Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 240 Million Undocumented Whites

[daws101]

Thats not the only place you retarded monkey.

Sure thing rastus...they set the woods on fire to invite another tribe over for some otter tail burgers.

false statement followed up by a racist slur....

 

[PredFan]

The Native American National Council (NANC) will offer amnesty to the estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States.

At a meeting on Friday in Taos, New Mexico, Native American leaders weighed a handful of proposals about the future of the United State’s large, illegal European population. After a long debate, NANC decided to extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal records or contagious diseases.

“We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,” explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. “To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.

“Any illegal European who has a criminal record of any sort, minus traffic and parking tickets, will be deported back to their native land. Anybody with contagious diseases like HIV, smallpox, herpes, etc, will not qualify and will also be deported.”

European colonization of North America began in the 16th and 17th centuries, when arrivals from France, Spain and England first established settlements on land that had been occupied by native people. Explorers Lewis & Clark further opened up western lands to settlement, which ultimately led to the creation of the Indian reservation system.

Despite the large number of Europeans residing in the United States, historical scholars mostly agree that indigenous lands were taken illegally through war, genocide and forced displacement.

Despite the council’s decision, a native group called True Americans lambasted the move, claiming amnesty will only serve to reward lawbreakers.

“They all need to be deported back to Europe,” John Dakota from True Americans said. “They came here illegally and took a giant crap on our land. They brought disease and alcoholism, stole everything we have because they were too lazy to improve and develop their own countries.”

Editorial - P2T2 Solutions

So are they deporting all of the now illegal blacks, Arabs, Mexicans, and Asians?

 

[BullKurtz]

"Given the amount of tetracycline there, they had to know what they were doing," said co-author George Armelagos, a biological anthropologist at Emory University in Atlanta.

Yeah they knew they were getting drunk on their asses and boiling missionaries in a big pot.

Even jungle bunnies might get the connection that an ingredient in their beer helped sooth a fever or heal a cut...but they didn't "invent" tetracycline anymore than you ever had consensual sex with a white woman.....a white man maybe.

 

[daws101]

the most telling thing about most of the responses is what they are using to base there idea of what an advanced culture consists of ...not one has mentioned education and learning as part of their definition ..
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Surely Elizabethan England during the Middle Ages was the heyday, the ultimate in superstitious beliefs! Centuries after we continue to be fascinated by the ideas of the time and the barbaric treatment of people who were deemed to be witches.

• • Sneezing without covering your mouth meant that the devil could enter your body - that's why people say Bless You when you crank out a sneeze
  • You always had to stir a pot clockwise, even a teapot if you wanted to avoid bad luck
  • Witches were very frightening. If a woman was accused of being a witch then she was bound and weighted and thrown into a river or lake. If the woman rose to the surface then it was proven she was infact a witch. If the woman sank, then the woman was innocent - too bad she was also dead!
  • Letting a cat cross your path on your journey was bad luck - extra bad if the cat was black
  • Leaving a door open was bad luck as it allowed bad spirits to come into the House

Superstitions:
old wives tales, folklore, bizarre beliefs,
taboos, omens, lucky & unlucky things

Superstitions A - L
ACORN

An acorn should be carried to bring luck and ensure a long life.
An acorn at the window will keep lightning out
AMBER

Amber beads, worn as a necklace, can protect against illness or cure colds.
AMBULANCE
Seeing an ambulance is very unlucky unless you pinch your nose or hold your breath until you see a black or a brown dog.
Touch your toes
Touch your nose
Never go in one of those
Until you see a dog.
APPLE
Think of five or six names of boys or girls you might marry, As you twist the stem of an apple, recite the names until the stem comes off. You will marry the person whose name you were saying when the stem fell off.


