Abishai100
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This is a fictional short-story about the two Hindu gods Krishna (god of negotiation) and Shiva (god of destruction) talking about pro-consumerism vigilance and vigilantism in the time when Hollywood (USA) was making countless comic-book adapted films such as The Dark Knight and Iron Man.
Krishna and Shiva decide to intervene on the activities of mankind in this modern age of capitalism hysteria.
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KRISHNA: Let us descend upon Earth and play with mankind!
SHIVA: Americans are playing Monopoly on their iPhones.
KRISHNA: They've become obsessed with consumerism.
SHIVA: I'll descend as an Internet-blogging 'vigilante.'
KRISHNA: I'll become an American movie star.
SHIVA: It's 1960, and Hollywood already boasts countless 'celebrities.'
KRISHNA: I'll make films about the U.S. Navy and American politics.
SHIVA: I'll start dating an attractive film actress.
KRISHNA: So will I, and we can create a 'free-speech empire.'
SHIVA: Vigilantism is so much fun!
KRISHNA: Vigilantes represent the anti-federalism sentiments in a democracy.
SHIVA: Do you think we can make a difference?
KRISHNA: Yes. Networking is becoming vital.
Krishna and Shiva descended upon Earth, and Krishna became an American actor named Tom Cruise and made culturally-symbolic films such as Top Gun, Rain Man, and Lions for Lambs. Shiva, meanwhile, became an Algerian-American Internet-blogging 'vigilante' named Ajay Satan. Krishna/Cruise started dating the attractive Hollywood actress Jennifer Connelly (star of A Beautiful Mind), while Shiva/Satan started dating the attractive Hollywood actress Diane Kruger (star of Troy).
Krishna/Cruise and Shiva/Satan decided to spread messages in the media about pro-consumerism optimism after 9/11, and when the Trump Administration began in 2017, the two gods-turned-patriots became staunch advocates of democratic values in America. Their girlfriends Connelly and Kruger were celebrated in the press as 'doll-like' representatives of a new age of media optimism. Everything was going smoothly, and Krishna and Shiva congratulated each other for taking an active role in the development of modern civilization. They became good friends with Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, and their girlfriends became good friends with Mark Zuckerberg.
People Magazine did a special article. "Why are Tom Cruise and Jennifer Connelly dating? What is their chemistry, and who is the mysterious Internet-blogging 'vigilante' boyfriend of Troy actress Diane Kruger?" the article asked. Shiva and Krishna decided they created enough media intrigue to make Americans feel more excited about consumerism-culture. The Trump Administration was doing very well in its NATO campaign, stabilizing the free market and securing China as a lifelong trading partner and new UN ally. However, the emergence of ISIS as an anti-globalization, anti-capitalism, and anti-Western terrorism threat undermined the aspirations of Krishna/Cruise and Shiva/Satan. Would the World Trade Center be attacked...again?
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Krishna and Shiva decide to intervene on the activities of mankind in this modern age of capitalism hysteria.
====
KRISHNA: Let us descend upon Earth and play with mankind!
SHIVA: Americans are playing Monopoly on their iPhones.
KRISHNA: They've become obsessed with consumerism.
SHIVA: I'll descend as an Internet-blogging 'vigilante.'
KRISHNA: I'll become an American movie star.
SHIVA: It's 1960, and Hollywood already boasts countless 'celebrities.'
KRISHNA: I'll make films about the U.S. Navy and American politics.
SHIVA: I'll start dating an attractive film actress.
KRISHNA: So will I, and we can create a 'free-speech empire.'
SHIVA: Vigilantism is so much fun!
KRISHNA: Vigilantes represent the anti-federalism sentiments in a democracy.
SHIVA: Do you think we can make a difference?
KRISHNA: Yes. Networking is becoming vital.
Krishna and Shiva descended upon Earth, and Krishna became an American actor named Tom Cruise and made culturally-symbolic films such as Top Gun, Rain Man, and Lions for Lambs. Shiva, meanwhile, became an Algerian-American Internet-blogging 'vigilante' named Ajay Satan. Krishna/Cruise started dating the attractive Hollywood actress Jennifer Connelly (star of A Beautiful Mind), while Shiva/Satan started dating the attractive Hollywood actress Diane Kruger (star of Troy).
Krishna/Cruise and Shiva/Satan decided to spread messages in the media about pro-consumerism optimism after 9/11, and when the Trump Administration began in 2017, the two gods-turned-patriots became staunch advocates of democratic values in America. Their girlfriends Connelly and Kruger were celebrated in the press as 'doll-like' representatives of a new age of media optimism. Everything was going smoothly, and Krishna and Shiva congratulated each other for taking an active role in the development of modern civilization. They became good friends with Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, and their girlfriends became good friends with Mark Zuckerberg.
People Magazine did a special article. "Why are Tom Cruise and Jennifer Connelly dating? What is their chemistry, and who is the mysterious Internet-blogging 'vigilante' boyfriend of Troy actress Diane Kruger?" the article asked. Shiva and Krishna decided they created enough media intrigue to make Americans feel more excited about consumerism-culture. The Trump Administration was doing very well in its NATO campaign, stabilizing the free market and securing China as a lifelong trading partner and new UN ally. However, the emergence of ISIS as an anti-globalization, anti-capitalism, and anti-Western terrorism threat undermined the aspirations of Krishna/Cruise and Shiva/Satan. Would the World Trade Center be attacked...again?
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