It's That Time Again: Steve McGarrett's Donald Trump/Mike Pence Prayer Vigil For 10-22-16 (Join Me!)

[Steve_McGarrett]

Good morning my blessed children. It's time to pray again with White American patriot of European heritage, Steve McGarrett. As a Southern conservative Baptist I feel it is my duty to bring moral values into the light. As Satan rear's his ugly ways upon America, we have hope in the embodiment of Donald Trump. He is a shining beacon of optimism this nation needs in order to lift it out of depravity that President Obama and Hillary Clinton has infected it with. Now my children, let's bow our heads and pray.


Father God, we lift up Donald Trump, Mike Pence, their families, their team, and all the patriots who are working to share Truth. Father God, we pray for their protection, their stamina and their peace. We ask that they receive their strength according to Your wisdom and grace.
Father God, we thank You, that the depth, depravity, and organization of political corruption is being revealed. We ask that You would change the hearts and minds of voters, that they would vote against being led by morally broken people, but that they would vote to be led by men who would seek truth, justice, mercy, law and order.

You, our Father, have the power to destroy those who would defraud America with a stolen election. We humbly ask that You grant us mercy, and keep this election honest.

As a nation, may we have opportunity to be rid of a federal government that does not support abortion, oppression, or those who would persecute Christians. As a nation, may we repent and live in a society that would repel rather than attract demonic influences. As a nation, may we humbly return to You and seek Your Divine Authority.

In Jesus name we do pray.

 

[Pogo]

Sour blather
Which farts at lecterns
Shallowed be thy game
That wall is dumb
It won't get done
In a year --- let alone in seven.

Give up this day the shit you said
And give us back our truss wrappers
As we forgive those who have dressed up against us.

And lead us not via degradation
Into livid fantasies of evil
For a whine and a glower is a story for ever-morons.

Eh, men?

 

[Steve_McGarrett]

Sour blather
Which farts at lecterns
Shallowed be thy game
That wall is dumb
It won't get done
In a year --- let alone in seven.

Give up this day the shit you said
And give us back our truss wrappers
As we forgive those who have dressed up against us.

And lead us not via degradation
Into livid fantasies of evil
For a whine and a glower is a story for ever-morons.

Eh, men?

Once again, Steve McGarrett exposes Satan.

 

[Pogo]

Sour blather
Which farts at lecterns
Shallowed be thy game
That wall is dumb
It won't get done
In a year --- let alone in seven.

Give up this day the shit you said
And give us back our truss wrappers
As we forgive those who have dressed up against us.

And lead us not via degradation
Into livid fantasies of evil
For a whine and a glower is a story for ever-morons.

Eh, men?

Once again, Steve McGarrett exposes Satan.

And last week you claimed I was Jewish.

 

[Steve_McGarrett]

Sour blather
Which farts at lecterns
Shallowed be thy game
That wall is dumb
It won't get done
In a year --- let alone in seven.

Give up this day the shit you said
And give us back our truss wrappers
As we forgive those who have dressed up against us.

And lead us not via degradation
Into livid fantasies of evil
For a whine and a glower is a story for ever-morons.

Eh, men?

Once again, Steve McGarrett exposes Satan.

And last week you claimed I was Jewish.

Irrelevant!

 

[Pogo]

This just in: "Satan" is Jewish.

Who knew. Oy.

Actually it makes sense, since Jesus was too.