An apple a day
Keeps the doctor away.
If you cut an apple in half and count how many seeds are inside, you will also know how many children you will have.
BABY

To predict the sex of a baby: Suspend a wedding band held by a piece of thread over the palm of the pregnant girl. If the ring swings in an oval or circular motion the baby will be a girl. If the ring swings in a straight line the baby will be a boy.
BASEBALL BAT

Spit on a new bat before using it for the first time to make it lucky
BED

It's bad luck to put a hat on a bed.
If you make a bedspread, or a quilt, be sure to finish it or marriage will never come to you
Placing a bed facing north and south brings misfortune.
You must get out of bed on the same side that you get in or you will have bad luck.
When making the bed, don't interrupt your work, or you will spend a restless night in it.
BEE

If a bee enters your home, it's a sign that you will soon have a visitor. If you kill the bee, you will have bad luck, or the visitor will be unpleasant.
A swarm of bees settling on a roof is an omen that the house will burn down.
BELL

The sound of bells drives away demons because they're afraid of the loud noise.
When a bell rings, a new angel has received his wings.
BIRD

A bird in the house is a sign of a death.
If a robin flies into a room through a window, death will shortly follow.
Bridal & wedding superstitions
BRIDGE

If you say good-bye to a friend on a bridge, you will never see each other again.
BROOM

Do not lean a broom against a bed. The evil spirits in the broom will cast a spell on the bed.
If you sweep trash out the door after dark, it will bring a stranger to visit.
If someone is sweeping the floor and sweeps over your feet, you'll never get married.
Never take a broom along when you move. Throw it out and buy a new one.
To prevent an unwelcome guest from returning, sweep out the room they stayed in immediately after they leave.
BUTTERFLY

If the first butterfly you see in the year is white, you will have good luck all year.
Three butterflies together mean good luck.
CANDLE

If a candle lighted as part of a ceremony blows out, it is a sign that evil spirits are nearby.
CALF
If the first calf born during the winter is white, the winter will be a bad one.
CAT

If a black cat walks towards you, it brings good fortune, but if it walks away, it takes the good luck with it.
Keep cats away from babies because they "suck the breath" of the child.
A cat onboard a ship is considered to bring luck.
CHEEKS

If your cheeks suddenly feel on fire, someone is talking about you.
CHILL

If you get a chill up your back or goosebumps, it means that someone is walking over your grave.
CHIMNEY SWEEP

It's very lucky to meet a chimney sweep by chance. Make a wish when sighting one, and the wish will come true.
CIGARETTES

It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same match.
CIRCLE

Evil spirits can't harm you when you stand inside a circle.
CLOCK

If a clock which has not been working suddenly chimes, there will be a death in the family.
CLOVER

It's good luck to find a four-leaf clover.
Clover protects human beings and animals from the spell of magicians and the wiles of fairies, and brings good luck to those who keep it in

I mention this to provide context to the so called advanced European cultures...

 

[BullKurtz]

Sure thing rastus...they set the woods on fire to invite another tribe over for some otter tail burgers.

false statement followed up by a racist slur....

Maybe "racist" if Asslips was a spook....he ain't.

 

[daws101]

The Native American National Council (NANC) will offer amnesty to the estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States.

At a meeting on Friday in Taos, New Mexico, Native American leaders weighed a handful of proposals about the future of the United State’s large, illegal European population. After a long debate, NANC decided to extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal records or contagious diseases.

“We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,” explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. “To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.

“Any illegal European who has a criminal record of any sort, minus traffic and parking tickets, will be deported back to their native land. Anybody with contagious diseases like HIV, smallpox, herpes, etc, will not qualify and will also be deported.”

European colonization of North America began in the 16th and 17th centuries, when arrivals from France, Spain and England first established settlements on land that had been occupied by native people. Explorers Lewis & Clark further opened up western lands to settlement, which ultimately led to the creation of the Indian reservation system.

Despite the large number of Europeans residing in the United States, historical scholars mostly agree that indigenous lands were taken illegally through war, genocide and forced displacement.

Despite the council’s decision, a native group called True Americans lambasted the move, claiming amnesty will only serve to reward lawbreakers.

“They all need to be deported back to Europe,” John Dakota from True Americans said. “They came here illegally and took a giant crap on our land. They brought disease and alcoholism, stole everything we have because they were too lazy to improve and develop their own countries.”

Editorial - P2T2 Solutions

So are they deporting all of the now illegal blacks, Arabs, Mexicans, and Asians?

no they need those people to do all the work whites thought they were to good to do!

 

[Asclepias]

"Given the amount of tetracycline there, they had to know what they were doing," said co-author George Armelagos, a biological anthropologist at Emory University in Atlanta.

Yeah they knew they were getting drunk on their asses and boiling missionaries in a big pot.

Even jungle bunnies might get the connection that an ingredient in their beer helped sooth a fever or heal a cut...but they didn't "invent" tetracycline anymore than you ever had consensual sex with a white woman.....a white man maybe.

