Dems Stick With Biden As It Would Be A Real Pain To Reprint These Ballots They Already Filled Out

[Votto]

Dems Stick With Biden As It Would Be A Real Pain To Reprint These Ballots They Already Filled Out
POLITICS·Jun 30, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — Despite a significant majority of the nation now believing President Biden mentally unfit for office, the Democratic Party has decided to stay with Biden as its nominee as it would be a huge pain to reprint the tens of thousands of ballots they already filled out.

"On one hand, the nation now knows Biden is incapable of thinking and is a clear and present danger to himself and the country," said DNC chair Jaime Harrison. "On the other hand, it would be SUCH a pain to have to reprint all those ballots when we already filled them all out. It's so tedious! Aw, screw it... let's just stick with Biden."

The Democratic Party considered replacing Biden after the Presidential debate revealed his inability to walk or speak, but the amount of ballots already prepared for harvesting dissuaded them. "Obviously, Biden can't operate a frialator, much less run a country," said White House chief of staff Jeff Zeints. "To have him continue to be the corpse-like mouthpiece of the Party is nothing short of elder abuse, and everyone knows it. Still, do you know how long it takes to fill out two hundred thousand ballots? Ugh, it is so much work! Forget it."

At publishing time, annoyed Democrats had begun preparing another hundred thousand ballots for harvesting after seeing how bad the post-debate poll numbers looked.

 

[wamose]

Yeah, they'd have to teach those millions of illegal aliens how to spell a different name for the election. Democrats suck. MAGA

 

[JGalt]

The Dems are screwed. They can't get rid of Joe and they can't keep him.

What to do, what to do?

 

[Mashmont]

Dems Stick With Biden As It Would Be A Real Pain To Reprint These Ballots They Already Filled Out
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U.S. — Despite a significant majority of the nation now believing President Biden mentally unfit for office, the Democratic Party has decided to stay with Biden as its nominee as it would be a huge pain to reprint the tens of thousands of ballots they already filled out.

"On one hand, the nation now knows Biden is incapable of thinking and is a clear and present danger to himself and the country," said DNC chair Jaime Harrison. "On the other hand, it would be SUCH a pain to have to reprint all those ballots when we already filled them all out. It's so tedious! Aw, screw it... let's just stick with Biden."

The Democratic Party considered replacing Biden after the Presidential debate revealed his inability to walk or speak, but the amount of ballots already prepared for harvesting dissuaded them. "Obviously, Biden can't operate a frialator, much less run a country," said White House chief of staff Jeff Zeints. "To have him continue to be the corpse-like mouthpiece of the Party is nothing short of elder abuse, and everyone knows it. Still, do you know how long it takes to fill out two hundred thousand ballots? Ugh, it is so much work! Forget it."

At publishing time, annoyed Democrats had begun preparing another hundred thousand ballots for harvesting after seeing how bad the post-debate poll numbers looked.

Why is this in Satire? It's no doubt true.

But it's gotten to the point where they may not even be able to steal it. The only way out I see if Biden is the nominee is for the media to take some minor event and blow it up as if it were the most egregious offense in the word (like they did with Jan 6), then instruct their leftwing polling companies to show Biden's numbers going way up and Trump's way down. Then they can finish off the steal on election night like last time. They will HAVE to keep Biden from EVER appearing without a teleprompter and earpiece again. Maybe not even allow him to appear in public. They could not hold the second debate, for example.

 

[Donald H]

Stay with Biden!

When he crashes and burns in September or October, it will be too late to react.

Will Trump be eliminated from the snailpaced race of fools by then?

Trump must not be allowed to interfere in America's essential war against Russia.

What could America have been thinking??

 

[toobfreak]

The Dems are screwed. They can't get rid of Joe and they can't keep him. What to do, what to do?

Everyone saw this one coming from a mile away like a freight train in the dark---except democrats! Frankly, in 2021 I doubted he would even last a year.

Joe's drug resistence has peaked and they can't risk larger doses!

Oh well, JG, they still got Kamela Harry, they can always run her instead.




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