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Womanās Parents Accepting Of Mixed-Attractiveness Relationship
January 14, 2015
CHICAGOāAdmitting it took them some time to come around to the idea, the parents of local woman Laura Stevens said Wednesday that they had finally accepted their daughterās mixed-attractiveness relationship with Kyle Baker, a man who is considerably worse-looking than she is. āTo be honest, we were quite surprised when Laura brought Kyle to the house for the first time, but eventually we came around to it,ā said Stevensā mother, Janet, who noted that the pair were still met with uncomfortable stares and disapproval from other family membersāespecially Lauraās grandmotherāat last yearās Thanksgiving dinner. āHer father was particularly upset at first, but now I think heās learned to accept it, and heās even grown to like Kyle. Besides, Kyle seems to make Laura happy, and thatās all that really matters.ā Janet Stevens went on to say that, if the two ever got married, she would love their children no matter how average-looking they are.
The Onion - America's Finest News Source
January 14, 2015
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CHICAGOāAdmitting it took them some time to come around to the idea, the parents of local woman Laura Stevens said Wednesday that they had finally accepted their daughterās mixed-attractiveness relationship with Kyle Baker, a man who is considerably worse-looking than she is. āTo be honest, we were quite surprised when Laura brought Kyle to the house for the first time, but eventually we came around to it,ā said Stevensā mother, Janet, who noted that the pair were still met with uncomfortable stares and disapproval from other family membersāespecially Lauraās grandmotherāat last yearās Thanksgiving dinner. āHer father was particularly upset at first, but now I think heās learned to accept it, and heās even grown to like Kyle. Besides, Kyle seems to make Laura happy, and thatās all that really matters.ā Janet Stevens went on to say that, if the two ever got married, she would love their children no matter how average-looking they are.
The Onion - America's Finest News Source