There were no missionaries back then. Why are you monkeys always out to prove you are idiots.

 

[daws101]

Sure thing rastus...they set the woods on fire to invite another tribe over for some otter tail burgers.

false statement followed up by a racist slur....

Maybe "racist" if Asslips was a spook....he ain't.

doesn't matter if he's green,a racist slur is still a racist slur.
just proves your ignorance to use it out of context...

 

[Asclepias]

The Native American National Council (NANC) will offer amnesty to the estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States.

At a meeting on Friday in Taos, New Mexico, Native American leaders weighed a handful of proposals about the future of the United State’s large, illegal European population. After a long debate, NANC decided to extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal records or contagious diseases.

“We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,” explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. “To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.

“Any illegal European who has a criminal record of any sort, minus traffic and parking tickets, will be deported back to their native land. Anybody with contagious diseases like HIV, smallpox, herpes, etc, will not qualify and will also be deported.”

European colonization of North America began in the 16th and 17th centuries, when arrivals from France, Spain and England first established settlements on land that had been occupied by native people. Explorers Lewis & Clark further opened up western lands to settlement, which ultimately led to the creation of the Indian reservation system.

Despite the large number of Europeans residing in the United States, historical scholars mostly agree that indigenous lands were taken illegally through war, genocide and forced displacement.

Despite the council’s decision, a native group called True Americans lambasted the move, claiming amnesty will only serve to reward lawbreakers.

“They all need to be deported back to Europe,” John Dakota from True Americans said. “They came here illegally and took a giant crap on our land. They brought disease and alcoholism, stole everything we have because they were too lazy to improve and develop their own countries.”

Editorial - P2T2 Solutions

So are they deporting all of the now illegal blacks, Arabs, Mexicans, and Asians?

Only whites. Especially the furry kind.

 

[daws101]

"Given the amount of tetracycline there, they had to know what they were doing," said co-author George Armelagos, a biological anthropologist at Emory University in Atlanta.

Yeah they knew they were getting drunk on their asses and boiling missionaries in a big pot.

Even jungle bunnies might get the connection that an ingredient in their beer helped sooth a fever or heal a cut...but they didn't "invent" tetracycline anymore than you ever had consensual sex with a white woman.....a white man maybe.

There were no missionaries back then. Why are you monkeys always out to prove you are idiots.

true!

 

[daws101]

The Native American National Council (NANC) will offer amnesty to the estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States.

At a meeting on Friday in Taos, New Mexico, Native American leaders weighed a handful of proposals about the future of the United State’s large, illegal European population. After a long debate, NANC decided to extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal records or contagious diseases.

“We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,” explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. “To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.

“Any illegal European who has a criminal record of any sort, minus traffic and parking tickets, will be deported back to their native land. Anybody with contagious diseases like HIV, smallpox, herpes, etc, will not qualify and will also be deported.”

European colonization of North America began in the 16th and 17th centuries, when arrivals from France, Spain and England first established settlements on land that had been occupied by native people. Explorers Lewis & Clark further opened up western lands to settlement, which ultimately led to the creation of the Indian reservation system.

Despite the large number of Europeans residing in the United States, historical scholars mostly agree that indigenous lands were taken illegally through war, genocide and forced displacement.

Despite the council’s decision, a native group called True Americans lambasted the move, claiming amnesty will only serve to reward lawbreakers.

“They all need to be deported back to Europe,” John Dakota from True Americans said. “They came here illegally and took a giant crap on our land. They brought disease and alcoholism, stole everything we have because they were too lazy to improve and develop their own countries.”

Editorial - P2T2 Solutions

So are they deporting all of the now illegal blacks, Arabs, Mexicans, and Asians?

Only whites. Especially the furry kind.

easy now I'm furry ....

 

[MaryL]

Natives don't just "give amnesty" to non natives. I am a native. Mexicans are native , Muslims nationals that want sharia law and want to chop off heads and stone people to death are natives. Everybody is a native, how can you tell up from down from right and wrong from who's a NATIVE anymore?

 

[Asclepias]

The Native American National Council (NANC) will offer amnesty to the estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States.

At a meeting on Friday in Taos, New Mexico, Native American leaders weighed a handful of proposals about the future of the United State’s large, illegal European population. After a long debate, NANC decided to extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal records or contagious diseases.

