If I Shake my Fist at the Sky

[ding]

That’s between you and him.

So it's a problem or not?

I guess you’ll find out.

So you don't actually know anything about it. Got it.

Only what I observe.

You're an idiot. Officially.

Get it out of your system.

 

[ding]

That’s between you and him.

So it's a problem or not?

I guess you’ll find out.

So you don't actually know anything about it. Got it.

Only what I observe.

You're an idiot. Officially.

Are you still my little buddy?

 

[AVG-JOE]

Doh!!
​

How could I forget option 4)?!? The Conservative option!

4) God is afraid to fuck with Mar-a-lago and I'm just a lucky annoyance.








Hey! It could happen!

Possibilities!​

Maybe your problem is you don’t have a good perception of what God is?

Why is it that you expect God to do tricks for you or announce himself for you?

Who are you?

So it's too much to ask to have god give us a sign that he exists?

Would you like him to fetch a stick for you too?

Do you think you are special or something?

I'm not asking for a gift or a wish... Just a sign. You seem to think that that's too much to ask. I think it's a minimum.

Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary proofs, no?

Besides... even if God gives us some sort of a personal sign in the physical world, how are we to know if it is from The God of Abraham, as defined by The Torah, The New Testament and/or The Qur'an?

Maybe the ancient stories that survived the conquest of Western 'Civilization' are only special because they survived....


Question EVERYTHING!

 

[LittleNipper]

The Old Testament and the New Testament are both joined together by the Messiah the LORD Jesus Christ.. As for the Qu'ran, that was written years after both the Old and New Testaments existed and wasn't quoted by Jesus.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Doh!!
​

How could I forget option 4)?!? The Conservative option!

4) God is afraid to fuck with Mar-a-lago and I'm just a lucky annoyance.

Hey! It could happen!

Possibilities!​

Maybe your problem is you don’t have a good perception of what God is?

Why is it that you expect God to do tricks for you or announce himself for you?

Who are you?

I am me.

I am.

I can't prove it*, but for purposes of this discussion, I'm as real as you are.

And until He/She/It reveals Him/Her/Itself to me personally and to MY satisfaction, God remains nothing and everything all wrapped up in possibilities.

* Do You Exist?



Until God picks a religion for all of us to follow, all remain equally possible, and plausibility remains in the eye of the beholder.

​

 

[AVG-JOE]

If I shake my fist at the sky and declare to God that I am impressed with neither his presence nor his proofs to date, and I challenge the aforementioned God to kill me now or forever be regarded and described by me as fictitious, does that prove anything?

Beethoven did the same, i think.

Another lucky guy if I recall.....

I bet you can tell the True People of God by how lucky we are, not by how religious we are.

​

 

[AVG-JOE]

The Old Testament and the New Testament are both joined together by the Messiah the LORD Jesus Christ.. As for the Qu'ran, that was written years after both the Old and New Testaments existed and wasn't quoted by Jesus.

And all three are ancient Arab tales used to describe and define The God of Abraham.

The New Testament was written 30 to 70 years after the events it describes by humans who had a political agenda.

Just like "government", "religion" is a tool. It's Monkey Business that causes both to be wielded abusively.

Question EVERYTHING!!

 

[AVG-JOE]

If I shake my fist at the sky and declare to God that I am impressed with neither his presence nor his proofs to date, and I challenge the aforementioned God to kill me now or forever be regarded and described by me as fictitious, does that prove anything?

Not really.

G-d is under no obligation to prove anything to you. It's kind of like you shaking your fist at me, and saying that you are not impressed with my existence.

My response would be something along the lines of.... "That's nice" and I move on.....

That much is all it would take, Bro.

And I seriously doubt that you would let it get to me shaking my fist at you in frustration over your lack of response. I imagine that you would jump right in at "Hey Bud..."

That much would prove your existence to me. I could then acknowledge your presence and offer to buy you a beer and see if you are worth spending any of my precious Time with.

Time is the only currency that the greedy can't hoard or manipulate. It MUST be spent wisely.

`​

 

[AVG-JOE]

If I shake my fist at the sky and declare to God that I am impressed with neither his presence nor...

That you're nut like I knew all along.

"That you're nut like I knew all along."

"That you're nut like I knew all along."

"That you're nut like I knew all along."

"That you're nut like I knew all along."

"That you're nut like I knew all along."





