Kamala Says When Trump Won She Got Depressed And Ate An Entire Family-Size Bag Of Doritos

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Not only is this not the Babylon Bee, she publicly sent it out in a fundraising Email.

Real Leader of the Free World vibes:

Kamala Harris has revealed in a campaign email that when Donald Trump won the election in 2016, she was saddened to the point where she ate a giant bag of Doritos to cope with the news

"Then I went home and I sat on the couch with a family-sized bag of nacho Doritos. I did not share one chip with anybody. Not even Doug. I just watched the TV with utter shock and dismay. Two things are true eight years later: I still love Doritos and we still have not stopped fighting."


Who do we want, who is truly ready to lead this country?

The guy who got shot and kept on going proclaiming "FIGHT!"?

Or the blow job whore who got depressed and buried her sorrows in a bag of king size manufactured imitation cheese garbage?

Funny that last phrase.

Reminds me of the Harris/Walz "campaign."

P.S. Trump has already re-taken the lead in PA in the latest Emerson poll:


And PA Republican registration is through the roof:


Pssst.

Honeymoon's over guys.

And Kamala's gonna need a bigger bag.
 
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Not only is this not the Babylon Bee, she publicly sent it out in a fundraising Email.

Real Leader of the Free World vibes:






Who do we want, who is truly ready to lead this country?

The guy who got shot and kept on going proclaiming "FIGHT!"?

Or the blow job whore who got depressed and buried her sorrows in a bag of king size manufactured imitation cheese garbage?

Funny that last phrase.

Reminds me of the Harris/Walz "campaign."

P.S. Trump has already re-taken the lead in PA in the latest Emerson poll:


And PA Republican registration is through the roof:


Pssst.

Honeymoon's over guys.

And Kamala's gonna need a bigger bag.
Weak ass bitch needs to move on.
 
Weak ass bitch needs to move on.

Naaaah.

Let her stick around 2 1/2 more months.

I can't wait til the epic moment that some of the more reasonable Leftists around here realize they've actually fooled themselves into supporting this utter moron train wreck.

Trump will make mince meat out of Kackles.
 
Naaaah.

Let her stick around 2 1/2 more months.

I can't wait til the epic moment that some of the more reasonable Leftists around here realize they've actually fooled themselves into supporting this utter moron train wreck.

Trump will make mince meat out of Kackles.
Brilliant
 
Not only is this not the Babylon Bee, she publicly sent it out in a fundraising Email.

Real Leader of the Free World vibes:






Who do we want, who is truly ready to lead this country?

The guy who got shot and kept on going proclaiming "FIGHT!"?

Or the blow job whore who got depressed and buried her sorrows in a bag of king size manufactured imitation cheese garbage?

Funny that last phrase.

Reminds me of the Harris/Walz "campaign."

P.S. Trump has already re-taken the lead in PA in the latest Emerson poll:


And PA Republican registration is through the roof:


Pssst.

Honeymoon's over guys.

And Kamala's gonna need a bigger bag.
That tells you the type of voter they appeal to.
 
Monkeypox is caused by men violating each other's buttholes.

Maybe a time limited ban on Sodomy for two weeks to help level the curve?
 
Not only is this not the Babylon Bee, she publicly sent it out in a fundraising Email.

Real Leader of the Free World vibes:






Who do we want, who is truly ready to lead this country?

The guy who got shot and kept on going proclaiming "FIGHT!"?

Or the blow job whore who got depressed and buried her sorrows in a bag of king size manufactured imitation cheese garbage?

Funny that last phrase.

Reminds me of the Harris/Walz "campaign."

P.S. Trump has already re-taken the lead in PA in the latest Emerson poll:


And PA Republican registration is through the roof:


Pssst.

Honeymoon's over guys.

And Kamala's gonna need a bigger bag.


LOL, TRUMP should point out how much more Kamala will have to pay for the Doritos.
Honestly we have no idea if she actually did this or if it's scripted.
 

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