emilynghiem
Constitutionalist / Universalist
REVISED
I will try to redo this whole thing:
"I love you for YOU"
"How many times do I have to say it? No FU this thread with political slams!"
"Is that your Big Mac or mine?"
"Damn! You’ve got a good BS detector. Mind if I change the settings so it doesn't keep going off in my face?"
"Have you ever heard of using fill-in-the-blank word games to diagnose sociopaths? Because I’m something of an expert."
"You are so scary when you imitate Bill Clinton. Are you sure you're not his evil twin!"
"I didn’t expect you to be my type."
"Why do you always wait till the last minute to say you need 5 more minutes? Why didn't you say that 20 minutes ago?"
"Can I borrow your GPS to find my way out of this parking lot?"
Well, again, I'm a Democrat.
So if I don't read the Constitution or follow rules,
that's because they are racist, exclusive and nonPC anyway.
I didn't make up the rules, am not in charge of them,
so I don't have to follow them either.
I am prochoice, can choose to make up my own rules, boo "God" at Democrat conventions,
and claim to love America and free speech while I destroy everything it stands for.
Republicans are all rich anyway, from all their Bush tax breaks and trickle down, so they can pay to clean up the messes. As long as they follow the rules, and keep the system going, I can get a free ride and let other people worry about all that. Not my job!
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OK enough with the sarcastic attempts at political humor
that came across too negative and divisive.
I thought it would break the ice and tension to have a Democrat
totally blast fellow Democrats for hypocrites not following the Constitution.
Yes, I totally go after Republicans who excuse "big corporations"
bypassing checks and balances to abuse collective authority also.
Sorry I was being "mean" by flaunting the fact I can get away
with saying things as a "liberal Democrat" that other people get
called names for. Totally mean and sarcastic, as a political satirist.
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I will try to redo this whole thing:
"I love you for YOU"
"How many times do I have to say it? No FU this thread with political slams!"
"Is that your Big Mac or mine?"
"Damn! You’ve got a good BS detector. Mind if I change the settings so it doesn't keep going off in my face?"
"Have you ever heard of using fill-in-the-blank word games to diagnose sociopaths? Because I’m something of an expert."
"You are so scary when you imitate Bill Clinton. Are you sure you're not his evil twin!"
"I didn’t expect you to be my type."
"Why do you always wait till the last minute to say you need 5 more minutes? Why didn't you say that 20 minutes ago?"
"Can I borrow your GPS to find my way out of this parking lot?"
I will try to redo this whole thing:
"I love you for YOU"
"How many times do I have to say it? No FU this thread with political slams!"
"Is that your Big Mac or mine?"
"Damn! You’ve got a good BS detector. Mind if I change the settings so it doesn't keep going off in my face?"
"Have you ever heard of using fill-in-the-blank word games to diagnose sociopaths? Because I’m something of an expert."
"You are so scary when you imitate Bill Clinton. Are you sure you're not his evil twin!"
"I didn’t expect you to be my type."
"Why do you always wait till the last minute to say you need 5 more minutes? Why didn't you say that 20 minutes ago?"
"Can I borrow your GPS to find my way out of this parking lot?"
Democrat Obama Style:
I thought to repost this because it looks like a bundle of laughs. I hope you don't mind me making a thread from your idea.
Yes, I'm a Democrat. I'm allowed to make racist comments against Blacks, sexist comments against Women, and criticism of the President for not following the Constitution. If you're rightwing or Tea Party, you're not allowed. Only liberal Democrats. Everyone who wants to exercise full liberty and free speech should join the Democrat Party and take it over. We even embrace LaRouchians and former KKK so what does that tell you about tolerance?
You are supposed to answer it from yourself Emily![]()
Well, again, I'm a Democrat.
So if I don't read the Constitution or follow rules,
that's because they are racist, exclusive and nonPC anyway.
I didn't make up the rules, am not in charge of them,
so I don't have to follow them either.
I am prochoice, can choose to make up my own rules, boo "God" at Democrat conventions,
and claim to love America and free speech while I destroy everything it stands for.
Republicans are all rich anyway, from all their Bush tax breaks and trickle down, so they can pay to clean up the messes. As long as they follow the rules, and keep the system going, I can get a free ride and let other people worry about all that. Not my job!
===================================
OK enough with the sarcastic attempts at political humor
that came across too negative and divisive.
I thought it would break the ice and tension to have a Democrat
totally blast fellow Democrats for hypocrites not following the Constitution.
Yes, I totally go after Republicans who excuse "big corporations"
bypassing checks and balances to abuse collective authority also.
Sorry I was being "mean" by flaunting the fact I can get away
with saying things as a "liberal Democrat" that other people get
called names for. Totally mean and sarcastic, as a political satirist.
==========================================
I will try to redo this whole thing:
"I love you for YOU"
"How many times do I have to say it? No FU this thread with political slams!"
"Is that your Big Mac or mine?"
"Damn! You’ve got a good BS detector. Mind if I change the settings so it doesn't keep going off in my face?"
"Have you ever heard of using fill-in-the-blank word games to diagnose sociopaths? Because I’m something of an expert."
"You are so scary when you imitate Bill Clinton. Are you sure you're not his evil twin!"
"I didn’t expect you to be my type."
"Why do you always wait till the last minute to say you need 5 more minutes? Why didn't you say that 20 minutes ago?"
"Can I borrow your GPS to find my way out of this parking lot?"
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