I got nothin'

 

[AVG-JOE]

Like what?

Your behaviors.

And god doesn't like the way i act?

That’s between you and him.

So it's a problem or not?

I guess you’ll find out.

Everyone will find out, Dude.

I'll find out if spending some of my precious time preaching against The God of Abraham is gonna punch my ticket to a special place in hell as promised in those ancient Arab tales, and you'll find out how much, if any, of your precious Time spent worshiping The God of those dusty Arab stories was wasted. Kind of exciting bets that we're making with the one commodity we share that truly is precious.

Time is precious. Spend it wisely.

Did I mention that Time is precious?

 

[presonorek]

Doh!!
​

How could I forget option 4)?!? The Conservative option!

4) God is afraid to fuck with Mar-a-lago and I'm just a lucky annoyance.

Hey! It could happen!

Possibilities!​

Maybe your problem is you don’t have a good perception of what God is?

Why is it that you expect God to do tricks for you or announce himself for you?

Who are you?

I am me.

I am.

I can't prove it*, but for purposes of this discussion, I'm as real as you are.

And until He/She/It reveals Him/Her/Itself to me personally and to MY satisfaction, God remains nothing and everything all wrapped up in possibilities.

* Do You Exist?



Until God picks a religion for all of us to follow, all remain equally possible, and plausibility remains in the eye of the beholder.

​

Can you prove your existence by posting something? God can't and/or won't.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Done.

I am.

I am The Average American Joe.

​

Or... I could just be a product of my dear reader's imagination

​

 

[ding]

Doh!!
​

How could I forget option 4)?!? The Conservative option!

4) God is afraid to fuck with Mar-a-lago and I'm just a lucky annoyance.

Hey! It could happen!

Possibilities!​

Maybe your problem is you don’t have a good perception of what God is?

Why is it that you expect God to do tricks for you or announce himself for you?

Who are you?

I am me.

I am.

I can't prove it*, but for purposes of this discussion, I'm as real as you are.

And until He/She/It reveals Him/Her/Itself to me personally and to MY satisfaction, God remains nothing and everything all wrapped up in possibilities.

* Do You Exist?



Until God picks a religion for all of us to follow, all remain equally possible, and plausibility remains in the eye of the beholder.

​

Can you prove your existence by posting something? God can't and/or won't.

Why isn’t what he created enough evidence for you?

 

[Taz]

Doh!!
​

How could I forget option 4)?!? The Conservative option!

4) God is afraid to fuck with Mar-a-lago and I'm just a lucky annoyance.

Hey! It could happen!

Possibilities!​

Maybe your problem is you don’t have a good perception of what God is?

Why is it that you expect God to do tricks for you or announce himself for you?

Who are you?

I am me.

I am.

I can't prove it*, but for purposes of this discussion, I'm as real as you are.

And until He/She/It reveals Him/Her/Itself to me personally and to MY satisfaction, God remains nothing and everything all wrapped up in possibilities.

* Do You Exist?



Until God picks a religion for all of us to follow, all remain equally possible, and plausibility remains in the eye of the beholder.

​

Can you prove your existence by posting something? God can't and/or won't.

Why isn’t what he created enough evidence for you?

Evidence of what though?

 

[ding]

Doh!!
​

How could I forget option 4)?!? The Conservative option!

4) God is afraid to fuck with Mar-a-lago and I'm just a lucky annoyance.

Hey! It could happen!

Possibilities!​

Maybe your problem is you don’t have a good perception of what God is?

Why is it that you expect God to do tricks for you or announce himself for you?

Who are you?

I am me.

I am.

I can't prove it*, but for purposes of this discussion, I'm as real as you are.

And until He/She/It reveals Him/Her/Itself to me personally and to MY satisfaction, God remains nothing and everything all wrapped up in possibilities.

* Do You Exist?



Until God picks a religion for all of us to follow, all remain equally possible, and plausibility remains in the eye of the beholder.

​

Can you prove your existence by posting something? God can't and/or won't.

Why isn’t what he created enough evidence for you?

Evidence of what though?

A creator.

 

[Taz]

Doh!!
​

How could I forget option 4)?!? The Conservative option!

4) God is afraid to fuck with Mar-a-lago and I'm just a lucky annoyance.

Hey! It could happen!

Possibilities!​

Maybe your problem is you don’t have a good perception of what God is?

