Walking Tall by Walking All Over Peoplehumanoid beans were walking long before those guys existed
sure, maybe so, but even now some spend their entires lives crawling on their belly, eating dust.
Not a long life. Dust has practically no nutritional value.
lol... exactly, no nutritional value. That's why they are always on the prowl, hoping to devour the weak, the injured, and the gullible unaware.
Their poison is so deadly, one bite and some victims immediately start squeaking and gibbering incoherently about hell, the end of the world, uh oh, seeing evil everywhere, saying,"we are sinners". Then they surrender their children for sacrifice, and hand over their cash on a weekly basis for the rest of their lives in captivity as a demonstration of faith.
They are broken by trained personnel, get fitted with collar and chain by their master, and then go out searching high and low day and night to bring him more lives to devour for nothing more than a pat on the back.
You're referring to our bosses, of course.
lol..No, not unless you are working door to door for an evangelical.