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Better than being lost in SB's Kackalacky Swamp.Some of Col.Kurtz (R) later work in Ballot Box (RIP)
DROP YOUR COCKS AND GRAB YOUR SOCKS!
by Col.BullKurtz
02/28/2008, 7:35 PM #
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DO I LOOK LIKE I'M KIDDING YOU? DO YOU THINK I LIKE YOU? DO YOU SEE ME SMILING? NO. YOU DO NOT! AND IF I SEE YOU SMILING YOU WILL HAVE LESS PEARLY WHITE UTENSILS TO EAT YOUR TASTY CHICKEN LEGS TONIGHT!!!! ARE WE CLEAR? YES I KNOW WE ARE CLEAR. DO NOT EVER AND I REPEAT EVER LOOK AT ME! DO YOU LOVE ME? DO YOU WANT ME TO SODOMIZE YOU? IF YOU LOOK AT ME I WILL ASSUME YOU LOVE ME AND WANT ME TO SODOMIZE YOU. ARE WE CLEAR? ALRIGHT.
WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK IS AN OBAMA? IS THAT A DRINK? IS THAT A DRINK WITH A FLOWER FLOATING IN IT? IS AN OBAMA A DANCE? DO WE DO THE OBAMA LIKE WE DID A LABAMBA? IS IT A DUCK? MY GOD A DOG CAN SPEAK AND SHAKE HANDS FOR A PROPER BISCUIT SO WHAT AM I TO THINK WHILE I SNAP A SALUTE TO SOME OBAMA IN A HAWAIIAN FLOWER SHIRT DOING A FUCKING CALYPSO SPIN? DO NOT MAKE ME FIND YOU IF MAKE ME SUFFER AN OBAMA.-RAMA ON MY WATCH! ARE WE CLEAR?
AS YOU WERE....
Col.BullKurtz USMC
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Poser alert.
by BFD
02/28/2008, 7:37 PM #
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Poser.
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"DROP YOUR COCKS AND GRAB YOUR SOCKS!"
by RasputinsLiver
02/28/2008, 7:42 PM #
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Huh. Seems Pvt. BullButchKrapz is really horny! Lookin' for some local Fraycon GOPervs like Dawgshit and Leonidas.
Heya, Bull, check the BB GOPervs' private men's room for 'em. Believe they been in excited toe-tappin' heat for ya.
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WHAT IS A BFD????
by Col.BullKurtz
02/28/2008, 7:44 PM #
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DOES THE F STAND FOR FRENCHIE? DO YOU SPELL IT POSEUR WHEN YOU ARE IN PARIS? YOU HAVE SOME DEGAULLE CALLING ME A POSEUR FRENCHIE. I WILL GRAB YOUR ANKLES AND MAKE A WISH!
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Re: Yes Sir (Salute) Kernel (of corn)
by frankaag2
02/28/2008, 7:45 PM #
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Correction Sir..
An Obama is a Marxist disciple..It is not a phfluacqking Calypso .Sir.--Salute.
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Crappyliver saw the word SODOMIZE
by dadawg
02/28/2008, 7:50 PM #
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ran fast has his lil' legs would carry his frail ass and jumped in line, hoping Col. BullKurtz would see him gazing in his eyes.........
bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sure ya did crappyliver, sure ya did...........
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ARE YOU A COMEDIAN????????
by Col.BullKurtz
02/28/2008, 7:53 PM #
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IF I AM A KERNEL THAN I AM AN ATOMIC FUCKING KERNEL AND YOU HAVE PULLED THE CAP OFF A KING SIZED CAN OF WHOLE-KERNEL-DELUXE-SIZE WHOOOP ASS!!!! DROP AND GIVE ME 50 MISTER!
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Re: Crappyliver saw the word SODOMIZE
by RasputinsLiver
02/28/2008, 7:55 PM #
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Ha! Dawgshit can't wait to hump Pvt. BullButch's shin and work his neanderbilly way up to GOPerv "Heaven"!
Look! Look at 'im! He's all a-quiver, piddlin' all over the floor in his toe-tappin' excitement!
