Link to 409k.

[Toddsterpatriot]

typos send the snowflakes into orbit

If that was truly the case, but that is no typo.

On my keyboard, the 9 is right next to the 1

Or the 9 is right next to the zero......

And that helps your stance is what way?

When you type 4---0--- the 9 is right next to the 0 you just typed......it's even possible to hit
both zero and nine......at the same time. Scary, eh?

 

[Cellblock2429]

‘How are your 409K’s doing?’: Trump tweets about nonexistent retirement plan


trump might have been talking to a group in Texas, but 1 is nowhere near 9 on the keyboard.
fucking idiot. No excuses.

90% increase in your 409k??????, lol at this idiot, so removed from society.

Defend This, should be fun without any deflection.
Can you defend this, without deflection.




Possible Deflections:

Typo
That's Not what he meant
I actually got 90% on my 40?K, for Real.

My Favorite,
He is just baiting the media, and they bought it, trump is a stable genius. Playing 3D or 4D+ Chess. lol.

/----/ You forgot this option:

 

[Cellblock2429]

‘How are your 409K’s doing?’: Trump tweets about nonexistent retirement plan


trump might have been talking to a group in Texas, but 1 is nowhere near 9 on the keyboard.
fucking idiot. No excuses.

90% increase in your 409k??????, lol at this idiot, so removed from society.

Defend This, should be fun without any deflection.
Can you defend this, without deflection.




Possible Deflections:

Typo
That's Not what he meant
I actually got 90% on my 40?K, for Real.

My Favorite,
He is just baiting the media, and they bought it, trump is a stable genius. Playing 3D or 4D+ Chess. lol.

Are you sure that he didn't mean 401(k), but just innocuously misspoke?

Sure.
He misspoke AGAIN. lol.

/----/ Meanwhile here is your front runner, Joe Gaff Machine Biden
Joe Biden goofs up again, mistakes Iran for Iraq while condemning Trump's move to assassinate Soleimani
The former vice president said at an event in New York City that the Iran Parliament voted to remove all American forces, while in reality, it was Iraq's parliament which did the same after the attack happened on its soil

 

[Harpy Eagle]

‘How are your 409K’s doing?’: Trump tweets about nonexistent retirement plan


trump might have been talking to a group in Texas, but 1 is nowhere near 9 on the keyboard.
fucking idiot. No excuses.

90% increase in your 409k??????, lol at this idiot, so removed from society.

Defend This, should be fun without any deflection.
Can you defend this, without deflection.




Possible Deflections:

Typo
That's Not what he meant
I actually got 90% on my 40?K, for Real.

My Favorite,
He is just baiting the media, and they bought it, trump is a stable genius. Playing 3D or 4D+ Chess. lol.

Are you sure that he didn't mean 401(k), but just innocuously misspoke?

Sure.
He misspoke AGAIN. lol.

/----/ Meanwhile here is your front runner, Joe Gaff Machine Biden
Joe Biden goofs up again, mistakes Iran for Iraq while condemning Trump's move to assassinate Soleimani
The former vice president said at an event in New York City that the Iran Parliament voted to remove all American forces, while in reality, it was Iraq's parliament which did the same after the attack happened on its soil

And we are going to be stuck choosing between these two fucking senile old men.

What a sad day that they are the best we can do.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

‘How are your 409K’s doing?’: Trump tweets about nonexistent retirement plan


trump might have been talking to a group in Texas, but 1 is nowhere near 9 on the keyboard.
fucking idiot. No excuses.

90% increase in your 409k??????, lol at this idiot, so removed from society.

Defend This, should be fun without any deflection.
Can you defend this, without deflection.




Possible Deflections:

Typo
That's Not what he meant
I actually got 90% on my 40?K, for Real.

My Favorite,
He is just baiting the media, and they bought it, trump is a stable genius. Playing 3D or 4D+ Chess. lol.

I have a 409K in all 57 states.

I fund them with the $2500 a year I save thanks to Obamacare.

I have a 409k and Mexico is paying for it

My 409K slowed the rise of the oceans.

My 409K allowed me to keep my doctor and my plan!

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

typos send the snowflakes into orbit

If that was truly the case, but that is no typo.

I got my card from the Red Cross saying I was type B, but that was a typo.

 

[Winco]

My 409K allowed me to keep my doctor and my plan!

I wager that you actually did keep your doctor.

True?

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

My 409K allowed me to keep my doctor and my plan!

I wager that you actually did keep your doctor.

True?

Yes, and no. I kept the same plan with a HUGE increase in my share of the premium through my employer and then could not get insurance when I became a substitute teacher, despite still having to contribute to the retirement plan.

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

‘How are your 409K’s doing?’: Trump tweets about nonexistent retirement plan


trump might have been talking to a group in Texas, but 1 is nowhere near 9 on the keyboard.
fucking idiot. No excuses.

90% increase in your 409k??????, lol at this idiot, so removed from society.

Defend This, should be fun without any deflection.
Can you defend this, without deflection.




Possible Deflections:

Typo
That's Not what he meant
I actually got 90% on my 40?K, for Real.

My Favorite,
He is just baiting the media, and they bought it, trump is a stable genius. Playing 3D or 4D+ Chess. lol.

