N.Y. Mayor Bloomberg bans 2-liter sodas with pizza delivery

OK, everyone, I guess the obvious isn't so obvious, so I'm going to explain it to you.

Bloomberg is business friendly. That's right, business friendly. He has, in a single stroke, begun many small enterprises - bootlegging big bottles into the Big Apple.

Personally, I'm moving to NJ near the city limits and setting up a warehouse with only giant doses of cola, Mt. Dew, Sprite, etc. Goodbye poverty! That's, Mr. Bloomberg.

(By the way, is that his real name?)
 

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