List of items you'd require for surviving doomsday?

[shockedcanadian]

Can I keep my ISP?

 

[depotoo]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

you'll get a lot of anal problems without toilet paper --need TP

That’s what leaves are for. Just make sure it isn’t poison ivy or oak.

 

[RWNJ]

Can I keep my ISP?

I think you should look up the definition of doomsday.

 

[harmonica]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

are you just going to eat fish?? or make rabbit traps somehow?
wouldn't you want some traps??

 

[Mac1958]

 

[Ringel05]

Not a bad idea. You could make a decent shelter from that. Might be a bit cramped, but it would do.

No, I think he was saying that when the power goes out and it becomes survival of the fittest, he plans to just curl up and die.

Power going out is the least of my worries........ Basically.......

 

[toobfreak]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

Fascinating- how will those protect you from nuclear war?

No, for nuclear war survivors, all you need is your AK-47 with 100-round drum magazine to pick off all the radiated zombies that come stumbling onto your property looking for food, water and shelter. I betting you will be one of them.

 

[RWNJ]

So, you plan on getting drunk, breaking all your teeth on those corn nuts, and then what? You won't need the dental floss. I don't get it.

 

[Mac1958]

So, you plan on getting drunk, breaking all your teeth on those corn nuts, and then what? You won't need the dental floss. I don't get it.

No, no, the teeth do fine with Corn Nuts™.

But sometimes they get jammed in there, holy crap.
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[Votto]

Mine is a short list

 

[harmonica]

 

[RWNJ]

Mine is a short list

TIMMY!

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

1. My two shotguns and ammo

2. Fishing line.

3. Trash bags ( Make great rain gear if you get the large ones )

4. Rubbing alcohol ( medical and fire starter )

5. Knife

6. Duct Tape

7. Radio

8. A couple bottles of booze

9. Instant coffee

10. Leave the bitch and bring the dog!

 

[BULLDOG]

Nothing. My faith in Flying Spaghetti M-nster is all I’ll need.

 

[Auld Phart]

You definitely wont' lack for milk

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

You just need to bring Les Stroud with you.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Who would be a better for survival coach?

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

My guns, my blades, my pup, and a full tank of high-test gazoline.

 

[BlindBoo]

Clean water supply. Shelter. Food supply.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

you'll get a lot of anal problems without toilet paper --need TP

-need TP

Not really

use leaves

unless they look like this:

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Real men use pine-cones. Not at all comfortable, but they're everywhere and they get the job done.

Make sure to go with the grain.