Disney & Democrats Teamed Up To Modify Disney's 'Jungle Cruise' Boat Ride - Now Called 'Biden's Immigration Cartel Boat Ride'

easyt65

Diamond Member
Aug 4, 2015
90,307
61,148
2,645
After paying 'paying thousands of dollars to be smuggled to America', visitors will be led down a path by Cartel members to a waiting boat. There they will board the boats and be paddled down / across the river to a 'hide-spot' where waiting Cartel Members help them out of the boat.



1615567029352.png


Disney actually has 2 alternate endings to the ride that can change with each ride on the attraction:

1 ending has waiting armed Cartel Members helping people out of the boat, separating children from the adults and loading them into a truck to take them away to force them into child sex trafficking while forcing the adults to become 'mules' to carry drugs into the US.

The other ending has a Border Agent Patrol show up, kill the Cartel Members in a shoot-out, and escorting the 'illegals' a short distance to holding 'facilities' for a short time before giving them bus tickets to locations all over the US and releasing them.

It sounds like a hoot. :p




 
And to think, the happiest ending is for the kids to be separated from their parents and end up in cages... or "shipping containers", which sounds better according to the stuttering fuck....
 

Forum List

Back
Top