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Supergirl puts out more than Sandra Fluke does
C'mon now, old timer....you know that sex is just a distant memory for you.
I think of you whenever I hear this one:
Tom who had put his dad in a nursing home, decided he wanted to do something special for his lonely dad on his 90th birthday.
Tom called an escort service and said, "I want you to give my dad SUPER SEX!" the clerk replied, "I have just the woman."
So right after lunch Toms dad was relaxing in his room watching Jeopardy, when this beautiful woman walked in his room and said, "I'm here to give you super sex!"
Wingy thought about it a moment, and said, "I'll take the soup."
After taking one look at Jumbo, I imagine most guys would prefer the soup.
Now, now...don't be jealous of others just because you have a face like a dropped pie.