Just your average day of "peaceful Islam"...

No, no, no! If you are caught heating it will be on all 4 of your wives. So you will have to stone all of them to death. Which could be incredibly tiring and take hours, especially if you use the small stones recommended by all good Muslim women stoning advisors.

Of all the horrendous islamist Dark Ages punishments, stoning has to be the most barbaric. A woman (more often than not is the victim), and is buried up to her breast and pummeled with stones of a prescribed size (not so small as to not cause pain, not so large as to kill with one blow—maximum suffering), as a gathered crowd yells Allahu akbar!, until she perishes in a bloody, mangled heap. And all because she had the audacity to treat her body as if it were her own. Women are punished in Islam simply for being women.
................^^^ No doubt about it Poindexter. .. :cuckoo: :lol: :lol:

No doubt about it. As usual, you're unable to offer a coherent comment.


Of course - there's no personal attack there, unless you feel personally defensive about your varying degrees of incompetence, stupidity and general uselessness. By logical deduction, if we are to assume that you are behaving in an intellectually honest manner, our precedent example of what you consider a reasoned and rational comment indicates that you are in fact, incompetent, stupid and useless. You can accept my comments in the helpful spirit in which they're intended, thus you can move on. Which I suggest you do.

True story...


... :cool:
 
Of all the horrendous islamist Dark Ages punishments, stoning has to be the most barbaric. A woman (more often than not is the victim), and is buried up to her breast and pummeled with stones of a prescribed size (not so small as to not cause pain, not so large as to kill with one blow—maximum suffering), as a gathered crowd yells Allahu akbar!, until she perishes in a bloody, mangled heap. And all because she had the audacity to treat her body as if it were her own. Women are punished in Islam simply for being women.
................^^^ No doubt about it Poindexter. .. :cuckoo: :lol: :lol:

No doubt about it. As usual, you're unable to offer a coherent comment.


Of course - there's no personal attack there, unless you feel personally defensive about your varying degrees of incompetence, stupidity and general uselessness. By logical deduction, if we are to assume that you are behaving in an intellectually honest manner, our precedent example of what you consider a reasoned and rational comment indicates that you are in fact, incompetent, stupid and useless. You can accept my comments in the helpful spirit in which they're intended, thus you can move on. Which I suggest you do.

True story...


... :cool:
He calls anybody who upsets him by telling the truth "poindexter". Know that when he calls you by that name, you earned a badge of honor. LOL.
 
If Islam is all about the Equality of Women, then...

Women can have four (4) husbands...

...and...

Any woman who dies a Martyr to the Faith gets seventy-two (72) well-endowed young virgin stud-muffins to play with for eternity...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6eTTaY1a6M

Fair is fair, right?

"I love 'quick-time harch'." - Madeline Kahn as Empress Nympho - Mel Brooks' History of the World Part 1

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Maybe I missed something about all that in my own more cursory reading of the Q'uran some years ago?
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Funny video. She also played the singer / actress in Blazing Saddles. I heard she passed away a long time ago.


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Let's also not forget that Shariah allows you to beat the crap out of any of your wives to your hearts desire.

Of course these are "consenting" women, so if they decide to divorce at any time, they get kicked around like a used rag, according to Islamic law. That's if, their case is even heard. LOL
You sound jealous............ :lol:

And you Sunny Jim sound as thought you are gloating because you are permitted to beat your wife.
 
Let's also not forget that Shariah allows you to beat the crap out of any of your wives to your hearts desire.

Of course these are "consenting" women, so if they decide to divorce at any time, they get kicked around like a used rag, according to Islamic law. That's if, their case is even heard. LOL
You sound jealous............ :lol:

And you Sunny Jim sound as thought you are gloating because you are permitted to beat your wife.
Ah.....but the after beating sex is the best!! .. :thup:
 
There is no wife beating in islam . This is another wrong translation . Some crazy scholar say yes you can beat (just for one condition) slightly and without a trace , not her face but legs or butt , LoL this is completely fitting !

The verse says ; warn her before ... and then seperate the beds .... and finally send her away from home if she still continue to make trouble . (not beat )

The word used in this verse have many different meanings and one of them is beat , another one is send away , drive away .

