Laws I Would Enact in an Officially Christian United States Government

[Indeependent]

You're under no obligation to read them.

Then post smaller images so I don't have to.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

fncceo

I think you're funny.

 

[fncceo]

fncceo

I think you're funny.

What I find funny, someone else might find upsetting... either way, I achieved something.

 

[Zincwarrior]

I have to admit ... I would grudgingly accept a xtian theocracy if ... I get to have a handmaid...

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Risque humor is not permitted under the enlightened new order.

 

[fncceo]

Risque humor is not permitted under the enlightened new order.

 

[Zincwarrior]

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Non missionary Screwing is no longer permitted.

 

[hjmick]

What I find funny, someone else might find upsetting... either way, I achieved something.

 

[Mashmont]

Most of the laws u suggested I strongly agree w/ & applaud.

A couple questions tho, one is don't you want to first amend the U.S. constitution to allow for the establishment of a religion and the other is why Christmas? Like, it's mentioned no where in the Bible.

Yes, I would like a Constitutional Amendment to make Christianity the law of the land.

 

[Mashmont]

You think women were cherished and treated as human beings instead of sex objects back in the 50s? Were they given the same opportunities as men, access to the same jobs, education, and careers?

This was the US of the 50s. You may long for those simpler days but if you ran the clock back, all the changes we've seen over the last 70 years would just be repeated.

or are you just trolling?

The changes of the past 70 years were orchestrated by the Marxist left. Now women are treated like disposable trash. Again, thanks to the left.

 

[Mashmont]

Holy Roll Her in the Hay

I asked a Filipina what percentage of Spanish blood her people had. She said it all came from Jesuit missionaries.

St. Ignatius, the founder of that religious order, had a diocesan-priest brother who had three illegitimate children and Ignatius didn't mind that. Back then, even the most fanatical Catholics were realistic about the sex drive. One Pope was even the illegitimate son of another Pope.

Isolated anecdotes, even if true, mean nothing.

 

[Mashmont]

The Scarlet Letter Became a Badge of Honor

Recently a prize-winning diary from that time was published. The writer was a midwife and reported that 40% of the brides were pregnant already. So the Puritans had little effect on the way people reacted to natural urges. The control-freak version of Christianity wants us all to be frigid.

So you use some anonymous diary to make a blanket unsubstantiated claim against all Christians? That's pretty ridiculous.
I can play that game too. My wife and I have a circle of church friends. Maybe 25 couples. No adultery. No cheating. No divorces. So by your yardstick, I can extrapolate to say 100% of practicing Christians don't cheat.

Atheists don't even have a yardstick. 40% out-of-wedlock pregnancies would seem low to them. Yet you people are fine with that.
Save the hypocrisy.

 

[fncceo]

Isolated anecdotes, even if true, mean nothing.

History is a series of isolated anecdotes ... they mean everything when they are connected together.

 

[Mashmont]

What you have just typed is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain...

Much easier to insult and throw a tantrum than it is to tell me how I'm wrong, isn't it?
Atheists sure have poor debate skills.

 

[Mashmont]

History is a series of isolated anecdotes ... they mean everything when they are connected together.

Great. So you like my anecdote about virtuous Christians and it means everything since there are millions more like it.

 

[Mashmont]

I have to admit ... I would grudgingly accept a xtian theocracy if ... I get to have a handmaid...

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Why are atheists always vulgar? Or did I just answer my own question?

 

[fncceo]

So you like my anecdote about virtuous Christians

Never having met one, I cannot confirm you observations. However, based on the history of various theocracies, especially xtian ones, they don't seem particularly virtuous.

 

[fncceo]

Why are atheists always vulgar? Or did I just answer my own question?

I'm actually not an atheist.

 

[Mashmont]

Never having met one, I cannot confirm you observations. However, based on the history of various theocracies, especially xtian ones, they don't seem particularly virtuous.

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Oh, I can play that game too. A lot better than you.
Atheism at work:

 

[bodecea]

Here are a few beneficial changes that would be made under a Christian United States government. So many problems would vanish overnight with this legislation. Many more would reduce over time. There could be more. These were just a few things I thought of initially. Really common sense stuff, basically a return to 1950s television, an era when families were stronger and children became independent earlier, and societal norms opposed sex outside marriage. A time when top shows were Donna Reed and Leave it to Beaver. A time when it was the norm to attend church, there were the most priests and sisters and Catholic schools in history.

This could be a reality, folks, if enough of us think about it, work towards it, and pray hard. They never though Roe v Wade would fall, and now look what is happening, so it CAN be done!


In the Schools:
Christian/Catholic sexual morality taught from the earliest grades:
1. Human lives are of supreme importance. Animals are subordinate,
2. Sex is only permissible through marriage
3. Birth control will not be discussed, nor will condoms be distributed in the schools.
4. Sex education would be replaced with sensible teaching on dating which would include recommendations of:
..... a. Relatively early curfew times
..... b. No passionate kissing prior to marriage
.....c. Emphasis on getting to know the other person
.....d. Duggar-style side hugs, rather than frontal.

Ten Commandments, crosses, and crucifixes may be displayed.
School prayer allowed and encouraged.
Christmas may be celebrated. Christian themed decorations may be used
Christian-themed Christmas plays may be performed.
Racist CRT banned.
Prominent Americans returned to the history books. Lives of the greatest canonized saints would be added in order to inspire children.
Christian schools would be strengthened.
All leftwing/ Marxist propaganda removed from schools and universities. Overt Marxists teachers would either reform or be dismissed.
No alcohol allowed in university dorms which house underaged students. (You might be amazed this is allowed in many or most freshman dorms).


In movies and television:

• Nudity is banned.
• Depictions of sex outside marriage banned
• Foul language banned
• Graphic physical harm depictions banned
• Only nuclear family depictions: Parents married.
• Depictions of cohabitation banned.
• Gay sex acts are banned.

In media:
No legislation may be pushed by a news outlet that violates Christian moral teaching. Abortion, rioting, extra rights for gays or trans, pitting women against men may not be advocated. Basically any promotion of the issues Marxist atheists use to divide and undermine the country will be banned.

In commerce and law:
Pornography banned.
Abortion mills illegal.
Mexico City Policy made permanent.
Most government domestic programs will be shut down, and a private sharing program would be established where people send funds directly to those designated in need. This would eliminate large piles of money. This will be the topic of another thread. It is based on charity, rather than coercion. It would also remove power from leftwing politicians
Government photo and/or fingerprint or retinal ID would be used for all voting. No drop boxes. Only verified mail-in voting. Very limited early voting.
Illegal immigration would be stopped cold. Legal immigration requirements would be relaxed for countries for which they are onerous.
Recreational drugs once again illegalized.

 

[bodecea]

I suspect he is... no one could possibly advocate a return to Puritanism.

Puritans would not allow a celebration of Christmas.