How To Tell If Your Man Is Gay

[Phoenix]

Well I haven't played in years so I guess I'll chalk it up to youthful experimenting.

You were just curious, hmmm?

That's what they all say.

 

[Madeline]

Okay.

Our little secret.

 

[Phoenix]

9 Signs Your Husband Is GAY, According To ChristWire.org (PHOTOS)

LMAO!

I would be interested to know if there is a similar list for females ....

 

[Article 15]

Well I haven't played in years so I guess I'll chalk it up to youthful experimenting.

You were just curious, hmmm?

That's what they all say.

I was just naive and easily seduced. Oh, and drunk too.

 

[Phoenix]

I was just naive and easily seduced. Oh, and drunk too.

Where was I?

 

[Madeline]

How to Tell If Your Wife is Gay

Of course, if she flunks this test, you will need this:

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[Article 15]

I was just naive and easily seduced. Oh, and drunk too.

Where was I?

Missing out on a good time

 

[Sheldon]

 

[Madeline]

Blue eyes = gay?

 

[Phoenix]

Missing out on a good time

I miss all the good stuff.

 

[Tank]

 

[Phoenix]

Blue eyes = gay?

I would argue that just because a person has blue eyes they can kiss well and all the rest of that stuff. I can cite specific instances.

 

[mudwhistle]

And the "tenth" sign? He as a boyfriend.

I try not to think about the sexuality of anyone I work with. It saves a lot of problems from happening and removes stress. Just treat everyone the same but do be aware that their are differences between men and woman.

A woman engineer was asked to take a customer to lunch. She asked me to go along because she wouldn't feel comfortable being married and having lunch with a man by herself. When I mentioned to my boss I was going, he asked, "Why?" and I explained. He said, "That's stupid, you don't need to go". I asked him, "If that were your wife, would you be so eager that she went to lunch alone with another man?" He said, "Oh I see, yea, go to lunch with her".

Now, there is an engineer who I thought was gay, even though I put it out of my mind. He was very thin, dressed "fashionable", had a kind of "lilting" speech. Had no seeming interest in anything "traditionally" male. We picked up a lab table to move it across the room. I'm 30 years older than this guy and after two steps, he dropped it. He said, "I couldn't hold it anymore, it was too heavy". In my mind, yep, he's gay because he was very "delicate" and all the other things. So he recently quit because his wife had a baby and he got a higher paying job. I didn't even know he was married. I never ask about the private lives of the people I work with. It keeps me away from their "shit".

When I was younger and in the military, I was hit on a couple of times by other soldiers during the years in active duty. And just like a girl who wasn't "interested", I said, "No thanks", and that was it. I didn't run away "screaming" with hands broken at the wrists, flapping in the wind. I never felt in "danger" of being "molested". Huh Sgt?

Another indication of gayness is bragging about being hit on by other guys.

 

[Cecilie1200]

9 Signs Your Husband Is GAY, According To ChristWire.org (PHOTOS)

LMAO!

Thank goodness! I was short on my daily quota of bullshit threads based on snotty liberal blogs. Appreciate you stepping up to the plate.

 

[eagleseven]

If you feel the need to play Sherlock Holmes to figure out if your husband is gay, you're marriage is already doomed.

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I also love how this list thinks all gay men have lean, hard bodies. Most of the gay men I know have plump, round bodies and tend to wear plaid and/or hunting gear.

 

[asterism]

 

[syrenn]

They left out: HIS PENIS SMELLS LIKE SHIT.

Now that would not necessarily mean he is gay

 

[asterism]

They left out: HIS PENIS SMELLS LIKE SHIT.

Now that would not necessarily mean he is gay

Good point!

 

[Cecilie1200]

They left out: HIS PENIS SMELLS LIKE SHIT.

Now that would not necessarily mean he is gay

Overshare!!!

 

[topspin]

beard burns on the back is the biggest giveaway