List of items you'd require for surviving doomsday?

[Ringel05]

Can I keep my ISP?

 

[Pogo]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

Just gimme seventy-six virgins (no no, female ones). I'll take it from there.

 

[Pogo]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

you'll get a lot of anal problems without toilet paper --need TP

-need TP

Not really

use leaves

unless they look like this:

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Real men use pine-cones. Not at all comfortable, but they're everywhere and they get the job done.

Pics or it doesn't happen.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Who would be a better for survival coach?

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Les is Canadian, so I would take him over Bear seeing he is Irish and might drink my booze!

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

Just gimme seventy-six virgins (no no, female ones). I'll take it from there.

Star Trek Convention is where you will be hiding?

 

[fncceo]

A companion...

 

[Ringel05]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

Just gimme seventy-six virgins (no no, female ones). I'll take it from there.

 

[Ringel05]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

you'll get a lot of anal problems without toilet paper --need TP

-need TP

Not really

use leaves

unless they look like this:

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Real men use pine-cones. Not at all comfortable, but they're everywhere and they get the job done.

Kinky!!

 

[Pogo]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

Just gimme seventy-six virgins (no no, female ones). I'll take it from there.

Shirley ewe jest.

Those aren't virgins --- they're my ideological opponents.

 

[Moonglow]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

you'll get a lot of anal problems without toilet paper --need TP

Have dog-will shit...

 

[blastoff]

Eight or ten really hot babes trained in survival and whatnot, several cases of Titos and Kettle One, a half-dozen really fine cigars, several cases of blue cheese stuffed olives, an industrial-sized ice maker, a nice island with a really cool living quarters, and Jimmy Buffet and the Coral Reefers and their crowd one island over. Oh, and a SeaRay Sundancer model, 40-something foot.