly everything I hate about the partisans on the Right-Wing side, all in one convenient easy to skim over package.

Don't you wish you could just round them up into gulags?

Makes me wish I had followed my instincts and avoided it entirely.

It's not too late, there's the door...

Come on Uncensored. BobCollum is a dedicated Leftst and if we are going to have an amicable divorce we must allow him his POV. And look on the bright side. He will be going to Liberal Land.

 

[Uncensored2008]

No, you get an inedible GMO, pesticide soaked commodity and your farmers are owned by Monsanto. And when your whole crop growing in dead soil fails, so will your economy. The real farmers would definitely be on the progressive side.

I know that you're just a chattering monkey, but where DO you think the food this nation consumes is grown at? New York City? Seriously?