“We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,” explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. “To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.

“Any illegal European who has a criminal record of any sort, minus traffic and parking tickets, will be deported back to their native land. Anybody with contagious diseases like HIV, smallpox, herpes, etc, will not qualify and will also be deported.”

European colonization of North America began in the 16th and 17th centuries, when arrivals from France, Spain and England first established settlements on land that had been occupied by native people. Explorers Lewis & Clark further opened up western lands to settlement, which ultimately led to the creation of the Indian reservation system.

Despite the large number of Europeans residing in the United States, historical scholars mostly agree that indigenous lands were taken illegally through war, genocide and forced displacement.

Despite the council’s decision, a native group called True Americans lambasted the move, claiming amnesty will only serve to reward lawbreakers.

“They all need to be deported back to Europe,” John Dakota from True Americans said. “They came here illegally and took a giant crap on our land. They brought disease and alcoholism, stole everything we have because they were too lazy to improve and develop their own countries.”

Editorial - P2T2 Solutions

So are they deporting all of the now illegal blacks, Arabs, Mexicans, and Asians?

Only whites. Especially the furry kind.

easy now I'm furry ....

Your Neanderthal gene count is a little lower.

 

[daws101]

They used math, but if they stole the knowledge you already had, why didn't you already have the inventions ?
If Africans already had this head start of knowledge, then they sure did a pathetic job of putting that knowledge into actual production of anything worthwhile in the modern world.

Who said they stole it? Africans willingly taught it to them. What makes you think that inventing the airplane was something they were focused on?

It was just an example of modern inventions, modern technology.
The point is, if they truly already had the basic building blocks for the worlds modern technology, then why didn't they get around to being the first to utilize the information by achieving the finished products ?
The truth of the matter is they evolved to a point technologically, but were surpassed by the Europeans who advanced faster.
They did have the luxury of being the cradle of humanity, which obviously meant the natives would always enjoy the head start, but their continent was so fucked, it only allowed so much advancement. Once migration off of the continent occurred, the result was the inhabitants of the new territories had the luxury of being able to spend some of their time thinking beyond simply surviving, thus technology sprang forth.
This led to generations of better nourished humans, thus which caused a superior ( ohhhh nooooo's he said the "S word" !!!!! ) being to rise up able to dominate other inhabitants elsewhere.

That modern technology was not developed in a vacuum. It was developed from building on what proceeded it.

They did get around to building finished products. Architecture for example. The pyramids are still standing. Modern day engineers still cant do what they did with the tools they claimed they used.

Medicine is another area. The Nubians were using tetracycline to ward of illness. Just because you are ignorant of things is no excuse for not finding out.

The pyramids are the only thing that can be pointed to. Once you get beyond that there's nothing. All modern inventions the world uses today came from the Europeans, you can try and wish it away, but nothing will change that.

And the Chinese, but they reached a point of stagnation around the middle ages.

false: Chinese Inventions
1. The horse collar
2. The wheelbarrow
3. The moldboard plow
4. Paper money
5. Cast iron
6. The helicopter rotor and the propeller
7. The decimal system
8. The seismograph
9. Matches
10. Circulation of the blood
11. Paper
12. Brandy and Whiskey
13. The Kite
14. The rocket and multi-staged rockets

Answers
1. The Horse Collar: China. Third Century BCE. About the fourth century BC the Chinese devised a harness with a breast strap known as the trace harness, modified approximately one hundred later into the collar harness. Unlike the throat-and-girth harness used in the West, which choked a horse and reduced its efficiency (it took two horses to haul a half a ton), the collar harness allowed a single horse to haul a ton and a half. The trace harness arrived in Europe in the sixth century and made its way across Europe by the eighth century.

2. The Wheelbarrow: China, First Century BCE. Wheelbarrows did not exist in Europe before the eleventh or twelfth century (the earliest known Western depiction is in a window at Chartres Cathedral, dated around 1220 CE). Descriptions of the wheelbarrow in China refer to first century BCE, and the oldest surviving picture, a frieze relief from a tomb-shrine in Szechuan province, dates from about 118 CE.

3. The Moldboard Plow: China, Third Centrury BCE. Called kuan, these ploughshares were made of malleable cast iron. They had an advanced design, with a central ridge ending in a sharp point to cut the soil and wings which sloped gently up towards the center to throw the soil off the plow and reduce friction. When brought to Holland in the 17th Century, these plows began the Agricultural Revolution.

