Joe Biden has inspired me to run for President

[Votto]

That's right everyone, with Joe Biden's recent student debt forgiveness, I've been inspired to run for President.

Why? Because I am so far in debt, as many Americans are thanks to the democrat inflationary death spiral, I figured my only chance of having a future is to become President and write and Executive Order to forgive all of my debts.

I know, I know, it's not fair, what about me? Wa, wa, freak'in wa!!!!

No worries, I've also decided to write an Executive Order cancelling everyone's else's debt as well.

That's right, no more Capitalism, and no more Socialism. Now with everything free, there will be nothing to redistribute. That medical policy you have, feel free to hire any doctor for any procedure. This means that if you self-identify as a Bisen roaming the vast Western tundra, for example, you will not be turned down for the medical procedure to attach a tail and horns.

And I don't want any retards, like Sean Hannity, demanding to know who is going to pay for it all.

After all, if I'm not going to pay for my own debt, why would I pay everyone else's? It's all monopoly money anyway.

Get a clue people!

 

[Damaged Eagle]

Just write an executive order cancelling the United States debt.

Problem solved.

Next!!!

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[$ecular#eckler]

 

[Votto]

I forgot to mention, the day I sign the EO's I will end democracy since no one can run against me due to the fact that there will be nothing to offer to give away free anymore to beat me in an election. After all, will voters ever risk again everything not being free by voting for someone elds? Don't think so.

I will be the only game in town.

To drive home the point, I will wait until January 6th to sign the EO.

Thats it, dictator of the US and soon to be for the world.

 

[themirrorthief]

I forgot to mention, the day I sign the EO's I will end democracy since no one can run against me due to the fact that there will be nothing to offer to give away free anymore to beat me in an election. After all, will voters ever risk again everything not being free by voting for someone elds? Don't think so.

I will be the only game in town.

To drive home the point, I will wait until January 6th to sign the EO.

Thats it, dictator of the US and soon to be for the world.

you got my vote except I dont vote...anyhow good luck