How to Explain Climate Change to Neanderthals

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How To Explain Climate Change To A Neanderthal


There...a severely DUMBED down explanation for the slower folks who just can't seem to grasp the concept

Thanks for the public service announcement & glad that you're here (this sub-forum is lousy w/ deniers) but you're wasting your breath. The last thing the deniers here want is logical reasoning.

 

[jc456]

I'm not a neanderthal, I'm homo sapien. I don't get why someone would want to educate a being no longer around.

Homo sapiens neanderthalis, as the name might suggest, was also a member of homo sapiens and, if your ancestry is European, there's a possibility that your genome contains Neanderthal DNA.

are you claiming neanderthals are walking around?

I'm saying you may have some Neanderthal DNA.

or not. So why do we care, are there any actual neanderthals walking other than Geico?

yes! you if you have a European lineage you are part Neanderthal.
?.

no, i'm not, I'm homo sapien. You should look it up. Look up homo sapien:

Here from your greatest encyclopedia Wikipedia:

Homo sapiens
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This article is about Homo sapiens as a taxonomic classification. For a more general perspective on the human species, see Human. For other uses, see Homo sapiens (disambiguation).
Homo sapiens
Temporal range: 0.195–0 Ma

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Middle Pleistocene–Present

Male and female Homo sapiens in Thailand

Conservation status

Least Concern (IUCN 3.1)[1]
Scientific classification
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Suborder: Haplorhini
Family: Hominidae
Genus: Homo
Species: H. sapiens
Binomial name
Homo sapiens
Linnaeus, 1758
Subspecies
†Homo sapiens idaltu
Homo sapiens sapiens

Homo sapiens (Latin: "wise person") is the binomial nomenclature (also known as the scientific name) for the only extant human species

 

[TNHarley]

I would think since the OP is lurking she would comment on this thread. Maybe try to justify her bullshit OP

 

[jc456]

Tides are predominantly a lunar gravity event. I suppose you think the Sea of Tranquility has water?

when there is a full earth.

 

[TNHarley]

How To Explain Climate Change To A Neanderthal


There...a severely DUMBED down explanation for the slower folks who just can't seem to grasp the concept

Thanks for the public service announcement & glad that you're here (this sub-forum is lousy w/ deniers) but you're wasting your breath. The last thing the deniers here want is logical reasoning.

logical reasoning = "climate change is man made"?
In what dimension is that logical?

 

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How To Explain Climate Change To A Neanderthal


There...a severely DUMBED down explanation for the slower folks who just can't seem to grasp the concept

putting deniers in the same class as Neanderthals is an insult to the latter.

 

[tinydancer]

Now government is supposed to stop global warming right?

If government was so clever and so wonderous at solving environmental issues why hasn't it contained the So Cal Methane disaster that is ongoing as we type to each other?

You pro AGW so called enviro protectors answer why neither the state or the feds have stopped this disaster. Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Because they were too busy getting their faces out there claiming they care about the planet.

You got all hell breaking loose with this methane disaster but nary a peep from the guys that want huge revenues for you know. Saving the planet.

 

[jc456]

Scientists are a bunch of pan-zee assed, bisexual Liberal pussy boys. Perhaps they should try something exciting, like getting laid.

So wonderful to see really dumb fucks like you posting for the denialists. Definately makes a case for them.

You - buying Al Gore's books, and swallowing his dick and everything that comes out of his idiot mouth, are the dumb fucks, stupid.

LOL. What makes you think that Al Gores book and movie were the deciding factors in convincing most of the knowledgable people in the world that AGW is real? For a lot of layman, that was an introduction. For those that had an interest in science, they already knew the facts about AGW.

You are really someone deserving of the name, dumb fuck. You obviously never have had even high school level science. And, obviously are quite proud of the fact.

really? REALLY?

 

[saveliberty]

Are Neanderthals poor spellers, because Old Rocks is having trouble...

 

[daws101]

Another science fail, find me a Neanderthal that is living...

Climate change is the planet on a long term heating or cooling cycle.

Claiming it is manmade is just bad science.

easily done get a DNA test and it will tell you what percentage of Neanderthal you are.

why?

reading not in your skill set?
SL said find him or her a living Neanderthal and I did.

where? Geico?

if you are referring to the commercial ,those are not neanderthals.
Not to worry that kind of ignorance is to be expected.

 

[mamooth]

You - buying Al Gore's books, and swallowing his dick and everything that comes out of his idiot mouth, are the dumb fucks, stupid.

Rather than report every offending post, I'd like to remind everyone that the Environment folder is Zone 3, meaning that insult-only posts are not permitted. The deluge of noobs who just arrived might not realize that, so I'm telling them.

 

[Arianrhod]

I'm not a neanderthal, I'm homo sapien. I don't get why someone would want to educate a being no longer around.

Homo sapiens neanderthalis, as the name might suggest, was also a member of homo sapiens and, if your ancestry is European, there's a possibility that your genome contains Neanderthal DNA.

are you claiming neanderthals are walking around?

I'm saying you may have some Neanderthal DNA.

or not. So why do we care, are there any actual neanderthals walking other than Geico commercials?

I don't care one way or the other. I just find it interesting. The research is fairly new, and I enjoy learning new things.

 

[daws101]

How To Explain Climate Change To A Neanderthal


There...a severely DUMBED down explanation for the slower folks who just can't seem to grasp the concept

Actually, it is now thought that Neanderthals were rather smart. Possibly smarter than modern day Republicans

Attempting to act clever and actually being clever, two different things.

You should take some acting lessons along with some basic science glass.

 

[tinydancer]

How To Explain Climate Change To A Neanderthal


There...a severely DUMBED down explanation for the slower folks who just can't seem to grasp the concept

putting deniers in the same class as Neanderthals is an insult to the latter.