4. Paper Money: China, Ninth Century CE. Its original name was 'flying money' because it was so light it could blow out of one's hand. As 'exchange certificates' used by merchants, paper money was quickly adopted by the government for forwarding tax payments. Real paper money, used as a medium of exchange and backed by deposited cash (a Chinese term for metal coins), apparently came into use in the tenth century. The first Western money was issued in Sweden in 1661. America followed in 1690, France in 1720, England in 1797, and Germany not until 1806.

5. Cast Iron: China, Forth Century BCE. By having good refractory clays for the construction of blast furnace walls, and the discovery of how to reduce the temperature at which iron melts by using phosphorus, the Chinese were able cast iron into ornamental and functional shapes. Coal, used as a fuel, was placed around elongated crucibles containing iron ore. This expertise allowed the production of pots and pans with thin walls. With the development of annealing in the third century, ploughshares, longer swords, and even buildings were eventually made of iron. In the West, blast furnaces are known to have existed in Scandinavia by the late eighth century CE, but cast iron was not widely available in Europe before 1380.

6. The Helicopter Rotor and the Propeller: China, Forth Century CE. By fourth century CE a common toy in China was the helicopter top, called the 'bamboo dragonfly'. The top was an axis with a cord wound round it, and with blades sticking out from the axis and set at an angle. One pulled the cord, and the top went climbing in the air. Sir George Cayley, the father of modern aeronautics, studied the Chinese helicopter top in 1809. The helicopter top in China led to nothing but amusement and pleasure, but fourteen hundred years later it was to be one of the key elements in the birth of modern aeronautics in the West.

7. The Decimal System: China, Fourteenth Century BCE. An example of how the Chinese used the decimal system may be seen in an inscription from the thirteenth century BC, in which '547 days' is written 'Five hundred plus four decades plus seven of days'. The Chinese wrote with characters instead of an alphabet. When writing with a Western alphabet of more than nine letters, there is a temptation to go on with words like eleven. With Chinese characters, ten is ten-blank and eleven is ten-one (zero was left as a blank space: 405 is 'four blank five'), This was much easier than inventing a new character for each number (imagine having to memorize an enormous number of characters just to read the date!). Having a decimal system from the beginning was a big advantage in making mathematical advances. The first evidence of decimals in Europe is in a Spanish manuscript of 976 CE.

8. The Seismograph: China, Second Century CE. China has always been plagued with earthquakes and the government wanted to know where the economy would be interrupted. A seismograph was developed by the brilliant scientist, mathematician, and inventor Chang Heng (whose works also show he envisaged the earth as a sphere with nine continents and introduced the crisscrossing grid of latitude and longitude). His invention was noted in court records of the later Han Dynasty in 132 CE (the fascinating description is too long to reproduce here. It can be found on pgs. 162-166 of Temple's book). Modern seismographs only began development in 1848.

9. Matches: China, Sixth Century CE. The first version of the match was invented in 577 CE by impoverished court ladies during a military siege. Hard pressed for tinder during the siege, they could otherwise not start fires for cooking, heating, etc. The matches consisted of little sticks of pinewood impregnated with sulfur. There is no evidence of matches in Europe before 1530.

10. Circulation of the Blood: China, Second Century BCE. Most people believe blood circulation was discovered by William Harvey in 1628, but there are other recorded notations dating back to the writings of an Arab of Damascus, al-Nafis (died 1288). However, circulation appears discussed in full and complex form in The Yellow Emperor's Manual of Corporeal Medicine in China by the second century BC.

11. Paper: China, Second Century BCE. Papyrus, the inner bark of the papyrus plant, is not true paper. Paper is a sheet of sediment which results from the settling of a layer of disintegrated fibers from a watery solution onto a flat mold. Once the water is drained away, the deposited layer is removed and dried. The oldest surviving piece of paper in the world is made of hemp fibers, discovered in 1957 in a tomb near Xian, China, and dates from between the years 140 and 87 BCE. The oldest paper with writing on it, also from China, is dated to 110 CE and contains about two dozen characters. Paper reached India in the seventh century and West Asia in the eighth. The Arabs sold paper to Europeans until manufacture in the West in the twelfth century.

