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If Trump were Captain of Titanic
- Thread starter ThoughtCrimes
- Start date
bluzman61
Diamond Member
Hello, TC? Are you there, knucklehead? Hello? Hello? STILL the deafening sound of "crickets"......You're both wrong.TDS thread #3,285
It is actually TDS thread # 1,394.
Don't try to do my job.
5 threads a day every day for 3 years is much more than that. That's a realistic estimate, too.
This isn't funny, there's no humor in this OP, it's just poo flinging.
"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."
-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )
This of course invites all sorts of lines. I'm surprised "the iceberg is a hoax" wasn't already played. There's also:
"You said lifeboats wouldn't be needed" --- "I never said that"....
"What can you tell the passengers worried about drowning in the North Atlantic?" --- "I'd tell them you're a terrible reporter"....
"How soon will help arrive" ---- "What a nasty question, why don't you people be nice"
"Have you talked to other ships in the area?" --- "No, you know why? Because I don't need to" -- "But.." -- "QUIET".
"There's a new paper lifeboat called the Chloroquine. It's a game changer, it's been approved" (passengers set out in paper lifeboat, drown)
and of course
"If we lose only 1500 passengers we're doing a great job. I saved hundreds of lives. Yay me".
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Hello, TC? Are you there, knucklehead? Hello? Hello? STILL the deafening sound of "crickets"......You're both wrong.TDS thread #3,285
It is actually TDS thread # 1,394.
Don't try to do my job.
5 threads a day every day for 3 years is much more than that. That's a realistic estimate, too.
This isn't funny, there's no humor in this OP, it's just poo flinging.
Here's a klown who claims to be calling out a poster that he neither tags nor quotes. Then he'll do a victory dance that the poster who never saw it, didn't show up. Hard to believe.
This kind of sore-assed butthurt is exactly why humor exists.
JoeMoma
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It's difficult to keep count with all the thread merges.TDS thread #3,285
It is actually TDS thread # 1,394.
Don't try to do my job.
Tom Paine 1949
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Hey, it was funny! Satire — “Saturday Night Live” style!
It made ME laugh, anyway...
It wasn’t even particularly insulting. No “moronic” this or “racist libtard communist” that. Just clever political satire.
You Trump supporters dish out much worse, and constantly.
It made ME laugh, anyway...
It wasn’t even particularly insulting. No “moronic” this or “racist libtard communist” that. Just clever political satire.
You Trump supporters dish out much worse, and constantly.
bluzman61
Diamond Member
Hey, Tommy, how's your current Dem leading candidate for president, Sleepy Joe, looking to ya right now? I thought so.Hey, it was funny! Satire — Saturday Night Live style!
It made ME laugh, anyway...
It wasn’t even particularly insulting. No “moronic” this or “racist libtard communist” that. Just clever political satire.
You Trump supporters dish out much worse, and constantly.
bluzman61
Diamond Member
Hey, TC, are you there? TC? TC? It appears you've run away and hid, ya damn cowardly weasel......Hello, TC? Are you there, knucklehead? Hello? Hello? STILL the deafening sound of "crickets"......You're both wrong.TDS thread #3,285
It is actually TDS thread # 1,394.
Don't try to do my job.
5 threads a day every day for 3 years is much more than that. That's a realistic estimate, too.
This isn't funny, there's no humor in this OP, it's just poo flinging.
Tom Paine 1949
Diamond Member
- Mar 15, 2020
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bluzman61 wrote:
“Hey, Tommy, how's your current Dem leading candidate for president, Sleepy Joe, looking to ya right now?”
He’s not my candidate. Looks pretty crummy. Maybe he‘ll trip over his shoelaces and never make it to November ...
Our “ship of state” sure seems headed for an Iceberg. We need a better captain at the helm — neither “Humpty Dumpty” nor a Democratic “Tweedle Dee” like Sleepy Joe.
“Hey, Tommy, how's your current Dem leading candidate for president, Sleepy Joe, looking to ya right now?”