You on this?

I am. None of your "lets clean up the planet when you give me all your money class is". DISGUSTING. And you want to give these assholes who can't run a government to clean up the planet?

You know my rant DOT. These assholes who are in government and their government paid scientists don't give jack crap. They are in it for the money.

The environmental disaster that YOU have never heard of: Shocking thermal video shows 'unprecedented' outpouring of methane in Los Angeles that has been spewing out noxious fumes for two months

• The leak is erupting from an SoCal Gas energy facility in Aliso Canyon
• Residents say they have fallen ill from fumes released by methane gas
• New footage shows a geyser of methane gas come out from the Earth
• Aerial images, for the first time, have revealed the damage at the well site

By Ellie Zolfagharifard For Dailymail.com

Published: 18:26 GMT, 28 December 2015 | Updated: 21:59 GMT, 28 December 2015

An 'unprecedented' methane leak is threatening Los Angeles

 

[SeniorChief_Polock]

You - buying Al Gore's books, and swallowing his dick and everything that comes out of his idiot mouth, are the dumb fucks, stupid.

Rather than report every offending post, I'd like to remind everyone that the Environment folder is Zone 3, meaning that insult-only posts are not permitted. The deluge of noobs who just arrived might not realize that, so I'm telling them.

Thanks for pointing that out. I didn't even realize what "room" I was in.
That's happened to me before - I need to pay closer attention to where these idiots are posting.
Thanks for the head's up!

 

[Dot Com]

But when the predictions fail, as they all have,

The predictions -- the real predictions, as opposed to the big lies deniers try to pass off as predictions -- have been very good. And all the scientists know that. Hence, all scientists also know that deniers are lying their asses off and faking everything, which is why deniers are simply ignored now.

Remember, you deniers aren't ignored by the whole world because of a socialist conspiracy. You're ignored because you're idiot cultists who lie about everything. You can rave on message boards that the whole world is part of a cult and you're the only normal people, but the world still correctly thinks of you as pathologically dishonest frauds. So, I suggest you learn to enjoy your status as world laughingstocks, losers. After all, you've all worked so hard to earn it.

True. The Repub party & its offshoots- Teapubs & lolibertarian wannabes, are the only major party in the industrialized world that think spewing vast amounts of GHGs into the atmosphere (output increasing by the minute mind you given Brazil, China, India, etc...) has no effect on climate

 

[daws101]

Homo sapiens neanderthalis, as the name might suggest, was also a member of homo sapiens and, if your ancestry is European, there's a possibility that your genome contains Neanderthal DNA.

are you claiming neanderthals are walking around?

I'm saying you may have some Neanderthal DNA.

or not. So why do we care, are there any actual neanderthals walking other than Geico?

yes! you if you have a European lineage you are part Neanderthal.
?.

no, i'm not, I'm homo sapien. You should look it up. Look up homo sapien:

Here from your greatest encyclopedia Wikipedia:

Homo sapiens
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This article is about Homo sapiens as a taxonomic classification. For a more general perspective on the human species, see Human. For other uses, see Homo sapiens (disambiguation).
Homo sapiens
Temporal range: 0.195–0 Ma

PreЄ

Є
O
S
D
C
P
T
J
K
Pg
N
↓
Middle Pleistocene–Present

Male and female Homo sapiens in Thailand

Conservation status

Least Concern (IUCN 3.1)[1]
Scientific classification
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Suborder: Haplorhini
Family: Hominidae
Genus: Homo
Species: H. sapiens
Binomial name
Homo sapiens
Linnaeus, 1758
Subspecies
†Homo sapiens idaltu
Homo sapiens sapiens

Homo sapiens (Latin: "wise person") is the binomial nomenclature (also known as the scientific name) for the only extant human species

defend your ignorance at all costs!

 

[jc456]

How To Explain Climate Change To A Neanderthal


There...a severely DUMBED down explanation for the slower folks who just can't seem to grasp the concept

putting deniers in the same class as Neanderthals is an insult to the latter.

if they existed, but doh

 

[mamooth]

If government was so clever and so wonderous at solving environmental issues why hasn't it contained the So Cal Methane disaster that is ongoing as we type to each other?

So a private driller screws up big, and it's the government's fault? Interesting logic. Is it your contention that the government needs to maintain a well-plugging SWAT team, ready to plug any leak, no matter how big, at a moment's notice?

You pro AGW so called enviro protectors answer why neither the state or the feds have stopped this disaster. Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Because they were too busy getting their faces out there claiming they care about the planet.

So you spend decades screaming that government regulation of drilling is the most awful thing ever ... and now you claim there wasn't enough regulation.

Well done! <slow clap>

 

[jc456]

But when the predictions fail, as they all have,

The predictions -- the real predictions, as opposed to the big lies deniers try to pass off as predictions -- have been very good. And all the scientists know that. Hence, all scientists also know that deniers are lying their asses off and faking everything, which is why deniers are simply ignored now.

Remember, you deniers aren't ignored by the whole world because of a socialist conspiracy. You're ignored because you're idiot cultists who lie about everything. You can rave on message boards that the whole world is part of a cult and you're the only normal people, but the world still correctly thinks of you as pathologically dishonest frauds. So, I suggest you learn to enjoy your status as world laughingstocks, losers. After all, you've all worked so hard to earn it.

True. The Repub party & its offshoots- Teapubs & lolibertarian wannabes, are the only major party in the industrialized world that think spewing vast amounts of GHGs into the atmosphere (output increasing by the minute mind you given Brazil, China, India, etc...) has no effect on climate

and something you can't prove, funny shit libturd. Those countries are smarter than you. Third world smarter than you. remember that.