Also beating is against to logic of verse . So you have a problem with your wife and you're trying to solve problem by beating her ? or you send her away from home and maybe she understand her mistake and would regret .
 
There is no wife beating in islam .

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The lies you tell for your filthy little god...

This is another wrong translation .

Yet in all these centuries, only a prison convert like you can figure out the right one...

Some crazy scholar say yes you can beat (just for one condition) slightly and without a trace , not her face but legs or butt , LoL this is completely fitting !

You mean, virtually every scholar, both Sunni and Shia...

The verse says ; warn her before ... and then seperate the beds .... and finally send her away from home if she still continue to make trouble . (not beat )

Such a liar - Allah smiles on you.

{Quran is very clear on this issue. Almighty Allah says: "Men are the protectors and maintainers of women, because Allah has given the one more strength than the other, and because they support them from their means. Therefore, the righteous women are devoutly obedient and guard in the husband's absence what Allah would have them to guard. As to those women on whose part you fear disloyalty and ill-conduct, admonish them (first), (next), refuse to share their beds, (and last) beat them (lightly); but if they return to obedience, seek not against them means (of annoyance); for Allah is most High and Great (above you all). If you fear a breach between them twain, appoint (two) arbiters, one from his family and the other from hers. If they wish for peace, Allah will cause their reconciliation; for Allah has full knowledge and is acquainted with all things." (Quran: An-Nisaa 34-35) }

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The word used in this verse have many different meanings and one of them is beat , another one is send away , drive away .

ROFL

The fucking lies you tell...

Also beating is against to logic of verse . So you have a problem with your wife and you're trying to solve problem by beating her ? or you send her away from home and maybe she understand her mistake and would regret .

That right?

"Men are the protectors and maintainers of women"

You again demonstrate why no Kafir should ever believe a single word a Muslim utters. Muslims have no honor or integrity.
 
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The lies you tell for your filthy little god...
Yet in all these centuries, only a prison convert like you can figure out the right one...
You mean, virtually every scholar, both Sunni and Shia...
Such a liar - Allah smiles on you.

{Quran is very clear on this issue. Almighty Allah says: "Men are the protectors and maintainers of women, because Allah has given the one more strength than the other, and because they support them from their means. Therefore, the righteous women are devoutly obedient and guard in the husband's absence what Allah would have them to guard. As to those women on whose part you fear disloyalty and ill-conduct, admonish them (first), (next), refuse to share their beds, (and last) beat them (lightly); but if they return to obedience, seek not against them means (of annoyance); for Allah is most High and Great (above you all). If you fear a breach between them twain, appoint (two) arbiters, one from his family and the other from hers. If they wish for peace, Allah will cause their reconciliation; for Allah has full knowledge and is acquainted with all things." (Quran: An-Nisaa 34-35) }
ROFL
The fucking lies you tell...
That right?
"Men are the protectors and maintainers of women"
You again demonstrate why no Kafir should ever believe a single word a Muslim utters. Muslims have no honor or integrity.


You look handsome in your avatar but I dont have leftover to feed you .
 
So everyone who beats their wife in those countries are stupid? highly doubt that.

Ofcourse , why a man beat a women , this is not gentlemanly and is so stupid , they have to protect us , Allah wants that . Doesnot matter which country , you're another stupid . Do you know the rates of violence against women in Usa ? You're the world champion : )
 
So everyone who beats their wife in those countries are stupid? highly doubt that.

Ofcourse , why a man beat a women , this is not gentlemanly and is so stupid , they have to protect us , Allah wants that . Doesnot matter which country , you're another stupid . Do you know the rates of violence against women in Usa ? You're the world champion : )

Domestic violence is not even recorded in Muslim countries idiot, here if you beat your wife you go to jail, you can lose your job and become an outcast to friends and family. In your country if you beat your wife you are applauded. :clap2:
 
Wife beating is an accepted part of the culture in Muslim countries, it is what it is.

Its accepted by people are unable to use their brain , this is not the fault of Islam , but stupids .

