Man tries to break IN to jail.

[Pete7469]

Deputies: Man High On Flakka Tries To Break Into Florida Jail

MIAMI (CBSMiami) — A man high on the drug Flakka tried to break into a Florida jail all while cameras captured the incident, deputies said.
Deputies said he was high on flakka and wanted to visit friends in jail.

I think he's going to have plenty of time to visit his friends now.

I had to look up what the fuck "Flakka" even is.

I don't know why people can't just smoke some grass and veg the fuck out.

 

[TNHarley]

Deputies: Man High On Flakka Tries To Break Into Florida Jail

MIAMI (CBSMiami) — A man high on the drug Flakka tried to break into a Florida jail all while cameras captured the incident, deputies said.

Cameras rolled as 24-year-old Patrick Rempe was seen attempting to ram his car through the front door of the jail, shattering the glass, Indian River County deputies said.

Smoke from the tires billowed out from under the car.

When he couldn’t get in, he drove into the fence outside a building and started climbing it before getting tangled in the razor wire.

Rempe was removed from the fence and taken to the hospital for injuries from the crash and razor wire.

Deputies said he was high on flakka and wanted to visit friends in jail.

I think he's going to have plenty of time to visit his friends now.

I had to look up what the fuck "Flakka" even is.

I don't know why people can't just smoke some grass and veg the fuck out.

Another synthetic drug. This is almost on par with the naked dude trying to eat the homeless man. lol
I agree with you man. Just smoke a joint, laugh and grub out.

 

[JimBowie1958]

IF joints are your thing, fine, but I am already too damned paranoid, so I stick to Petron and Ice House.

 

[TNHarley]

IF joints are your thing, fine, but I am already too damned paranoid, so I stick to Petron and Ice House.

Petron makes my clothes come off

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

IF joints are your thing, fine, but I am already too damned paranoid, so I stick to Petron and Ice House.

Petron makes my clothes come off

I tend to get ignorant when I drink Petron myself.

 

[Pete7469]

I tend to get ignorant when I drink Petron myself.

I wonder what happens when liberals drink Petron...

Maybe they enjoy a few brief moments of lucidity.

 

[TNHarley]

I tend to get ignorant when I drink Petron myself.

I wonder what happens when liberals drink Petron...

Maybe they enjoy a few brief moments of lucidity.

that's when they come up with their beliefs

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I tend to get ignorant when I drink Petron myself.

I wonder what happens when liberals drink Petron...

Maybe they enjoy a few brief moments of lucidity.

that's when they come up with their beliefs

Seems more like they come up with their crap while tripping on some blotter.

 

[Pete7469]

Seems more like they come up with their crap while tripping on some blotter.

That's plausible, or perhaps huffing spray paint.

This is what I picture when I imagine what rdean looks like.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Seems more like they come up with their crap while tripping on some blotter.

That's plausible, or perhaps huffing spray paint.

I've always heard silver was the best...