If I Shake my Fist at the Sky

[AVG-JOE]

I'm still going with "Imaginary".

At least with regards to The God of Abraham, as described in The Torah, The New Testament and The Qur'an.

The absolute BEST thing about Origins, After-life, and the questions the human Imagination is capable of asking about such things remains:

Possibilities!

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[AVG-JOE]

Bury The God of Abraham with Abraham and celebrate The God of (insert Your Name here).

Possibilities!! ​

 

[presonorek]

Bury The God of Abraham with Abraham and celebrate The God of (insert Your Name here).

Possibilities!! ​

Do you like it?

 

[Vandalshandle]

I believe in god. I even have a picture of his statue:

 

[AVG-JOE]

Dunno, Bro... I think your God's a 'She'.

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[AVG-JOE]

Bury The God of Abraham with Abraham and celebrate The God of (insert Your Name here).

Possibilities!! ​

Do you like it?

As opposed to some dogma being forced down my throat at the point of a sword?

Um... Yeah. Yes I do.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Joe, did you have a Mom and Dad growing up? If you asked one of them to kill you, would you be disappointed if they refused to kill their child too?

Wouldn't have to. When asked to prove their existence to me by giving me a hug, they both complied.

You proved your parents exist? Just use the same method with God. Ask Him a question and see if He responds. If He doesn't then He probably doesn't exist. If He does answer then He probably does exist. Simple.

Either that or You're Just Jealous ‘Cause The Voice is Talking to ME!

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[AVG-JOE]

Hmmmm...

1) God needs me more than He wants The Bahamas and She stopped Dorian just shy of Florida.

2) God giveth not a single shit one way or the other and chooses not to intervene in the physics and chemistry currently reacting over Time on an unremarkable wet rock hanging on a common star swirling along in one of the many billions of galaxies scattered in this universe.

3) God doesn't exist and Physics and Chemistry, along with Biology, rule everything on Planet Earth, making some people very lucky and other's not so much on a fairly random basis.

Um... No. 1) is pretty fucking arrogant, but I like it. Gimmie a minute on this one, eh?

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[AVG-JOE]

Doh!!
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How could I forget option 4)?!? The Conservative option!

4) God is afraid to fuck with Mar-a-lago and I'm just a lucky annoyance.








Hey! It could happen!

Possibilities!​

 

[ding]

Doh!!
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How could I forget option 4)?!? The Conservative option!

4) God is afraid to fuck with Mar-a-lago and I'm just a lucky annoyance.








Hey! It could happen!

Possibilities!​

Maybe your problem is you don’t have a good perception of what God is?

Why is it that you expect God to do tricks for you or announce himself for you?

Who are you?

 

[Taz]

Doh!!
​

How could I forget option 4)?!? The Conservative option!

4) God is afraid to fuck with Mar-a-lago and I'm just a lucky annoyance.








Hey! It could happen!

Possibilities!​

Maybe your problem is you don’t have a good perception of what God is?

Why is it that you expect God to do tricks for you or announce himself for you?

Who are you?

So it's too much to ask to have god give us a sign that he exists?

 

[ding]

Doh!!
​

How could I forget option 4)?!? The Conservative option!

4) God is afraid to fuck with Mar-a-lago and I'm just a lucky annoyance.








Hey! It could happen!

Possibilities!​

Maybe your problem is you don’t have a good perception of what God is?

Why is it that you expect God to do tricks for you or announce himself for you?

Who are you?

So it's too much to ask to have god give us a sign that he exists?

Would you like him to fetch a stick for you too?

Do you think you are special or something?

 

[Taz]

Doh!!
​

How could I forget option 4)?!? The Conservative option!

4) God is afraid to fuck with Mar-a-lago and I'm just a lucky annoyance.








Hey! It could happen!

Possibilities!​

Maybe your problem is you don’t have a good perception of what God is?

Why is it that you expect God to do tricks for you or announce himself for you?

Who are you?

So it's too much to ask to have god give us a sign that he exists?

Would you like him to fetch a stick for you too?

Do you think you are special or something?

I'm not asking for a gift or a wish... Just a sign. You seem to think that that's too much to ask. I think it's a minimum.

 

[deorro 1]

If I shake my fist at the sky and declare to God that I am impressed with neither his presence nor his proofs to date, and I challenge the aforementioned God to kill me now or forever be regarded and described by me as fictitious, does that prove anything?

