Education Thread: fellow Europeans, let's teach Americans about soccer! Biden Gets Very Confused When He Gets Told USA Tied With England In World Cup

[basquebromance]

it’s not even football or soccer. it’s just magic, and it's time Americans learned it. i'm gonna use this thread to educate Americans about soccer!

 

[excalibur]

Soccer = Boring!

And it is zero-zero or nothing-nothing, not freakin' nil-nil.

 

[basquebromance]

money isn't everything. Cristiano is refusing the big payday so he can still play at the top level, instead of in Saudi Arabia's league of amateurs

Cristiano Ronaldo receives $225 million offer to play for Saudi Arabian team

Just a few days after parting ways with Manchester United, Cristiano Ronaldo has been given an historic offer to play for a top club in Saudi Arabia.

www.foxnews.com

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

it’s not even football or soccer. it’s just magic, and it's time Americans learned it. i'm gonna use this thread to educate Americans about soccer!

Arma Virumque Cano

It's a peasant's game; the fact that the players aren't allowed to use their hands and arms is a reflection of European Birth-Class tyranny. It has no place in a democratic country like the formerly United States. In fact, we should important rugby, jai-alai, and bull-fighting instead of this Old World excrescence.

 

[basquebromance]

Argentina defender Nicolás Otamendi's game by numbers vs Mexico:

99 touches (most)

89.41% passing accuracy

11 duels won (most)

6 aerial duels won (most)

5 final third entries

4 clearances

4 ball recoveries

3 tackles

1 interception

Mighty performance at the back.

 

[Auld Phart]

BREAKING NEWS

BIDEN GETS CONFUSED

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(Not really breaking news, is it?)

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Soccer = Boring!

And it is zero-zero or nothing-nothing, not freakin' nil-nil.

Gargoyle Goals

Peasants, the antithesis of Americans, are satisfied with rare feelings of joy. Their Masters are just the opposite. The filthy HeirHeads here are pushing this emasculating bore-sport.

 

[1srelluc]

It should not have been held in Qatar in the first place.

 

[basquebromance]

French star Kylian Mbappé hanging out with Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner & their children after tonight’s win over Denmark

 

[ABikerSailor]

Arma Virumque Cano

It's a peasant's game; the fact that the players aren't allowed to use their hands and arms is a reflection of European Birth-Class tyranny. It has no place in a democratic country like the formerly United States. In fact, we should important rugby, jai-alai, and bull-fighting instead of this Old World excrescence.

Might wanna look into the history of soccer, as both soccer and rugby came from the same game.

 

[basquebromance]

'Rebirth? We are not dead', says Costa Rica coach Suarez after Spain humiliation...Spain beat Costa Rica 7-0 in their opening game...Costa Rica plays Japan tomorrow

 

[basquebromance]

Youngest player to score and assist in a World Cup game:

◉ Lionel Messi vs Serbia 2006 (18y 357d)

Oldest player to score and assist in a World Cup game:

◉ Lionel Messi vs Mexico 2022 (35y 155d)


Simply unbelievable.

 

[mudwhistle]

Argentina defender Nicolás Otamendi's game by numbers vs Mexico:

99 touches (most)

89.41% passing accuracy

11 duels won (most)

6 aerial duels won (most)

5 final third entries

4 clearances

4 ball recoveries

3 tackles

1 interception

Mighty performance at the back.

They count touches?
WTF!!!

 

[basquebromance]

On Thursday, Cristiano Ronaldo became the first man in history to score at five different World Cup tournaments On Saturday, Lionel Messi became the first man in history to provide an assist in five different World Cup tournaments We live in a GOAT era.

 

[basquebromance]

 

[basquebromance]

 

[francoHFW]

Gargoyle Goals

Peasants, the antithesis of Americans, are satisfied with rare feelings of joy. Their Masters are just the opposite. The filthy HeirHeads here are pushing this emasculating bore-sport.

So, brainwashed functional moron peasant, why are we the only modern country which doesn't have a living wage healthcare daycare paid parental leave cheap college and training great infrastructure and vacations and ID card to end illegal immigration and work, and mainly taxing the rich enough so we can invest in America and Americans again after 40 years of GOP giveaway to the rich and brainwash for chumps like you? Why do we, the richest country in the world, have the worst inequality and upward mobility homelessness and hopelessness anywhere in the modern world which are all democracies and know the difference between communism and socialism, brainwashed functional moron rube and chump of the greedy idiot rich. Soccer is democracy, American football is Big Money (for equipment) violent class ridden semi fascism. Go Bills! Red white and blue America's real team not corporate America's hype BS Cowboys lol....Vive la France, Mbappe and Giraud....

 

[francoHFW]

French star Kylian Mbappé hanging out with Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner & their children after tonight’s win over Denmark

hanging out my *** period

 

[frigidweirdo]

French star Kylian Mbappé hanging out with Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner & their children after tonight’s win over Denmark

I bet he has no idea who they are.

 

[Leo123]

Wow!! That's as many as a Trump rally!!!