Drunk again

I don't know, I've never been to Vegas, but I've heard rumors enough to never go...
Nah, Q is some mental midget that lives in his closet while hugging Darth Maul…

Nevada as a whole is great and beautiful as can be, and don’t worry about Q and his delusions of life…

Reno is fun and outside Reno are some great places to go for weekend…
 
Nah, Q is some mental midget that lives in his closet while hugging Darth Maul…

Nevada as a whole is great and beautiful as can be, and don’t worry about Q and his delusions of life…

Reno is fun and outside Reno are some great places to go for weekend…


I mean down town Las Vegas. The rest of Nevada I'm sure is a wonderful place, but the Vegas Strip seems like trouble.
 
I am Jewish lol


The rabbi was an avid golfer and played at every opportunity. He was so addicted to the game that if he didn't play he would get withdrawal symptoms. One Yom Kippur the rabbi thought to himself, "What's it going to hurt if I go out during the recess and play a few rounds. Nobody will be the wiser, and I'll be back in time for services."

Sure enough, at the conclusion of the morning service, the rabbi snuck out of the synagogue and headed straight for the golf course. Looking down upon the scene were Moses and God.

Moses said, "Look how terrible—a Jew on Yom Kippur. And a rabbi besides!"

God replied, "Watch. I'm going to teach him a lesson."

Out on the course, the rabbi stepped up to the first tee. When he hit the ball, it careened off a tree, struck a rock, skipped across a pond and landed in the hole for a HOLE IN ONE!

Seeing all this, Moses protested: "God, this is how you're going to teach him a lesson? He got a hole in one!"

"Sure," said God, "but who's he going to tell?"
 

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