He’s not my candidate. Looks pretty crummy. Maybe he‘ll trip over his shoelaces and never make it to November ...
Our “ship of state” sure seems headed for an Iceberg. We need a better captain at the helm — neither “Humpty Dumpty” nor a Democratic “Tweedle Dee” like Sleepy Joe.
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bluzman61
Diamond Member
So, who IS your candidate, Tommy?bluzman61 wrote:
“Hey, Tommy, how's your current Dem leading candidate for president, Sleepy Joe, looking to ya right now?”
He’s not my candidate. Looks pretty crummy. Maybe he‘ll trip over his shoelaces and never make it to November ...
Our “ship of state” sure seems headed for an Iceberg. We need a better captain at the helm — neither “Humpty Dumpty” nor a Democratic “Tweedle Dee” like Sleepy Joe.
ThoughtCrimes
Old Navy Vet
- Thread starter
- #31
But do YOU actually BELIEVE and agree with the sentiment in the SATIRE? If you DON'T, my sincere apology. If you DO, well, I'll leave my original post on this thread with a retraction of my apology. So, do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satire? Please answer WITHOUT deflecting, diverting, or evading this question. Thank you.You pathetic simpering twit! What's the first word of the title of THIS thread in the Political Satire Forum? (HINT...IT HAS TWO(2) LETTERS). You dummies are so bloody predictable! You and a number of others ALL passed the predictability test!"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."
-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )
Leftists aka Communists BLAME Donald Trump for EVERYTHING because of their Extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome, so Leftist aka Communist Logic 101 is that Donald Trump IS responsible for the sinking of The Titanic.
Donald Trump STILL has NOT been punished for causing The Titanic to sink?! It's been 118 YEARS now and Donald Trump still has not been brought to justice
View attachment 324242
But do YOU actually BELIEVE and agree with the sentiment in the SATIRE? If you DON'T, my sincere apology. If you DO, well, I'll leave my original post on this thread with a retraction of my apology. So, do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satire? Please answer WITHOUT deflecting, diverting, or evading this question. Thank you.
Good Grief! You've identified the OP as SATIRE in your response which was the intent of the thread! Congratulations! After all, this forum is for Political Satire!
Oxford Dictionary definition; satire - The use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Yes, it's bloody satire with Trump being the object exposed and discredited for his irrational decision making, self-centered behavior, rudeness and boorish stupidity. He deserves the "attention" he so craves, being the egoistic, narcissistic wannabee King he displays for one and all!
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bluzman61
Diamond Member
You STILL haven't answered my question. Do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satirical piece? A simple yes nor no will suffice, please don't deflect, divert, or evade giving a simple answer like you did with THIS response. Thank you.But do YOU actually BELIEVE and agree with the sentiment in the SATIRE? If you DON'T, my sincere apology. If you DO, well, I'll leave my original post on this thread with a retraction of my apology. So, do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satire? Please answer WITHOUT deflecting, diverting, or evading this question. Thank you.You pathetic simpering twit! What's the first word of the title of THIS thread in the Political Satire Forum? (HINT...IT HAS TWO(2) LETTERS). You dummies are so bloody predictable! You and a number of others ALL passed the predictability test!"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."
-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )
Leftists aka Communists BLAME Donald Trump for EVERYTHING because of their Extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome, so Leftist aka Communist Logic 101 is that Donald Trump IS responsible for the sinking of The Titanic.
Donald Trump STILL has NOT been punished for causing The Titanic to sink?! It's been 118 YEARS now and Donald Trump still has not been brought to justice
View attachment 324242But do YOU actually BELIEVE and agree with the sentiment in the SATIRE? If you DON'T, my sincere apology. If you DO, well, I'll leave my original post on this thread with a retraction of my apology. So, do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satire? Please answer WITHOUT deflecting, diverting, or evading this question. Thank you.
Good Grief! You've identified the OP as SATIRE in your response which was the intent of the thread! Congratulations! After all, this forum is for Political Satire!
