list your pet peeves, or embarrassing

[April]

If i showed to your doorstep unannounced id say trick or treat

Well then, you most definitely won't be getting any treat if you do.

 

[aaronleland]

Trying to jerk off while the video is buffering.

 

[hortysir]

Trying to jerk off while the video is buffering.

People with dial-up

 

[G.T.]

This show is gunna be hilarious.

You all have by proxy consented to your listed peeves and embarrassments being read/ talked about on air. Lol. Cant wait!!

 

[April]

Trying to jerk off while the video is buffering.

Dammit Aaron, I told you to leave that midget porn alone!

 

[Gracie]

Pubic hair on the toilet seat.

Gross

Tell me about it. Just...ewww. Every time a tenant would move out and I did the inspection....the apt would look ok, but as soon as I lifted the toilet seat lid...there they are. Or one. Maybe 2. Or worse, a nest.

Another thing I hated was them parking in someone elses space. "I'm only here for a minute" they would say. And I would say fine..PARK IN YER OWN SPACE FOR YOUR MINUTE!"

 

[G.T.]

Fyi......ill be on the air tonight at 8:30 to talk about Sundays upcoming show.

Feel free to visit the podcast pit section of the forum to find me tonight and call in or follow along in the live feedback thread.

 

[hortysir]

Pubic hair on the toilet seat.

Gross

Tell me about it. Just...ewww. Every time a tenant would move out and I did the inspection....the apt would look ok, but as soon as I lifted the toilet seat lid...there they are. Or one. Maybe 2. Or worse, a nest.

Another thing I hated was them parking in someone elses space. "I'm only here for a minute" they would say. And I would say fine..PARK IN YER OWN SPACE FOR YOUR MINUTE!"

I wish my complex had assigned parking.
Some weekends I gotta walk a dozen or more spaces to my door
That's a pain in the ass after a 14hr day with a bad back

 

[Gracie]

Need a direct link like last time or I won't be able to see it.

 

[aaronleland]

Trying to jerk off while the video is buffering.

People with dial-up

Listening to the sound of a 56k modem is enough to kill your boner.

 

[G.T.]

Need a direct link like last time or I won't be able to see it.

No worries i got you gracie

 

[Auld Phart]

I watch Young and the Restless....like everyday

Used to watch ATWT and GL before they were cancelled, too

Used to watch ATWT and GL before they were cancelled, too

They've been cancelled?

 

[Swagger]

Pedestrians who are eternally plugged into their iPod and, as such, are so engrossed by what they're listening to, the basic instinct of checking for oncoming traffic has been eroded. Honestly, I've lost count of how many times I've stood on the anchors after some fool who was distracted by their iPod has walked out into the road when I'm heading towards them in 3rd. I once got out of the car in such a rage and bellowed at this schoolgirl that she started to cry, but I just kept laying in to her.

Whats an embarrassing thing about yourself swagger....

Dont act hard, spill some beans

A few years ago the supermarkets over here were selling sweets/candy called midget gums that have all but disappeared from our shelves because they're now widely known to have a loosening effect on your bowels. One Saturday I was lazing around on the lounger on our decking, high as a kite, eating a pack of these things while deliberating over what to cook for the evening meal. It was a sunny day so I opted to walk up to the supermarket (Sainsbury's) instead of drive. About five minutes before I reached the supermarket I was straining to hold my guts in. Somehow I made it to the toilets, but all the men's toilets were engaged, so I barged into the ladies' toilets against the protestations of the female shoppers present, found myself a vacant cubicle and loudly evacuated my straining bowels. The groaning with relief and pleasure didn't amuse the security guards who had been summoned to investigate. It wasn't so much the fact that I'd been forced to use the women's toilets (out of sheer desperation, might I add), but the fact that they took my picture before banning me from the supermarket (which I ignored and continue to use without any interference) before escorting me from the premises.

 

[TrinityPower]

when I was like 5 i liked nkotb.