Are you sure that he didn't mean 401(k), but just innocuously misspoke?

Sure.
He misspoke AGAIN. lol.

/----/ Meanwhile here is your front runner, Joe Gaff Machine Biden
Joe Biden goofs up again, mistakes Iran for Iraq while condemning Trump's move to assassinate Soleimani
The former vice president said at an event in New York City that the Iran Parliament voted to remove all American forces, while in reality, it was Iraq's parliament which did the same after the attack happened on its soil

And we are going to be stuck choosing between these two fucking senile old men.

What a sad day that they are the best we can do.

Unless that senile, corrupt lush manages to steal the nomination again...…..

 

[Cellblock2429]

‘How are your 409K’s doing?’: Trump tweets about nonexistent retirement plan


trump might have been talking to a group in Texas, but 1 is nowhere near 9 on the keyboard.
fucking idiot. No excuses.

90% increase in your 409k??????, lol at this idiot, so removed from society.

Defend This, should be fun without any deflection.
Can you defend this, without deflection.




Possible Deflections:

Typo
That's Not what he meant
I actually got 90% on my 40?K, for Real.

My Favorite,
He is just baiting the media, and they bought it, trump is a stable genius. Playing 3D or 4D+ Chess. lol.

/——/ 409 Sounds good to me:
She's real fine my 409
She's real fine my 409
My 409

Well I saved my pennies and I saved my dimes
(giddy up giddy up 409)
For I knew there would be a time
(giddy up giddy up 409)
When I would buy a brand new 409
(409, 409)
Giddy up giddy up giddy up 409
(giddy up giddy up 409)
Giddy up 409
(giddy up giddy up 409)
Giddy up 409
(giddy up giddy up 409)
Giddy up 40...

Nothing can catch her
Nothing can touch my 409
409 ooooo
(giddy up giddy up oooo)
(giddy up giddy up oooo)
(giddy up giddy up oooo)
(giddy up giddy up)

 

[rightwinger]

‘How are your 409K’s doing?’: Trump tweets about nonexistent retirement plan


trump might have been talking to a group in Texas, but 1 is nowhere near 9 on the keyboard.
fucking idiot. No excuses.

90% increase in your 409k??????, lol at this idiot, so removed from society.

Defend This, should be fun without any deflection.
Can you defend this, without deflection.




Possible Deflections:

Typo
That's Not what he meant
I actually got 90% on my 40?K, for Real.

My Favorite,
He is just baiting the media, and they bought it, trump is a stable genius. Playing 3D or 4D+ Chess. lol.

/——/ 409 Sounds good to me:
She's real fine my 409
She's real fine my 409
My 409

Well I saved my pennies and I saved my dimes
(giddy up giddy up 409)
For I knew there would be a time
(giddy up giddy up 409)
When I would buy a brand new 409
(409, 409)
Giddy up giddy up giddy up 409
(giddy up giddy up 409)
Giddy up 409
(giddy up giddy up 409)
Giddy up 409
(giddy up giddy up 409)
Giddy up 40...

Nothing can catch her
Nothing can touch my 409
409 ooooo
(giddy up giddy up oooo)
(giddy up giddy up oooo)
(giddy up giddy up oooo)
(giddy up giddy up)

Nobody ever sings about 401s

 

[Cellblock2429]

‘How are your 409K’s doing?’: Trump tweets about nonexistent retirement plan


trump might have been talking to a group in Texas, but 1 is nowhere near 9 on the keyboard.
fucking idiot. No excuses.

90% increase in your 409k??????, lol at this idiot, so removed from society.

Defend This, should be fun without any deflection.
Can you defend this, without deflection.




Possible Deflections:

Typo
That's Not what he meant
I actually got 90% on my 40?K, for Real.

My Favorite,
He is just baiting the media, and they bought it, trump is a stable genius. Playing 3D or 4D+ Chess. lol.

I have a 409K in all 57 states.

I fund them with the $2500 a year I save thanks to Obamacare.

I have a 409k and Mexico is paying for it

My 409K slowed the rise of the oceans.

My 409K allowed me to keep my doctor and my plan!

/——/ My 409 got the best time
Beach Boys - 409.wmv - YouTube

Jul 3, 2010IShe's real fine my 409 She's real finemy 409 My 409 Well I saved my pennies and I saved my dimes For I knew there would be a time When I would buy a brand new 409 Giddy up giddy up giddy up 409 ...

 

[blastoff]

‘How are your 409K’s doing?’: Trump tweets about nonexistent retirement plan


trump might have been talking to a group in Texas, but 1 is nowhere near 9 on the keyboard.
fucking idiot. No excuses.

90% increase in your 409k??????, lol at this idiot, so removed from society.

Defend This, should be fun without any deflection.
Can you defend this, without deflection.




Possible Deflections:

Typo
That's Not what he meant
I actually got 90% on my 40?K, for Real.

My Favorite,
He is just baiting the media, and they bought it, trump is a stable genius. Playing 3D or 4D+ Chess. lol.

You dipshit. Participation in 401k programs is limited to citizens of only our first 50 states. Folks living in states 51 - 57 are required to utilize 409k programs instead.