Hahahahahahaahahaaa....gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwddamn!
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Now,now Capt. Crunch.
by BFD
02/28/2008, 7:57 PM #
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You're not supposed to tell what you are.
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Re: Sorry Sir (Salute)Colonel
by frankaag2
02/28/2008, 8:04 PM #
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I was not being disrespectful.. I was just allowing as to your mis-judgement in thinking an Obama is a Calypso ...Of course a Obama sure does do a great "Come Mr Tally man,tally me bananas".
I was just bringing to your atttention (Ten-shum-Salute) Sir that a Obama is a communist, I did use the woid marxist, in case youse were not aware Sir .. Sorry Sir.. I'm sure youse are aware of every phfluacqking thang .those woids have the same meaning..
also, a Obama is a gud fren of Mrs Hairy Bellie-floozie who sings the Mr Tally banana sing a sing.. of six pence etc etc..
Salute
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Re: DROP YOUR COCKS AND GRAB YOUR SOCKS!
by krankman
02/28/2008, 8:17 PM #
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Hi Colonel - thought I'd stroll down memory lane here. I've kept this post in the ol' hard drive for some time. Remember this post you did, for my troubled sister? Well she's turned her life around, thank God.
God Bless!
Thoughts On That Cocksucking Sister of Yours
TEN-shun!
Our recent exchange was very painful, SR- not as painful as your sister getting butt-blasted by two Zulus with their "Congo Colon Cleansers" but you get the point- and The Colonel has fuckin' gone back on the goddamn internet to check up on things and see if he can continue to help your poor sister kick the C.R.A.C.K. Habit (Caucasian Rammed Anally by Colored Kocksman). It's a matter of fuckin' life and death- or at least healthy bowels.
The Colonel has therefore wrote a fuckin' poem just for your sister- yes, I know, poetry is traditionally seen as "Gay" or even "pansy lit" but there is manly poetry out there and sometimes bein' a fuckin man means not being afraid to show Godly emotion. I hope this fuckin' helps your cocksucking sister get off of her knees and on to her feet, where she can become a valuable member of the white race's genetic strategic reserve:
Stop It With The Brothers, Sister!
A poem, by Lt. Col. Francis "Bull" Kurtz, USMC (ret.)
Your brother says you went away
Off to Hollywood where you would play
An actress living a frenetic life
But you ended up with black cock strife;
Abandon Dayton? You said "Hell Yes!"
Not knowing the Urban Males would flock to your dress
Where inside there lurks the cave of ill-repute
White poon-tang is enticing like the Pide Piper's flute;
You fell into debt and started hitting the rock
From there you descended to sucking black cock
Meth and other drugs lurked on your horizon
Yet you couldn't get to the phone once, make business for Verizon?
You have broken hearts many you vile little strumpet
Playing that black bone like Dizzy Gillespie blew trumpet
A high-note was reached when you were at last a "star"
But the film you were in left your jaw quite ajar
For to force to your throat that massive ebony spear
You had to open your mandible from the front to the rear
And that's just impossible for a young white girl to take
Only a garage door could a home for that cock make
Yet stuffed it you did down to the root
Then took both men on and they plowed in your toot;
Now you're a whore and no decent man you they would take
Only in Christ can you overcome your guzzling mistake;
REPENT! Cries The Colonel to this sinful abomination
To whom her only hope is in renewal, Godly menstruation
For when you do find that your uterus is ready for a baby
Make sure the father is white and act like a fuckin' lady
Raise that child up for we will need more Marines soon
And don't ever- EVER!- give to the blacks your precious alabaster poon.
THE END
Well, I hope that fuckin' helps give her the strength she needs to get over the CRACK we talked about earlier. There is hope, friend, but only in Christ; for my God is an AWESOME God, he can move mountains, and YES! Christ is even better than enormous black cocks!!!!!!!
God speed, son, god speed!
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thanks for that blast from the past.
by greenridgeman
02/28/2008, 8:24 PM #
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That poetry brought a tear to my eye and hope to my heart for my crackhead sister and her junkie daughter, both known to take a little blacksnake, not cuz they wanted to, mind you, just cuz they had to. With the power of Jesus even crackwhores and junkies can be redeemed, should they try.
