First porno filmed in space coming soon

[DigitalDrifter]

This will be a ground breaking movie (get it, it won't be filmed on the ground).
Anyway, in the spirit of this upcoming historic movie, I thought I would ask you guys to help come up with a title. Keeping in mind it's in space.

I'll start us out.

"Apollo's 13 Inch"

"Debbie Does Rigel 12"

"Trip To Your Anus"

"2001 A Space Orgy"

"Star Whores"

The First 'Porno In Space' May Have To Overcome More Than Funding To Achieve Its Mission

The cosmos have been a vast source of inspiration for anyone who's spent time looking up at the sky. Space and its many wonders have fueled science and innovation, and every new discovery leads to even more fascination with what's next. Whether it's dark matter, supermassive black holes, alien life or landing on Mars, space is an endless curiosity. Which is why Pornhub launched an Indiegogo campaign to fund the "first porno in space." It's all about the science, of course.

Pornhub, the self-described No. 1 free adult website in the world, has turned to crowdfunding to raise the $3.4 million it needs to send "sextronauts" Eva Lovia and Johnny Sins to space as part of its "Sexploration." Pornhub will be teaming up with adult studio Digital Playground to make the adult flick a reality.

"Columbus, Galileo, Da Vinci, Edison and Ford, among others, have all physically and culturally helped shape the planet that we currently call home. Recently, however, the focus has been shifting over and out to what lies beyond the Earth’s atmosphere. Some are contemplating colonizing Mars while others are promising elevators into space by 2050. One way or another, there are many elements about life in space that need careful consideration and research…especially sex," Pornhub explained on its Indiegogo page. As with all crowdfunding ventures, contributions lead to perks. A $10 contribution lets you get the video 24 hours in advance while a $150,000 contribution will land you a "Uranus" perk that includes one of the spacesuits worn during the mission.

Lovia and Sins would undertake six months of astronaut training prior to their performance in microgravity. Pornhub estimated 60 percent of its Indiegogo funding would be used for the cost of space flight. As for how it will happen, that's another question.

The First Porno In Space May Have To Overcome More Than Funding To Achieve Its Mission

 

[Delta4Embassy]

You'd die if you tried having sex in space. Vacuum and all. If you wanna make a porno in micro-gravity on the other hand...Could do that via the micro-gravity simulator planes that fly in parabolic arcs. Only get like 30 seconds at a time, but with good editing it could be done. Like those old jetpack films making it appear like the jetpack flew continuously despite only flying for dozens of seconds at a time.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Was a documentary about sex in orbit where some woman was designing a kind of 'connector-garment' that'd hold two people together so they could have sex.

2suit - Wikipedia the free encyclopedia

"The 2Suit was invented by Vanna Bonta in 2006[2] after she experienced microgravity during a parabolic flight that she flew with the National Space Society in 2004. Bonta presented the garment design in 2006 on a panel at a New Space conference of the Space Frontier Foundation.[1] [3][4]

In 2008, the first 2Suit was manufactured and tested by a History Channel documentary for the television series The Universe. The episode premiered on December 3, 2008.[5]

The documentary described the 2Suit as "one small step for humankind colonizing the universe." The garment was presented as a utilitarian garment with multiple applications that serves the need for human intimacy and procreation by stabilizing physical proximity in microgravity environments."

(raises eyebrow) Fascinating.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Other than to say you're in the 250 mile high club, I think it'd be a lot more trouble than it's worth. Usual porn thing about an exterior 'money shot' would present issues as well, "Someone police that up! Hurry!"

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Thanks for the encouragement.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

"Your anus, a space oddity"

 

[AceRothstein]

How does this work with facials/cumshots?

 

[Delta4Embassy]

"Space Invaders from Uranus" ROFLHAO

"The Notebook" (where a notebook in microgravity blocks all the explicit shots (for use in Japanese markets where censorship is required))

"69 things to do in microgravity" followed by "more things to do in microgravity"

 

[BullKurtz]

You'd die if you tried having sex in space. Vacuum and all. If you wanna make a porno in micro-gravity on the other hand...Could do that via the micro-gravity simulator planes that fly in parabolic arcs. Only get like 30 seconds at a time, but with good editing it could be done. Like those old jetpack films making it appear like the jetpack flew continuously despite only flying for dozens of seconds at a time.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

You'd die if you tried having sex in space. Vacuum and all. If you wanna make a porno in micro-gravity on the other hand...Could do that via the micro-gravity simulator planes that fly in parabolic arcs. Only get like 30 seconds at a time, but with good editing it could be done. Like those old jetpack films making it appear like the jetpack flew continuously despite only flying for dozens of seconds at a time.

What's cuckoo is whoever funded research for the 2Suit.

What's the point of sex in microgravity if you have to wear clothes? Shouldn't some leather or vinyl straps be more in-line with things?

 

[DigitalDrifter]

You'd die if you tried having sex in space. Vacuum and all. If you wanna make a porno in micro-gravity on the other hand...Could do that via the micro-gravity simulator planes that fly in parabolic arcs. Only get like 30 seconds at a time, but with good editing it could be done. Like those old jetpack films making it appear like the jetpack flew continuously despite only flying for dozens of seconds at a time.

What's cuckoo is whoever funded research for the 2Suit.

What's the point of sex in microgravity if you have to wear clothes? Shouldn't some leather or vinyl straps be more in-line with things?

I don't know, but I think they should hire me to continue the research.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Okay, here's a few more:



"Plan 69 From Outer Space"

"Battle Star Erotica"

"Where No Man Has Cum Before"

 

[pwjohn]

This will be a ground breaking movie (get it, it won't be filmed on the ground).
Anyway, in the spirit of this upcoming historic movie, I thought I would ask you guys to help come up with a title. Keeping in mind it's in space.

I'll start us out.

"Apollo's 13 Inch"

"Debbie Does Rigel 12"

"Trip To Your Anus"

"2001 A Space Orgy"

"Star Whores"

The First 'Porno In Space' May Have To Overcome More Than Funding To Achieve Its Mission

The cosmos have been a vast source of inspiration for anyone who's spent time looking up at the sky. Space and its many wonders have fueled science and innovation, and every new discovery leads to even more fascination with what's next. Whether it's dark matter, supermassive black holes, alien life or landing on Mars, space is an endless curiosity. Which is why Pornhub launched an Indiegogo campaign to fund the "first porno in space." It's all about the science, of course.

Pornhub, the self-described No. 1 free adult website in the world, has turned to crowdfunding to raise the $3.4 million it needs to send "sextronauts" Eva Lovia and Johnny Sins to space as part of its "Sexploration." Pornhub will be teaming up with adult studio Digital Playground to make the adult flick a reality.

"Columbus, Galileo, Da Vinci, Edison and Ford, among others, have all physically and culturally helped shape the planet that we currently call home. Recently, however, the focus has been shifting over and out to what lies beyond the Earth’s atmosphere. Some are contemplating colonizing Mars while others are promising elevators into space by 2050. One way or another, there are many elements about life in space that need careful consideration and research…especially sex," Pornhub explained on its Indiegogo page. As with all crowdfunding ventures, contributions lead to perks. A $10 contribution lets you get the video 24 hours in advance while a $150,000 contribution will land you a "Uranus" perk that includes one of the spacesuits worn during the mission.

Lovia and Sins would undertake six months of astronaut training prior to their performance in microgravity. Pornhub estimated 60 percent of its Indiegogo funding would be used for the cost of space flight. As for how it will happen, that's another question.

The First Porno In Space May Have To Overcome More Than Funding To Achieve Its Mission

Debbie does Uranus, might be a better choice.