BullKurtz
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I was 12 or 13 late one Halloween night with a buddy smashing pumpkins when I crept up on the porch of a dark house to grab a big one. I sneaked down the steps and raised it over my head when.........OUT THE DOOR FLIES THIS HUGE DUDE....I did a basketball chest-past and caught him in the face with the pumpkin.....Didn't even phase him....lucky for me he wasn't as fast as me although I could feel him grabbing at the back of my shirt....he wouldn't give up! The chase went on for maybe 3 blocks....I was scared shitless I tell ya. LOL! Finally I ran onto the lawn of a hospital and did a baseball hook-slide down in front of him.....sure enough my trail-leg caught his feet and sent him ass over applecart....he landed on his chest and I could tell it'd knocked the wind outta him. So I stood over him and taunted him to get up and catch me. He was gasping for air when I decided I better book so I jogged off, barely able to run anymore myself. Don't know what he'd have done to me if he could have grabbed me but it wasn't good....I knew that.
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