12. Brandy and Whiskey: China, Seventh Century CE. The tribal people of Central Asia discovered 'frozen-out wine' in their frigid climate in the third century CE. In wine that had frozen was a remaining liquid (pure alcohol). Freezing became a test for alcohol content. Distilled wine was known in China by the seventh century. The distillation of alcohol in the West was discovered in Italy in the twelfth century.

13. The Kite: China, Fifth/Fourth Century BCE. Two kitemakers, Kungshu P'an who made kites shaped like birds which could fly for up to three days, and Mo Ti (who is said to have spent three years building a special kite) were famous in Chinese traditional stories from as early as the fifth century BCE. Kites were used in wartime as early as 1232 when kites with messages were flown over Mongol lines by the Chinese. The strings were cut and the kites landed among the Chinese prisoners, inciting them to revolt and escape. Kites fitted with hooks and bait were used for fishing, and kites were fitted with strings and whistles to make musical sounds while flying. The kite was first mentioned in Europe in a popular book of marvels and tricks in 1589.

14. The rocket and multistaged rockets: China, Eleventh and Twelfth CE Centuries . Around 1150 it crossed someone's mind to attach a comet-like fireworks to a four foot bamboo stick with an arrowhead and a balancing weight behind the feathers. To make the rockets multi-staged, a secondary set of rockets was attached to the shaft, their fuses lighted as the first rockets burned out. Rockets are first mentioned in the West in connection with a battle in Italy in 1380, arriving in the wake of Marco Polo.

Not all Chinese scientific and technological achievements lie in the remote past. Contemporary scientists include Chen Ning Yang and Tsung Dao Lee (Nobel Physics Prize, 1957), and Choh Hao Li (biochemist, world's foremost authority on the pituitary gland). Chinese physicists developed a nuclear reactor is 1958, an atomic bomb in 1964, a missile to deliver it in 1966, and put a satellite into orbit in 1970.


Chinese Inventions Asia Society

 

[daws101]

The Native American National Council (NANC) will offer amnesty to the estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States.

At a meeting on Friday in Taos, New Mexico, Native American leaders weighed a handful of proposals about the future of the United State’s large, illegal European population. After a long debate, NANC decided to extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal records or contagious diseases.

“We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,” explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. “To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.

“Any illegal European who has a criminal record of any sort, minus traffic and parking tickets, will be deported back to their native land. Anybody with contagious diseases like HIV, smallpox, herpes, etc, will not qualify and will also be deported.”

European colonization of North America began in the 16th and 17th centuries, when arrivals from France, Spain and England first established settlements on land that had been occupied by native people. Explorers Lewis & Clark further opened up western lands to settlement, which ultimately led to the creation of the Indian reservation system.

Despite the large number of Europeans residing in the United States, historical scholars mostly agree that indigenous lands were taken illegally through war, genocide and forced displacement.

Despite the council’s decision, a native group called True Americans lambasted the move, claiming amnesty will only serve to reward lawbreakers.

“They all need to be deported back to Europe,” John Dakota from True Americans said. “They came here illegally and took a giant crap on our land. They brought disease and alcoholism, stole everything we have because they were too lazy to improve and develop their own countries.”

Editorial - P2T2 Solutions

So are they deporting all of the now illegal blacks, Arabs, Mexicans, and Asians?

Only whites. Especially the furry kind.

easy now I'm furry ....

Your Neanderthal gene count is a little lower.

I was the first person in my family not to knuckle walk..!

 

[BullKurtz]

I was the first person in my family not to knuckle walk..!

You don't need your knuckles when you still have a tail.

 

[Asclepias]

I was the first person in my family not to knuckle walk..!

You don't need your knuckles when you still have a tail.

Where did you get that cool likeness of yourself chimpy?

 

[MaryL]

Knuckle dragging racist come in all colors. I don't believe anyone can moot a law at their mere whimsy and accept whatever else and pretend to be self righteous about it.

 

[BullKurtz]

There were no missionaries back then. Why are you monkeys always out to prove you are idiots.

There were Christian missionaries 600 years before there was a nubian language you ignorant turd....."hun gawa joo joo bwana" translated means "do you want fries with your Lutheran, kwamie?"

 

[daws101]

I was the first person in my family not to knuckle walk..!

You don't need your knuckles when you still have a tail.

more shining ignorance!