looking for a televangelist that I can get into

[cnm]

I just want someone who I can afford really. A white conservative man of God who can speak in tongues and promise me deliverance at a decent price,

If they also speak to God that would be better.

Glory !!

I get the feeling value for money may be too much to ask for.

 

[cnm]

Try criticizing non Christian religious leaders and see how far you get.

You'll go a long way in a small town...

 

[Arlette]

Obviously Im not going to follow a woman like this. But I do love the speaking in tongues thing.

We dont have that over here. Its when GOD puts worfs in your mouth when you have run out of stuff to say.

Ive looked at Ken Copeland but he looks like his face will dissolve if exposed to light. Hes good at gibberissh tho.

Greg Locke is an interesting Man of God as well. Deffo not that fornicator who watched his wife fuck.

I just want someone who I can afford really. A white conservative man of God who can speak in tongues and promise me deliverance at a decent price,

If they also speak to God that would be better.

Glory !!

You didn't look at Ken Copeland closely enough. In some pictures of him you can clearly make out the small fangs in his mouth, making him a bona fide vampire. Check it out

 

[Tommy Tainant]

If you're trying to get into a televangelist, I hear Ted Haggard is into that sort of thing...

Disgraced pastor Ted Haggard faces new allegations

(RNS) — A pastor at St. James Church said two young adult men told him Haggard touched them inappropriately on several occasions at the church.

religionnews.com

Ted seems a bit out there for my taste. He seems to be soft on sin and I am leaning more to the rebuking sort of Pastor.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

I've never seen a televangelist speak in tongues on the air.

Are you a real pastor if you cant speak in tongues ?

 

[Papageorgio]

How about Nancy?

I don’t find much difference between TV evangelists and politicians, both talk a lot, say nothing and want you to contribute money.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Try criticizing non Christian religious leaders and see how far you get.

By definition they are all charlatans. We all know that.

 

[Blaster]

By definition they are all charlatans. We all know that.

Trolling the threads again?

 

[Papageorgio]

Are you a real pastor if you cant speak in tongues ?

I dont think I know of any that speak in tongues, I’d prefer to understand what they say, I think. I know of a couple pastors, ministers outside of their church and they are really nice genuine people, however I don’t go to their church.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Idk, the Holy Rollers (in the aisles) (we call them the "Roly-Poly church) started on Topeka, KS in the 19th century.

Pentecostalism | Definition, History, Beliefs, Speaking in Tongues, & Facts

Pentecostalism, charismatic religious movement that gave rise to a number of Protestant churches in the United States in the 20th century and is unique in its belief that all Christians should seek a post-conversion religious experience called ‘baptism with the Holy Spirit.’

www.britannica.com

Probably not many in Wales.

Between the way they talk in tongues and the way Welsh people spell? They might just speak the same language!

Pentecostals are sound on Fags but they seem to be a bit black over here. I fear that I might be marginalised.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

I dont think I know of any that speak in tongues, I’d prefer to understand what they say, I think. I know of a couple pastors, ministers outside of their church and they are really nice genuine people, however I don’t go to their church.

I think only the more gifted men of God can speak in tongues. Thats why they get the provate jets and hookers.

 

[whitehall]

Ironic that we get a lecture about religion from a liberal from across the pond when the U.S. created the 1st Amendment because of the craziness of the English monarchy.. The U.S. is the only Country that guarantees certain freedoms in the Bill of Rights and Freedom of Religion is at the top of the list. Maybe radical Brits can find a Celtic witch doctor they like.

 

[Batcat]

I get the feeling value for money may be too much to ask for.

I have been watching a televangelist named David Jeremiah. He has a half hour program at 5:30 am on the History channel. He does ask for donations but usually gives books or tapes to those who do donate.

He has a half hour program on the History Channel with a 20 minute sermon. Most are interesting and informative.

David Jeremiah - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Counting Noses, Part 2 | Turning Point with Dr. David Jeremiah

Listen to Turning Point daily radio broadcasts with Dr. David Jeremiah sermons free online. Your favorite Dr. David Jeremiah messages, ministry radio programs, podcasts and more!

www.oneplace.com

10 Things You Should Know about Dr. David Jeremiah

Dr. David Jeremiah is one of America’s most influential evangelical Christian leaders. He has lived out his calling through various ministries for over half a century to “deliver the unchanging Word of God to an ever-changing world.” Well known...

www.crosswalk.com

 

[whitehall]

Druids seem popular in the U.K. Maybe Tommie can find a Druid evangelist he could get in to.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Druids seem popular in the U.K. Maybe Tommie can find a Druid evangelist he could get in to.

Where are actual Druids popular ?

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Ironic that we get a lecture about religion from a liberal from across the pond when the U.S. created the 1st Amendment because of the craziness of the English monarchy.. The U.S. is the only Country that guarantees certain freedoms in the Bill of Rights and Freedom of Religion is at the top of the list. Maybe radical Brits can find a Celtic witch doctor they like.

I am not aware of any curb on religion in the UK. Or any other country in Western Europe.

 

[whitehall]

Where are actual Druids popular ?

That's my point. Druid religion seems popular in the U.K. because that's what we see here in the Colonies. Nobody gives a shit either way but for some reason left wing Brits seem to be offended by the 1st Amendment here in the States.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

That's my point. Druid religion seems popular in the U.K. because that's what we see here in the Colonies. Nobody gives a shit either way but for some reason left wing Brits seem to be offended by the 1st Amendment here in the States.

Nobody gives a fuck whatever religions you have. Nobofy gives a fuck what religions we have over here.
The target is charlatans. Surely we can agree on that ?

 

[Arlette]

Nobody gives a fuck whatever religions you have. Nobofy gives a fuck what religions we have over here.
The target is charlatans. Surely we can agree on that ?

What about Peter Popoff and his Miracle Spring Water?

 

[Tommy Tainant]

What about Peter Popoff and his Miracle Spring Water?

That sounds like fun. I giess he can make the cripples walk ?