I'm a mean, mean man ...

[Ernie S.]

I'll reserve judgment, but so far I'm leaning towards ego maniacal troll. Flaccid_Label sock, perhaps.

 

[Unkotare]

I can't stand fucking cats.

Well, then after dinner just take them home, thank them for a lovely evening, and leave it at that.

 

[mamooth]

Flaccid_Label sock, perhaps.

While that kind of paranoia begs for some trolling, I don't want to go to there. His style tends towards "You're stupid!" "No, you're stupid!" back-and-forth pissing matches. Easy to imitate, but boring. No challenge to it.

Now, looking at your style, I can see you're going to need some derogatory nickname for me soon. May I suggest "Manboobs"? That one brings back some fond memories.

 

[Si modo]

Flaccid_Label sock, perhaps.

While that kind of paranoia begs for some trolling, I don't want to go to there. His style tends towards "You're stupid!" "No, you're stupid!" back-and-forth pissing matches. Easy to imitate, but boring. No challenge to it.

Now, looking at your style, I can see you're going to need some derogatory nickname for me soon. May I suggest "Manboobs"? That one brings back some fond memories.

Recalling your first sexual experience?

 

[Ernie S.]

Flaccid_Label sock, perhaps.

While that kind of paranoia begs for some trolling, I don't want to go to there. His style tends towards "You're stupid!" "No, you're stupid!" back-and-forth pissing matches. Easy to imitate, but boring. No challenge to it.

Now, looking at your style, I can see you're going to need some derogatory nickname for me soon. May I suggest "Manboobs"? That one brings back some fond memories.

How about, "asshole?

 

[Amelia]

I'll reserve judgment, but so far I'm leaning towards ego maniacal troll. Flaccid_Label sock, perhaps.

I didn't pay enough attention to that poster to recognize his style.

Mamooth is apparently already familiar with it.

 

[Si modo]

I'll reserve judgment, but so far I'm leaning towards ego maniacal troll. Flaccid_Label sock, perhaps.

I didn't pay enough attention to that poster to recognize his style.

Mamooth is apparently already familiar with it.

Yup. First day here and the sock...er...new poster already knows other posters' styles.

 

[Amelia]

I'll reserve judgment, but so far I'm leaning towards ego maniacal troll. Flaccid_Label sock, perhaps.

I didn't pay enough attention to that poster to recognize his style.

Mamooth is apparently already familiar with it.

Yup. First day here and the sock...er...new poster already knows other posters' styles.

and nicknames

 

[mamooth]

It's called "the search function". You are aware this board has one, right?

It showed a rather ordinary pack of playground bullies piling on this Black_Label kid. Old story. They're truly a force to be reckoned with, as long as they outnumber you by at least 5:1. I've even read tales of some of them taking on targets nearly half their size, so I know not to underestimate them.

 

[Si modo]

It's called "the search function".

It showed a rather ordinary pack of playground bullies piling on this Black_Label kid. Old story. They're truly a force to be reckoned with, as long as they outnumber you by at least 5:1. I've even read tales of some of them taking on targets nearly half their size, so I know not to underestimate them.

"Bullies"

Damn, the internet is serious.

 

[bobcollum]

It's called "the search function". You are aware this board has one, right?

It showed a rather ordinary pack of playground bullies piling on this Black_Label kid. Old story. They're truly a force to be reckoned with, as long as they outnumber you by at least 5:1. I've even read tales of some of them taking on targets nearly half their size, so I know not to underestimate them.

Too soon.

 

[Si modo]

I wonder if the OP has been to Mexico lately?

 

[Ernie S.]

It's called "the search function". You are aware this board has one, right?

It showed a rather ordinary pack of playground bullies piling on this Black_Label kid. Old story. They're truly a force to be reckoned with, as long as they outnumber you by at least 5:1. I've even read tales of some of them taking on targets nearly half their size, so I know not to underestimate them.

If you had access to more than the search function, you would know why the above mentioned poster is at the top of nearly everyone's hit list and likely why he is not currently available. (funny how we never see the both of you together)

On the off chance that you did learn what you know from the search function, I suggest you get familiar with that posting style and avoid those same mistakes.

 

[mamooth]

Check out all my new FaceBook Friends!

 

[Amelia]

Well, that was a conversation stopper!

 

[Ernie S.]

Well, that was a conversation stopper!

Maybe I should rep him...

 

[mamooth]

Thanks Ernie!

"Hi, you have received -1112 reputation points from Ernie S."

You like me, you really like me!

 

[Ernie S.]

Thanks Ernie!

"Hi, you have received -1112 reputation points from Ernie S."

You like me, you really like me!

What's not to like?

I will miss you when you're gone.

 

[tjvh]

... at least so I get told. But that just encourages me. It tells me my punches are landing in a tender spot.

I've done a buncha different things in life. Like most children, I started out conservative, and then grew out of it. Employment, being in the military, those sorts of things usually create liberals. But since I was once a conservative, I understand what drives them, so I can help them. I'm here as a beacon of hope, to let them know there is a way out, that they are _not_ trapped forever in the nightmare world of conservatism.

Oh, some have called me snarky and sarcastic, and say that I engage in a bit of trolling. I wonder where they get such ideas.

I live in Indianapolis, IN. Got a couple cats to spoil, and a huge yard to mess around with. My hobbies are geekly things, and loudly asking certain people to repeat what they just said to me about ThosePeople. See, being I'm one of the whitest white men on planet earth, a certain type often assumes I'm one of them, and thus lets down their guard.

I don't give negs, and I don't care if I get them. I like it rough. Not stupid, but rough. I've learned that if someone constantly posts graphics of political cartoons or insult cartoons in a discussion thread, that person is almost certainly stupid. I have little patience with anyone complaining how meeeeeeeaaaaaan someone is. Heat, kitchens, all that. Meeting a libertarian especially fills me with "fresh meat, how sweet" glee.

You'll see me around. We'll have fun.

Welcome... Narcissistic douchebag.

 

[Noomi]

Hello and welcome to USMB, Mamooth!