Saigon
Gold Member
Oddball is a great example of manhood - if you imagine manhood as a 200 poind drunk in a T-shirt seven sizes too small, wedged into an armchair no bigger than the shirt, and wearing the same pair of once-white underwear he put on for Christmas. A man whose token nod to decoration is a line of drool extending from one nostril to his thickly furred thighs. A man whose forehead contains furrows of such depth and rigidity, the man who is his cousin and father once planted carrots in them.
On his drivers license, his occupation is listed as window licker.
On his drivers license, his occupation is listed as window licker.