Beethoven did the same, i think.

 

[ding]

Doh!!
​

How could I forget option 4)?!? The Conservative option!

4) God is afraid to fuck with Mar-a-lago and I'm just a lucky annoyance.








Hey! It could happen!

Possibilities!​

Maybe your problem is you don’t have a good perception of what God is?

Why is it that you expect God to do tricks for you or announce himself for you?

Who are you?

So it's too much to ask to have god give us a sign that he exists?

Would you like him to fetch a stick for you too?

Do you think you are special or something?

I'm not asking for a gift or a wish... Just a sign. You seem to think that that's too much to ask. I think it's a minimum.

And you believe he owes you this why?

 

[Taz]

Doh!!
​

How could I forget option 4)?!? The Conservative option!

4) God is afraid to fuck with Mar-a-lago and I'm just a lucky annoyance.








Hey! It could happen!

Possibilities!​

Maybe your problem is you don’t have a good perception of what God is?

Why is it that you expect God to do tricks for you or announce himself for you?

Who are you?

So it's too much to ask to have god give us a sign that he exists?

Would you like him to fetch a stick for you too?

Do you think you are special or something?

I'm not asking for a gift or a wish... Just a sign. You seem to think that that's too much to ask. I think it's a minimum.

And you believe he owes you this why?

Seems like if you want people to believe you exist you have to show them that you do, otherwise you have nothing. Like me claiming that I'm the best hockey player ever, but I never play to show people. They're not going to believe me. Just laugh at me.

 

[presonorek]

Doh!!
​

How could I forget option 4)?!? The Conservative option!

4) God is afraid to fuck with Mar-a-lago and I'm just a lucky annoyance.








Hey! It could happen!

Possibilities!​

Maybe your problem is you don’t have a good perception of what God is?

Why is it that you expect God to do tricks for you or announce himself for you?

Who are you?

So it's too much to ask to have god give us a sign that he exists?

Would you like him to fetch a stick for you too?

Do you think you are special or something?

I'm not asking for a gift or a wish... Just a sign. You seem to think that that's too much to ask. I think it's a minimum.

And you believe he owes you this why?

It is fine. God doesn't owe me anything. If God wants me to do something for Him then He is going to have to give me more proof than a looney believer that talks in foolish rhetoric and demands to be taken seriously.

 

[ding]

Maybe your problem is you don’t have a good perception of what God is?

Why is it that you expect God to do tricks for you or announce himself for you?

Who are you?

So it's too much to ask to have god give us a sign that he exists?

Would you like him to fetch a stick for you too?

Do you think you are special or something?

I'm not asking for a gift or a wish... Just a sign. You seem to think that that's too much to ask. I think it's a minimum.

And you believe he owes you this why?

It is fine. God doesn't owe me anything. If God wants me to do something for Him then He is going to have to give me more proof than a looney believer that talks in foolish rhetoric and demands to be taken seriously.

You are correct. God doesn’t owe you anything.

God’s gift to you is who you are. Your gift to God is who you become.

You don’t owe it to God though. You owe it to yourself.

 

[ding]

Maybe your problem is you don’t have a good perception of what God is?

Why is it that you expect God to do tricks for you or announce himself for you?

Who are you?

So it's too much to ask to have god give us a sign that he exists?

Would you like him to fetch a stick for you too?

Do you think you are special or something?

I'm not asking for a gift or a wish... Just a sign. You seem to think that that's too much to ask. I think it's a minimum.

And you believe he owes you this why?

Seems like if you want people to believe you exist you have to show them that you do, otherwise you have nothing. Like me claiming that I'm the best hockey player ever, but I never play to show people. They're not going to believe me. Just laugh at me.

Why do you think God cares if you believe in him?

 

[Taz]

So it's too much to ask to have god give us a sign that he exists?

Would you like him to fetch a stick for you too?

Do you think you are special or something?

I'm not asking for a gift or a wish... Just a sign. You seem to think that that's too much to ask. I think it's a minimum.

And you believe he owes you this why?

Seems like if you want people to believe you exist you have to show them that you do, otherwise you have nothing. Like me claiming that I'm the best hockey player ever, but I never play to show people. They're not going to believe me. Just laugh at me.

Why do you think God cares if you believe in him?

Then why would priests... go around converting all the natives... And won't god judge me for not believing and send me to hell?