TheGreatSatan
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I'll do this in order of polling...
Trump stay safe. Humanity needs you. Treat yourself like that.
Ron... Yo dog... WHY? Them Bush guys told you shit and you believed them. Just cuz they got an SR-71 doesn't make them RIGHT. Here's my advice you should take... DROP OUT NOW!!! and endorse Trump. Admit you were wrong. Be humble and "Americans" will forgive. If you get your way and you become the nominee, you'll be in jail within weeks.
Haley... Repent. They call you Dick Cheney in High heels. This is false. Dick Cheney is smart. You know not what you do.
Vivek... Dude. I like you a lot. Stick with it and fight for freedom. Seek "real" spiritual advice from "real" spiritual people and surround yourself with them at all times. Only your underestimation of evil can harm you. Failure to do this will be your end. Acceptance of this will bring you greatness.
Christy... Repent. Drop out. Endorse Trump. Come clean publicly. God will smile on you and I'll get an at a boy. Hell isn't all bad...
Last I wanna call out Pence and Scott. Holy Shit guys are you going to burn. Christy will be the guy put in charge of making sure your furnace is hot. Repent NOW and beg for forgiveness. God does not like his brand name abused. You'll see. If you humble yourself and do the right thing, you'll be forgiven.
Trump stay safe. Humanity needs you. Treat yourself like that.
Ron... Yo dog... WHY? Them Bush guys told you shit and you believed them. Just cuz they got an SR-71 doesn't make them RIGHT. Here's my advice you should take... DROP OUT NOW!!! and endorse Trump. Admit you were wrong. Be humble and "Americans" will forgive. If you get your way and you become the nominee, you'll be in jail within weeks.
Haley... Repent. They call you Dick Cheney in High heels. This is false. Dick Cheney is smart. You know not what you do.
Vivek... Dude. I like you a lot. Stick with it and fight for freedom. Seek "real" spiritual advice from "real" spiritual people and surround yourself with them at all times. Only your underestimation of evil can harm you. Failure to do this will be your end. Acceptance of this will bring you greatness.
Christy... Repent. Drop out. Endorse Trump. Come clean publicly. God will smile on you and I'll get an at a boy. Hell isn't all bad...
Last I wanna call out Pence and Scott. Holy Shit guys are you going to burn. Christy will be the guy put in charge of making sure your furnace is hot. Repent NOW and beg for forgiveness. God does not like his brand name abused. You'll see. If you humble yourself and do the right thing, you'll be forgiven.