Oxford Dictionary definition; satire - The use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Yes, it's bloody satire with Trump being the object being exposed and discredited for his irrational decision making, self-centered behavior, rudeness and boorish stupidity. He deserves the "attention" he so craves, being the egoistic, narcissistic wannabee King he displays for one and all!
ThoughtCrimes
Old Navy Vet
- Thread starter
- #33
You STILL haven't answered my question. Do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satirical piece? A simple yes nor no will suffice, please don't deflect, divert, or evade giving a simple answer like you did with THIS response. Thank you.But do YOU actually BELIEVE and agree with the sentiment in the SATIRE? If you DON'T, my sincere apology. If you DO, well, I'll leave my original post on this thread with a retraction of my apology. So, do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satire? Please answer WITHOUT deflecting, diverting, or evading this question. Thank you.You pathetic simpering twit! What's the first word of the title of THIS thread in the Political Satire Forum? (HINT...IT HAS TWO(2) LETTERS). You dummies are so bloody predictable! You and a number of others ALL passed the predictability test!"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."
-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )
Leftists aka Communists BLAME Donald Trump for EVERYTHING because of their Extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome, so Leftist aka Communist Logic 101 is that Donald Trump IS responsible for the sinking of The Titanic.
Donald Trump STILL has NOT been punished for causing The Titanic to sink?! It's been 118 YEARS now and Donald Trump still has not been brought to justice
View attachment 324242But do YOU actually BELIEVE and agree with the sentiment in the SATIRE? If you DON'T, my sincere apology. If you DO, well, I'll leave my original post on this thread with a retraction of my apology. So, do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satire? Please answer WITHOUT deflecting, diverting, or evading this question. Thank you.
Good Grief! You've identified the OP as SATIRE in your response which was the intent of the thread! Congratulations! After all, this forum is for Political Satire!
Oxford Dictionary definition; satire - The use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Yes, it's bloody satire with Trump being the object being exposed and discredited for his irrational decision making, self-centered behavior, rudeness and boorish stupidity. He deserves the "attention" he so craves, being the egoistic, narcissistic wannabee King he displays for one and all!
Good Grief! You are the thickest brick in the road! Get a third grader to read my last post to you, but have them re-read the last paragraph to you 20 or 30 times...what ever it takes to get through that block of granite on your shoulders!!!!You STILL haven't answered my question. Do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satirical piece? A simple yes nor no will suffice, please don't deflect, divert, or evade giving a simple answer like you did with THIS response. Thank you.
bluzman61
Diamond Member
STILL no simple yes or no answer from you. You really ARE one f*cked up dumbf*ck loser liberal lunatic. Good luck with that, I'm done responding to your sorry ass on this thread. Bye, bye, ya dickhead!You STILL haven't answered my question. Do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satirical piece? A simple yes nor no will suffice, please don't deflect, divert, or evade giving a simple answer like you did with THIS response. Thank you.But do YOU actually BELIEVE and agree with the sentiment in the SATIRE? If you DON'T, my sincere apology. If you DO, well, I'll leave my original post on this thread with a retraction of my apology. So, do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satire? Please answer WITHOUT deflecting, diverting, or evading this question. Thank you.You pathetic simpering twit! What's the first word of the title of THIS thread in the Political Satire Forum? (HINT...IT HAS TWO(2) LETTERS). You dummies are so bloody predictable! You and a number of others ALL passed the predictability test!"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."
-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )
Leftists aka Communists BLAME Donald Trump for EVERYTHING because of their Extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome, so Leftist aka Communist Logic 101 is that Donald Trump IS responsible for the sinking of The Titanic.
Donald Trump STILL has NOT been punished for causing The Titanic to sink?! It's been 118 YEARS now and Donald Trump still has not been brought to justice
View attachment 324242But do YOU actually BELIEVE and agree with the sentiment in the SATIRE? If you DON'T, my sincere apology. If you DO, well, I'll leave my original post on this thread with a retraction of my apology. So, do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satire? Please answer WITHOUT deflecting, diverting, or evading this question. Thank you.
