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If Trump were Captain of Titanic
- Thread starter ThoughtCrimes
- Start date
We have a printing press to make life boats for a chosen few
/——-/ And two can play your childish games: Joe Biden, Fire Marshall on the Hindenburg."There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."
-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )
/—-/ The hit piece was obvious written by someone with only a superficial understanding of the Titanic and its sinking."There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."
-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )
Leftists aka Communists BLAME Donald Trump for EVERYTHING because of their Extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome, so Leftist aka Communist Logic 101 is that Donald Trump IS responsible for the sinking of The Titanic.
Donald Trump STILL has NOT been punished for causing The Titanic to sink?! It's been 118 YEARS now and Donald Trump still has not been brought to justice
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Tom Paine 1949
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bluzman61 asks:
“So, who IS your candidate, Tommy?”
I will try to answer as directly as I can. I hate the two-party duopoly that has trapped our society in what I consider a degenerate spiral downward, morally and politically. I am not a socialist, but not a “capitalist” either. Just an old working guy who refuses to be forced to vote for “lesser evils” who I think are taking us down the wrong road. I am an American “internationalist.”
If Bernie Sanders, or even Elizabeth Warren, were the Democratic candidate, I could vote for them, despite many things about each I dislike. Of course neither are running, and more importantly neither could single-handedly change the terrible direction in which we are traveling. The problems are too deeply rooted in our whole social system, in modern American consciousness, in our obsessions about our own superiority.
I’m used to having “no candidate.” Don’t mind it at all.
“So, who IS your candidate, Tommy?”
I will try to answer as directly as I can. I hate the two-party duopoly that has trapped our society in what I consider a degenerate spiral downward, morally and politically. I am not a socialist, but not a “capitalist” either. Just an old working guy who refuses to be forced to vote for “lesser evils” who I think are taking us down the wrong road. I am an American “internationalist.”
If Bernie Sanders, or even Elizabeth Warren, were the Democratic candidate, I could vote for them, despite many things about each I dislike. Of course neither are running, and more importantly neither could single-handedly change the terrible direction in which we are traveling. The problems are too deeply rooted in our whole social system, in modern American consciousness, in our obsessions about our own superiority.
I’m used to having “no candidate.” Don’t mind it at all.
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ThoughtCrimes
Old Navy Vet
- Thread starter
- #45
STILL no simple yes or no answer from you. You really ARE one f*cked up dumbf*ck loser liberal lunatic. Good luck with that, I'm done responding to your sorry ass on this thread. Bye, bye, ya dickhead!You STILL haven't answered my question. Do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satirical piece? A simple yes nor no will suffice, please don't deflect, divert, or evade giving a simple answer like you did with THIS response. Thank you.But do YOU actually BELIEVE and agree with the sentiment in the SATIRE? If you DON'T, my sincere apology. If you DO, well, I'll leave my original post on this thread with a retraction of my apology. So, do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satire? Please answer WITHOUT deflecting, diverting, or evading this question. Thank you.You pathetic simpering twit! What's the first word of the title of THIS thread in the Political Satire Forum? (HINT...IT HAS TWO(2) LETTERS). You dummies are so bloody predictable! You and a number of others ALL passed the predictability test!"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."
-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )
Leftists aka Communists BLAME Donald Trump for EVERYTHING because of their Extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome, so Leftist aka Communist Logic 101 is that Donald Trump IS responsible for the sinking of The Titanic.
Donald Trump STILL has NOT been punished for causing The Titanic to sink?! It's been 118 YEARS now and Donald Trump still has not been brought to justice
View attachment 324242But do YOU actually BELIEVE and agree with the sentiment in the SATIRE? If you DON'T, my sincere apology. If you DO, well, I'll leave my original post on this thread with a retraction of my apology. So, do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satire? Please answer WITHOUT deflecting, diverting, or evading this question. Thank you.
Good Grief! You've identified the OP as SATIRE in your response which was the intent of the thread! Congratulations! After all, this forum is for Political Satire!
Oxford Dictionary definition; satire - The use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Yes, it's bloody satire with Trump being the object being exposed and discredited for his irrational decision making, self-centered behavior, rudeness and boorish stupidity. He deserves the "attention" he so craves, being the egoistic, narcissistic wannabee King he displays for one and all!Good Grief! You are the thickest brick in the road! Get a third grader to read my last post to you, but have them re-read the last paragraph to you 20 or 30 times...what ever it takes to get through that block of granite on your shoulders!!!!You STILL haven't answered my question. Do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satirical piece? A simple yes nor no will suffice, please don't deflect, divert, or evade giving a simple answer like you did with THIS response. Thank you.
Well, you just keep that sentiment next to your heart, Bubba. You want a yes or no answer to a complex issue that can't easily be answered in the manner you demand, so go pound sand, pup!STILL no simple yes or no answer from you. You really ARE one f*cked up dumbf*ck loser liberal lunatic. Good luck with that, I'm done responding to your sorry ass on this thread. Bye, bye, ya dickhead!
