How to Explain Climate Change to Neanderthals

[saveliberty]

Snake oil cures many ills, I have a little pump to sell you.

 

[saveliberty]

We had five mega ice ages. What happened in between?

Watch the second half of The Big Bang Theory opening...

 

[jc456]

I'm not a neanderthal, I'm homo sapien. I don't get why someone would want to educate a being no longer around.

Homo sapiens neanderthalis, as the name might suggest, was also a member of homo sapiens and, if your ancestry is European, there's a possibility that your genome contains Neanderthal DNA.

are you claiming neanderthals are walking around?

I'm saying you may have some Neanderthal DNA.

or not. So why do we care, are there any actual neanderthals walking other than Geico commercials?

 

[daws101]

Another science fail, find me a Neanderthal that is living...

Climate change is the planet on a long term heating or cooling cycle.

Claiming it is manmade is just bad science.

easily done get a DNA test and it will tell you what percentage of Neanderthal you are.

why?

reading not in your skill set?
SL said find him or her a living Neanderthal and I did.

 

[Old Rocks]

Scientists are a bunch of pan-zee assed, bisexual Liberal pussy boys. Perhaps they should try something exciting, like getting laid.

So wonderful to see really dumb fucks like you posting for the denialists. Definately makes a case for them.

 

[mamooth]

claimd NYC would flood on a regular basis

Define "flood". More tidal flooding is occurring. Sandy occurred. That part is a successful prediction.

No prediction of regular massive floods was ever made, so that's a denier big lie.

claimed cat-5 hurricanes would be common

In the future, and there's already good evidence it's happening. So, successful prediction.

arctic ice would be gone (ok, that was gore, but no one corrected him)

Everyone corrected him. Big denier lie.

polar bears extinct, more now than ever

Not a prediction, and polar bear numbers are dropping. So, big denier lie.

horrible storms

Define "horrible". The prediction for more storminess is for the future, but we already see the start of it. So, successful prediciton.

desertification

Successful prediction.

blah blah blah

throw out 1000 predictions and get 10 right is not spiking the ball, it's getting lucky

Congratulations. You confirmed my point that denier lie their asses off about the predictions, and that the actual predictions have been right on the money.

 

[Two Thumbs]

I'm not a neanderthal, I'm homo sapien. I don't get why someone would want to educate a being no longer around.

Homo sapiens neanderthalis, as the name might suggest, was also a member of homo sapiens and, if your ancestry is European, there's a possibility that your genome contains Neanderthal DNA.

are you claiming neanderthals are walking around?

I'm saying you may have some Neanderthal DNA.

we also have banana dna

so take your racist non-sense to the proper forum

 

[Old Rocks]

God is coming again. You Liberals think it's hot now?
I suggest repent and get some rosaries, stat. You fuckers ain't seen hot/hell yet.

And, boy, is she pissed!

 

[daws101]

I'm not a neanderthal, I'm homo sapien. I don't get why someone would want to educate a being no longer around.

Homo sapiens neanderthalis, as the name might suggest, was also a member of homo sapiens and, if your ancestry is European, there's a possibility that your genome contains Neanderthal DNA.

are you claiming neanderthals are walking around?

I'm saying you may have some Neanderthal DNA.

or not. So why do we care, are there any actual neanderthals walking other than Geico?

yes! you if you have a European lineage you are part Neanderthal.
?.

 

[Andylusion]

How To Explain Climate Change To A Neanderthal


There...a severely DUMBED down explanation for the slower folks who just can't seem to grasp the concept

Speaking of DUMBED down, you people can't even figure out that no one is denying the climate is changing.

Maybe you need to write a neanderthal article for yourself?

 

[TheProgressivePatriot]

How To Explain Climate Change To A Neanderthal


There...a severely DUMBED down explanation for the slower folks who just can't seem to grasp the concept

Actually, it is now thought that Neanderthals were rather smart. Possibly smarter than modern day Republicans

 

[SeniorChief_Polock]

There are plenty of neanderthals walking around. Take a peek into the White House.

 

[jc456]

Another science fail, find me a Neanderthal that is living...

Climate change is the planet on a long term heating or cooling cycle.