In Islam, stupid is as stupid does

004.034 YUSUFALI: Men are the protectors and maintainers of women, because Allah has given the one more (strength) than the other, and because they support them from their means. Therefore the righteous women are devoutly obedient, and guard in (the husband's) absence what Allah would have them guard. As to those women on whose part ye fear disloyalty and ill-conduct, admonish them (first), (Next), refuse to share their beds, (And last) beat them (lightly); but if they return to obedience, seek not against them Means (of annoyance): For Allah is Most High, great (above you all).

PICKTHAL: Men are in charge of women, because Allah hath made the one of them to excel the other, and because they spend of their property (for the support of women). So good women are the obedient, guarding in secret that which Allah hath guarded. As for those from whom ye fear rebellion, admonish them and banish them to beds apart, and scourge them. Then if they obey you, seek not a way against them. Lo! Allah is ever High, Exalted, Great.

SHAKIR: Men are the maintainers of women because Allah has made some of them to excel others and because they spend out of their property; the good women are therefore obedient, guarding the unseen as Allah has guarded; and (as to) those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in the sleeping-places and beat them; then if they obey you, do not seek a way against them; surely Allah is High, Great.


It appears that you haven't studied your koranology.
 
004.034 YUSUFALI: Men are the protectors and maintainers of women, because Allah has given the one more (strength) than the other, and because they support them from their means. Therefore the righteous women are devoutly obedient, and guard in (the husband's) absence what Allah would have them guard. As to those women on whose part ye fear disloyalty and ill-conduct, admonish them (first), (Next), refuse to share their beds, (And last) beat them (lightly); but if they return to obedience, seek not against them Means (of annoyance): For Allah is Most High, great (above you all).

PICKTHAL: Men are in charge of women, because Allah hath made the one of them to excel the other, and because they spend of their property (for the support of women). So good women are the obedient, guarding in secret that which Allah hath guarded. As for those from whom ye fear rebellion, admonish them and banish them to beds apart, and scourge them. Then if they obey you, seek not a way against them. Lo! Allah is ever High, Exalted, Great.

SHAKIR: Men are the maintainers of women because Allah has made some of them to excel others and because they spend out of their property; the good women are therefore obedient, guarding the unseen as Allah has guarded; and (as to) those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in the sleeping-places and beat them; then if they obey you, do not seek a way against them; surely Allah is High, Great.
...........................^^^ great teaching that all men should follow. .. :thup:
 
Domestic violence is not even recorded in Muslim countries idiot, here if you beat your wife you go to jail, you can lose your job and become an outcast to friends and family. In your country if you beat your wife you are applauded. :clap2:

So you have tougher laws but still you're the number one , I can imagine what kind of people you're . No its not because of not recorded , maybe because of if you beat your wife in my country , she will complain about you to her family and her relatives kill you and bury in a wooded area : )
 
004.034 YUSUFALI: Men are the protectors and maintainers of women, because Allah has given the one more (strength) than the other, and because they support them from their means. Therefore the righteous women are devoutly obedient, and guard in (the husband's) absence what Allah would have them guard. As to those women on whose part ye fear disloyalty and ill-conduct, admonish them (first), (Next), refuse to share their beds, (And last) beat them (lightly); but if they return to obedience, seek not against them Means (of annoyance): For Allah is Most High, great (above you all).

PICKTHAL: Men are in charge of women, because Allah hath made the one of them to excel the other, and because they spend of their property (for the support of women). So good women are the obedient, guarding in secret that which Allah hath guarded. As for those from whom ye fear rebellion, admonish them and banish them to beds apart, and scourge them. Then if they obey you, seek not a way against them. Lo! Allah is ever High, Exalted, Great.

SHAKIR: Men are the maintainers of women because Allah has made some of them to excel others and because they spend out of their property; the good women are therefore obedient, guarding the unseen as Allah has guarded; and (as to) those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in the sleeping-places and beat them; then if they obey you, do not seek a way against them; surely Allah is High, Great.
...........................^^^ great teaching that all men should follow. .. :thup:

Keep that medieval garbage in the Third-World Shitholes where it came from, eh?
 

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