Eric Arthur Blair
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- Jul 21, 2015
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A Conservative, a Liberal and a CEO enter a room
There are ten cookies on the table
The CEO takes nine and whispers to the Conservative
Liberals trying to take your cookie
This is funny. I heard a slightly different version:
A Conservative, a Liberal and a CEO enter a room.
The liberal immediately scoops up nine of the cookies, jamming them in his mouth and pockets
saying, "These cookies belong to the people....and I'll safeguard them for them" as he leaves the room.
The Conservative says, "What a dick!" as the CEO nods his head sadly.
There are ten cookies on the table
The CEO takes nine and whispers to the Conservative
Liberals trying to take your cookie
This is funny. I heard a slightly different version:
A Conservative, a Liberal and a CEO enter a room.
The liberal immediately scoops up nine of the cookies, jamming them in his mouth and pockets
saying, "These cookies belong to the people....and I'll safeguard them for them" as he leaves the room.
The Conservative says, "What a dick!" as the CEO nods his head sadly.