Claiming it is manmade is just bad science.

easily done get a DNA test and it will tell you what percentage of Neanderthal you are.

why?

reading not in your skill set?
SL said find him or her a living Neanderthal and I did.

where? Geico?

 

[jc456]

How To Explain Climate Change To A Neanderthal


There...a severely DUMBED down explanation for the slower folks who just can't seem to grasp the concept

Actually, it is now thought that Neanderthals were rather smart. Possibly smarter than modern day Republicans

and definitely smarter than libturds.

 

[Two Thumbs]

claimd NYC would flood on a regular basis

Define "flood". More tidal flooding is occurring. Sandy occurred. That part is a successful prediction. Sandy? yea, floods happen, warmers claimed NYC would happen constantly

No prediction of regular massive floods was ever made, so that's a denier big lie.

claimed cat-5 hurricanes would be common

In the future, and there's already good evidence it's happening. So, successful prediction. wrong, they've been calling for them for decades now, and havn't had once since they started

arctic ice would be gone (ok, that was gore, but no one corrected him)

Everyone corrected him. Big denier lie. no one did, until the date came and went

polar bears extinct, more now than ever

Not a prediction, and polar bear numbers are dropping. So, big denier lie. more now than before

horrible storms

Define "horrible". The prediction for more storminess is for the future, but we already see the start of it. So, successful prediciton. wrong again, the horrid storms should be here and the dates for them to start where years ago

desertification

Successful prediction. b/c it was already happening, but it has not gotten worse

blah blah blah

throw out 1000 predictions and get 10 right is not spiking the ball, it's getting lucky

Congratulations. You confirmed my point that denier lie their asses off about the predictions, and that the actual predictions have been right on the money.

you're so full of shit and lies it's coming our your pours

 

[saveliberty]

How To Explain Climate Change To A Neanderthal


There...a severely DUMBED down explanation for the slower folks who just can't seem to grasp the concept

Actually, it is now thought that Neanderthals were rather smart. Possibly smarter than modern day Republicans

Attempting to act clever and actually being clever, two different things.

 

[daws101]

I'm not a neanderthal, I'm homo sapien. I don't get why someone would want to educate a being no longer around.

Homo sapiens neanderthalis, as the name might suggest, was also a member of homo sapiens and, if your ancestry is European, there's a possibility that your genome contains Neanderthal DNA.

are you claiming neanderthals are walking around?

I'm saying you may have some Neanderthal DNA.

we also have banana dna

so take your racist non-sense to the proper forum

how the fuck is that racist?

 

[tinydancer]

claimd NYC would flood on a regular basis

Define "flood". More tidal flooding is occurring. Sandy occurred. That part is a successful prediction.

No prediction of regular massive floods was ever made, so that's a denier big lie.

claimed cat-5 hurricanes would be common

In the future, and there's already good evidence it's happening. So, successful prediction.

arctic ice would be gone (ok, that was gore, but no one corrected him)

Everyone corrected him. Big denier lie.

polar bears extinct, more now than ever

Not a prediction, and polar bear numbers are dropping. So, big denier lie.

horrible storms

Define "horrible". The prediction for more storminess is for the future, but we already see the start of it. So, successful prediciton.

desertification

Successful prediction.

blah blah blah

throw out 1000 predictions and get 10 right is not spiking the ball, it's getting lucky

Congratulations. You confirmed my point that denier lie their asses off about the predictions, and that the actual predictions have been right on the money.

It's called weather.

 

[Old Rocks]

Scientists are a bunch of pan-zee assed, bisexual Liberal pussy boys. Perhaps they should try something exciting, like getting laid.

So wonderful to see really dumb fucks like you posting for the denialists. Definately makes a case for them.

You - buying Al Gore's books, and swallowing his dick and everything that comes out of his idiot mouth, are the dumb fucks, stupid.

LOL. What makes you think that Al Gores book and movie were the deciding factors in convincing most of the knowledgable people in the world that AGW is real? For a lot of layman, that was an introduction. For those that had an interest in science, they already knew the facts about AGW.

You are really someone deserving of the name, dumb fuck. You obviously never have had even high school level science. And, obviously are quite proud of the fact.

 

[saveliberty]

Tides are predominantly a lunar gravity event. I suppose you think the Sea of Tranquility has water?