Good Grief! You've identified the OP as SATIRE in your response which was the intent of the thread! Congratulations! After all, this forum is for Political Satire!
Oxford Dictionary definition; satire - The use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Yes, it's bloody satire with Trump being the object being exposed and discredited for his irrational decision making, self-centered behavior, rudeness and boorish stupidity. He deserves the "attention" he so craves, being the egoistic, narcissistic wannabee King he displays for one and all!Good Grief! You are the thickest brick in the road! Get a third grader to read my last post to you, but have them re-read the last paragraph to you 20 or 30 times...what ever it takes to get through that block of granite on your shoulders!!!!You STILL haven't answered my question. Do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satirical piece? A simple yes nor no will suffice, please don't deflect, divert, or evade giving a simple answer like you did with THIS response. Thank you.
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bluzman61
Diamond Member
Are you THERE, Tommy? Who IS your candidate for president?So, who IS your candidate, Tommy?bluzman61 wrote:
“Hey, Tommy, how's your current Dem leading candidate for president, Sleepy Joe, looking to ya right now?”
He’s not my candidate. Looks pretty crummy. Maybe he‘ll trip over his shoelaces and never make it to November ...
Our “ship of state” sure seems headed for an Iceberg. We need a better captain at the helm — neither “Humpty Dumpty” nor a Democratic “Tweedle Dee” like Sleepy Joe.
Faun
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- Nov 14, 2011
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Impeached Trump delays lowering the lifeboats until he can sign his name on them with a Sharpie.So this is liberal
Damn the lifeboats were not replaced by the last Captain....."There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."
-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )
- Jan 19, 2010
- 70,126
- 65,560
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You would think that Obama who went through his own deadly pandemic would have thought to replenish the Pandemic stockpile he went though...but he didn't because he is a loser...Impeached Trump delays lowering the lifeboats until he can sign his name on them with a Sharpie.So this is liberal
Damn the lifeboats were not replaced by the last Captain....."There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."
-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )
bluzman61
Diamond Member
Tommy? Tommy? "Tommy can you hear me?" (reference to The Who) Tommy, Tommy?Are you THERE, Tommy? Who IS your candidate for president?So, who IS your candidate, Tommy?bluzman61 wrote:
“Hey, Tommy, how's your current Dem leading candidate for president, Sleepy Joe, looking to ya right now?”
He’s not my candidate. Looks pretty crummy. Maybe he‘ll trip over his shoelaces and never make it to November ...
Our “ship of state” sure seems headed for an Iceberg. We need a better captain at the helm — neither “Humpty Dumpty” nor a Democratic “Tweedle Dee” like Sleepy Joe.
Faun
Diamond Member
- Nov 14, 2011
- 124,162
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LOLYou would think that Obama who went through his own deadly pandemic would have thought to replenish the Pandemic stockpile he went though...but he didn't because he is a loser...Impeached Trump delays lowering the lifeboats until he can sign his name on them with a Sharpie.So this is liberal
Damn the lifeboats were not replaced by the last Captain....."There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."
-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )
And Impeached Trump's excuse after 3 years is ...?
Lemme guess, deranged con -- 5th Avenue.
JGalt
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So, who IS your candidate, Tommy?bluzman61 wrote:
“Hey, Tommy, how's your current Dem leading candidate for president, Sleepy Joe, looking to ya right now?”
He’s not my candidate. Looks pretty crummy. Maybe he‘ll trip over his shoelaces and never make it to November ...
Our “ship of state” sure seems headed for an Iceberg. We need a better captain at the helm — neither “Humpty Dumpty” nor a Democratic “Tweedle Dee” like Sleepy Joe.
Tommy sounds like one of them thar Librarians. Them's wot thinks botha dem parties is the same.
You knows, "autit the FED" and "muh liberty", an stuff.
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