Why is it that you expect God to do tricks for you or announce himself for you?

Who are you?

I am me.

I am.

I can't prove it*, but for purposes of this discussion, I'm as real as you are.

And until He/She/It reveals Him/Her/Itself to me personally and to MY satisfaction, God remains nothing and everything all wrapped up in possibilities.

* Do You Exist?



Until God picks a religion for all of us to follow, all remain equally possible, and plausibility remains in the eye of the beholder.

​

Can you prove your existence by posting something? God can't and/or won't.

Why isn’t what he created enough evidence for you?

Evidence of what though?

A creator.

Possibly, but possibly creators, or even something else we can't even imagine. No need to stop on a book written by goat fuckers.

 

[ding]

Doh!!
​

How could I forget option 4)?!? The Conservative option!

4) God is afraid to fuck with Mar-a-lago and I'm just a lucky annoyance.








Hey! It could happen!

Possibilities!​

Maybe your problem is you don’t have a good perception of what God is?

Why is it that you expect God to do tricks for you or announce himself for you?

Who are you?

So it's too much to ask to have god give us a sign that he exists?

Would you like him to fetch a stick for you too?

Do you think you are special or something?

I'm not asking for a gift or a wish... Just a sign. You seem to think that that's too much to ask. I think it's a minimum.

Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary proofs, no?

Besides... even if God gives us some sort of a personal sign in the physical world, how are we to know if it is from The God of Abraham, as defined by The Torah, The New Testament and/or The Qur'an?

Maybe the ancient stories that survived the conquest of Western 'Civilization' are only special because they survived....


Question EVERYTHING!

Or maybe the original meaning of those ancient texts have been lost over time and only the ones who seek truth are able to discover it.

Whereas the jackanapes who read it to make themselves feel superior are doomed to miss out on the wisdom they mock.

 

[ding]

I am me.

I am.

I can't prove it*, but for purposes of this discussion, I'm as real as you are.

And until He/She/It reveals Him/Her/Itself to me personally and to MY satisfaction, God remains nothing and everything all wrapped up in possibilities.

* Do You Exist?



Until God picks a religion for all of us to follow, all remain equally possible, and plausibility remains in the eye of the beholder.

​

Can you prove your existence by posting something? God can't and/or won't.

Why isn’t what he created enough evidence for you?

Evidence of what though?

A creator.

Possibly, but possibly creators, or even something else we can't even imagine. No need to stop on a book written by goat fuckers.

You are a perfect example of what I am talking about.

 

[ding]

Doh!!
​

How could I forget option 4)?!? The Conservative option!

4) God is afraid to fuck with Mar-a-lago and I'm just a lucky annoyance.

Hey! It could happen!

Possibilities!​

Maybe your problem is you don’t have a good perception of what God is?

Why is it that you expect God to do tricks for you or announce himself for you?

Who are you?

I am me.

I am.

I can't prove it*, but for purposes of this discussion, I'm as real as you are.

And until He/She/It reveals Him/Her/Itself to me personally and to MY satisfaction, God remains nothing and everything all wrapped up in possibilities.

* Do You Exist?



Until God picks a religion for all of us to follow, all remain equally possible, and plausibility remains in the eye of the beholder.

​

There’s nothing special about you, Joe. Your continued belief that God owes you a personal invitation indicates that you believe you are.

I suggest you read Job 40 for a preview of your future encounter.

 

[ding]

If I shake my fist at the sky and declare to God that I am impressed with neither his presence nor his proofs to date, and I challenge the aforementioned God to kill me now or forever be regarded and described by me as fictitious, does that prove anything?

Not really.

G-d is under no obligation to prove anything to you. It's kind of like you shaking your fist at me, and saying that you are not impressed with my existence.

My response would be something along the lines of.... "That's nice" and I move on.....

That much is all it would take, Bro.

And I seriously doubt that you would let it get to me shaking my fist at you in frustration over your lack of response. I imagine that you would jump right in at "Hey Bud..."

That much would prove your existence to me. I could then acknowledge your presence and offer to buy you a beer and see if you are worth spending any of my precious Time with.

Time is the only currency that the greedy can't hoard or manipulate. It MUST be spent wisely.

`​

How do you know he hasn’t? How do you know he won’t show you hundreds of examples where he made his presence known to you?

But putting that aside, I doubt you have made the most of your precious time. You have neglected your soul which is your most valuable possession.