Inside the squirming brain of Donald J Trump

[Auld Phart]

I could tweet away the hours

Conferrin' with my followers

Consultin' for their pains

On my pad I'd be scratchin'

While Putin's plans were hatchin'

If I only had a brain

I'd postulate in riddles

For any individ'le

however grand or lame

With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'

I'd send my press core drinkin'

If I had only had a brain

He's got a little Tin Man going as well

^^^^^

says it all

Tinman had a brain, he lacked a heart.