And fuck you very much for another display of partisan stupidity. BTW sweetheart, I'm an Indy & conservative who gave up his GOP brand in Aug 1974 when Nixon, another Republican Crook, left the WH lawn in Marine 1 in disgrace. Now piss off Sonny!
bluzman61
Diamond Member
Thank you for your nice, honest answer. Well done.bluzman61 asks:
“So, who IS your candidate, Tommy?”
I will try to answer as directly as I can. I hate the two-party duopoly that has trapped our society in what I consider a degenerate spiral downward, morally and politically. I am not a socialist, but not a “capitalist” either. Just an old working guy who refuses to be forced to vote for “lesser evils” who I think are taking us down the wrong road. I am an American “internationalist.”
If Bernie Sanders, or even Elizabeth Warren, were the Democratic candidate, I could vote for them, despite many things about each I dislike. Of course neither are running, and more importantly neither could single-handedly change the terrible direction in which we are traveling. The problems are too deeply rooted in our whole social system, in modern American consciousness, in our obsessions about our own superiority.
I’m used to having “no candidate.” Don’t mind it at all.
two_iron
Diamond Member
- Banned
- #47
If Trump were the Captain of the Titanic:
"Ok ladies and gentlemen, we've hit an iceberg and CNN is reporting that the only way to escape certain death is to immediately jump in the water. Proceed accordingly."
5 minute pause....
"Ok Deplorables, we now have enough lifeboats for you folks that didn't jump in the 34 degree water. Please proceed to the lifeboats in an orderly manner and you will picked up soon. MAGA!!"
"Ok ladies and gentlemen, we've hit an iceberg and CNN is reporting that the only way to escape certain death is to immediately jump in the water. Proceed accordingly."
5 minute pause....
"Ok Deplorables, we now have enough lifeboats for you folks that didn't jump in the 34 degree water. Please proceed to the lifeboats in an orderly manner and you will picked up soon. MAGA!!"
You STILL haven't answered my question. Do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satirical piece? A simple yes nor no will suffice, please don't deflect, divert, or evade giving a simple answer like you did with THIS response. Thank you.But do YOU actually BELIEVE and agree with the sentiment in the SATIRE? If you DON'T, my sincere apology. If you DO, well, I'll leave my original post on this thread with a retraction of my apology. So, do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satire? Please answer WITHOUT deflecting, diverting, or evading this question. Thank you.You pathetic simpering twit! What's the first word of the title of THIS thread in the Political Satire Forum? (HINT...IT HAS TWO(2) LETTERS). You dummies are so bloody predictable! You and a number of others ALL passed the predictability test!"There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."
-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )
Leftists aka Communists BLAME Donald Trump for EVERYTHING because of their Extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome, so Leftist aka Communist Logic 101 is that Donald Trump IS responsible for the sinking of The Titanic.
Donald Trump STILL has NOT been punished for causing The Titanic to sink?! It's been 118 YEARS now and Donald Trump still has not been brought to justice
View attachment 324242But do YOU actually BELIEVE and agree with the sentiment in the SATIRE? If you DON'T, my sincere apology. If you DO, well, I'll leave my original post on this thread with a retraction of my apology. So, do you or don't you agree with the sentiment in the obvious satire? Please answer WITHOUT deflecting, diverting, or evading this question. Thank you.
Good Grief! You've identified the OP as SATIRE in your response which was the intent of the thread! Congratulations! After all, this forum is for Political Satire!
Oxford Dictionary definition; satire - The use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Yes, it's bloody satire with Trump being the object being exposed and discredited for his irrational decision making, self-centered behavior, rudeness and boorish stupidity. He deserves the "attention" he so craves, being the egoistic, narcissistic wannabee King he displays for one and all!
Satire doesn't have "sentiment", dumbass. What it has is MOCKERY.
Impeached Trump delays lowering the lifeboats until he can sign his name on them with a Sharpie.So this is liberal
Damn the lifeboats were not replaced by the last Captain....."There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."
-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )
Oh FUCK. All those checks going to Alafrickinbama.
miketx
Diamond Member
- Dec 25, 2015
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- Banned
- #50
Trump was right, the Titanic was sank by a Chinese U-boat."There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."
-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )
bodecea
Diamond Member
- Banned
- #52
Translation: That struck too close to the Orange Cult home.....must denigrate the poster.COMPLETE THREAD FAIL, d*ckweed. Better luck next time, TC."There isn't any iceberg...
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean...
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon...
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg...
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly...
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg...
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats...
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them...
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors...
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats...
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats...
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats...
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship...
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg...."
-- George T. ( Memorialized by Trump's Undersecretary of Chaos )
DrLove
Diamond Member
Trump as Captain of the Titanic 
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