What is nkotb?

the boy band from the 90s...New Kids On The Block

 

[hortysir]

Pedestrians who are eternally plugged into their iPod and, as such, are so engrossed by what they're listening to, the basic instinct of checking for oncoming traffic has been eroded. Honestly, I've lost count of how many times I've stood on the anchors after some fool who was distracted by their iPod has walked out into the road when I'm heading towards them in 3rd. I once got out of the car in such a rage and bellowed at this schoolgirl that she started to cry, but I just kept laying in to her.

Whats an embarrassing thing about yourself swagger....

Dont act hard, spill some beans

A few years ago the supermarkets over here were selling sweets/candy called midget gums that have all but disappeared from our shelves because they're now widely known to have a loosening effect on your bowels. One Saturday I was lazing around on the lounger on our decking, high as a kite, eating a pack of these things while deliberating over what to cook for the evening meal. It was a sunny day so I opted to walk up to the supermarket (Sainsbury's) instead of drive. About five minutes before I reached the supermarket I was straining to hold my guts in. Somehow I made it to the toilets, but all the men's toilets were engaged, so I barged into the ladies' toilets against the protestations of the female shoppers present, found myself a vacant cubicle and loudly evacuated my straining bowels. The groaning with relief and pleasure didn't amuse the security guards who had been summoned to investigate. It wasn't so much the fact that I'd been forced to use the women's toilets (out of sheer desperation, might I add), but the fact that they took my picture before banning me from the supermarket (which I ignored and continue to use without any interference) before escorting me from the premises.

I think we gotta winner, GT

 

[TrinityPower]

People who use the riding carts at the store who do so just because they are too fat to walk then when you look in their cart all they have in it are pop, chips, and cookies. The reason it makes me mad is I have severe arthritis and could use one of those sometimes but have to hobble along while someone else is just too lazy to walk,

Also seeing people in front of me in the checkout line that have a bunch of kids or young people especially with tattoos and piercings buying chips, pop and cookies then paying for it with a food stamp card. Then getting something not covered by the card like diapers and pulling out a $100 bill to pay.

 

[mamooth]

Pet peeves?

People who whistle or yell "Woohoo!" instead of applauding. Even at an elementary school show. Were you raised in a barn? But unfortunately, it's mainstream now. Those darn kids.

People who can't pour a soft drink at the buffet line in less than 10 seconds. Grab glass, get ice, get soda, go. It's not complicated. What's the problem? You don't need to pour soda, wait for fizz to subside, pour again, wait, pour again, decide you'd like a sip now, pour again ... just grab the straw and go. Don't unwrap the straw now. Do that at your table. There's a line.

And grown men aren't supposed to use a straw anyways. Well, almost never. It's only acceptable when driving, or for milkshakes. Hence, grown men shouldn't order milkshakes. And you still have to understand that slurping on a skinny piece of plastic is not the epitome of manliness. Hey, don't blame me, I didn't make the guy rules.

 

[hortysir]

Pet peeves?

People who whistle or yell "Woohoo!" instead of applauding. Even at an elementary school show. Were you raised in a barn? But unfortunately, it's mainstream now. Those darn kids.

People who can't pour a soft drink at the buffet line in less than 10 seconds. Grab glass, get ice, get soda, go. It's not complicated. What's the problem? You don't need to pour soda, wait for fizz to subside, pour again, wait, pour again, decide you'd like a sip now, pour again ... just grab the straw and go. Don't unwrap the straw now. Do that at your table. There's a line.

And grown men aren't supposed to use a straw anyways. Well, almost never. It's only acceptable when driving, or for milkshakes. And you still have to understand that slurping on a skinny piece of plastic is not the epitome of manliness. Hey, don't blame me, I didn't make the guy rules.

I hate straws too
Mine is still unwrapped at the table when I leave

"Straws are for suckers"

 

[Gracie]

This is hilarious. I thought of you Swagger, when you told that story.

 

[TrinityPower]

That reminds me of this one