Just received Trump's presidential Alert on my cell phone

[Sunni Man]

No, you should. I'm not a brain dead trump worshiper like you. Make that a Psychiatric hospital. This is the last time I'm going to reply to you, because stupidity as bad as yours gives me a really bad headache.

So I take it that you are going to check yourself into a mental health facility.

That is good news, and I wish you speedy recovery. ...

 

[Penelope]

I was excited to receive Trump's Presidential Alert.

It was the highlight of my day!! ...

Man you live a boring life.

 

[Sunni Man]

The last time I was contacted by a president was a letter from Nixon telling me that I had been selected by the draft lottery and to report to the nearest U.S. Army induction center.

I liked getting Pres. Trumps alert text a lot better. ...