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Re: DROP YOUR COCKS AND GRAB YOUR SOCKS!
by BFD
02/28/2008, 8:31 PM #
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That's how I know this guy is a poser. He's not nearly as creative and humorous and raunchy as the real Colonel.
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Poser or not, i think that poem...
by krankman
02/28/2008, 8:34 PM #
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...is one of the best posts in the Fray's history!
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Agreed
by greenridgeman
02/28/2008, 8:38 PM #
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But then, I am a sick fuck........!
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I weep...
by Col.BullKurtz
02/28/2008, 8:47 PM #
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as I read my alcohol fueled sonnet..please tell your whore sister if I had only known....
I WOULD HAVE KILLED HER MYSELF! CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?????
Col.BullKurtz USMC
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Re: I weep...
by krankman
02/28/2008, 8:52 PM #
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Hahaha! I'll give her the message. I rarely see her though. She's a Christian missionary now, spreading the good Word to the world's filthy savages, so don't be so hard on yourself.
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I paced my cement floor that evening..
by Col.BullKurtz
02/28/2008, 9:14 PM #
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hoping some good could come from a voice it seemed I had abandoned in my arm pit. Once it took flight like a harkened angel I knew not of it's destination only that it must have gone some fukin' where because it was no longer under my arm. I am heartened to hear she has chosen to lift the filthy savages out of their dirt worship. I am again active duty killing and raping for GOD and AMERICA! I shall scream no further at you or your other whore sisters. Glory is as glory does.
Col.BullKurtz USMC
Lest you forget, I WAS ONCE YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER AND YOUR LITTLE SISTER SUSIE.....I WAS YOUR WORLD AND EVERYBODY IN IT....I SWORE TO BY GOD TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A MARINE OR TO KILL YOU WITH THESE TWO HANDS....HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?
EYES forward. You will NOT look at me. If you look at me I will assume it is a longing look, a fetching look, a look saying you are deeply in love with me and want me do sodomize you. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? If not, do NOT look at me.
Now, as to this continuing matter of interracial sex, I once brought this remarkable treatise to your fragile minds and yet I know it now bears repeating. A simple leftist told me of his woe pertaining to his sister and the ZULUS and so his plea was answered by me, your mentor in this UNHOLY place.
A poem, by Lt. Col. Francis "Bull" Kurtz, USMC
Your brother says you went away
Off to Hollywood where you would play
An actress living a frenetic life
But you ended up with black cock strife;
Abandon Dayton? You said "Hell Yes!"
Not knowing the Urban Males would flock to your dress
Where inside there lurks the cave of ill-repute
White poon-tang is enticing like the Pide Piper's flute;
You fell into debt and started hitting the rock
From there you descended to sucking black cock
Meth and other drugs lurked on your horizon
Yet you couldn't get to the phone once, make business for Verizon?
You have broken hearts many you vile little strumpet
Playing that black bone like Dizzy Gillespie blew trumpet
A high-note was reached when you were at last a "star"
But the film you were in left your jaw quite ajar
For to force to your throat that massive ebony spear
You had to open your mandible from the front to the rear
And that's just impossible for a young white girl to take
Only a garage door could a home for that cock make
Yet stuffed it you did down to the root
Then took both men on and they plowed in your toot;
Now you're a whore and no decent man you they would take
Only in Christ can you overcome your guzzling mistake;
REPENT! Cries The Colonel to this sinful abomination
To whom her only hope is in renewal, Godly menstruation
For when you do find that your uterus is ready for a baby
Make sure the father is white and act like a fuckin' lady
Raise that child up for we will need more Marines soon
And don't ever- EVER!- give to the blacks your precious alabaster poon.
THE END
YOU ARE WELCOME....and now that you are bug-eyed and tired I will let you decide whether talking each other to death is preferable to actual blood splatter; fielder's choice.
SEMPER FI.
Okay, I am completely lost in this thread now.
you crack me up ya silly ass little queer...as if you'd have the sand to say anything of the sort to my face....
