Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 240 Million Undocumented Whites

The Native American National Council (NANC) will offer amnesty to the estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States.


Sorry, we aren’t illegal. We followed the immigration laws that were in place at the time
there were none for Europeans from the moment Columbus didn't discover America in the 15th century till the 18th century
400 years of no immigration laws...
nice rationalizing

Pull the stick out, Poindexter
more nice rationalizing

You are using that word again.
 
Logical reasoning determines it. If you use a modern concept as a comparison, you have to use the whole concept, not just pick and choose the parts that allow you to make your snarky little point.
the concept does not apply to NA culture.
it only applies to western culture at the whim of the governments

Then they can't claim that all of us are undocumented, which is a western concept.

You can't pick and choose.
of course they can... just because it doesn't fit your rules has no effect on reality..

No, they can't. Reality does not bend itself to idiotic concepts "because"
Yeah they can. White boy rules have no credibility except in white civilizations.

You still lost the argument.
 
No you dont. Who died and made you the person that determines what we have to apply?

Logical reasoning determines it. If you use a modern concept as a comparison, you have to use the whole concept, not just pick and choose the parts that allow you to make your snarky little point.
the concept does not apply to NA culture.
it only applies to western culture at the whim of the governments

Then they can't claim that all of us are undocumented, which is a western concept.

You can't pick and choose.
of course they can... just because it doesn't fit your rules has no effect on reality..

No, they can't. Reality does not bend itself to idiotic concepts "because"
really? reality is fluid
 
You are talking about undocumented immigration, which can't happen when documents are not even in existence.

If you are talking about conquest, then all parties were involved in that, European vs Natives, Natives vs. Natives, and Europeans vs. Europeans.

Even in Satire the OP pieces has no grounding in reality.
Yes it can. Who told you undocumented immigration needed a document to be in existence? This is not "white guy rules". This is NA rules.

There were no NA rules. Besides if you want to compare the past situation to the modern, you have to go all in. You can't pick and choose.

Again, the comparison fails on its face.
There were NA rules. Just because whites felt they didnt have to observe them didnt make them disappear.

Evidence? Oh wait, no written language. So no actual documentation, so no way of being undocumented.
oh nice try ... but false something does not have to written down to be documented like lot's of cultures (even white ones) had people who's main purpose was to remember and recite laws, customs etc...
so again stfu..

Now you are just getting sad. Your trite little point has been countered, and all you can do is flail like the petulant child you are.
 
the concept does not apply to NA culture.
it only applies to western culture at the whim of the governments

Then they can't claim that all of us are undocumented, which is a western concept.

You can't pick and choose.
of course they can... just because it doesn't fit your rules has no effect on reality..

No, they can't. Reality does not bend itself to idiotic concepts "because"
Yeah they can. White boy rules have no credibility except in white civilizations.

You still lost the argument.
I wasnt arguing. I was correcting you.
 
Logical reasoning determines it. If you use a modern concept as a comparison, you have to use the whole concept, not just pick and choose the parts that allow you to make your snarky little point.
the concept does not apply to NA culture.
it only applies to western culture at the whim of the governments

Then they can't claim that all of us are undocumented, which is a western concept.

You can't pick and choose.
of course they can... just because it doesn't fit your rules has no effect on reality..

No, they can't. Reality does not bend itself to idiotic concepts "because"
really? reality is fluid

No it isn't.
 
Then they can't claim that all of us are undocumented, which is a western concept.

You can't pick and choose.
of course they can... just because it doesn't fit your rules has no effect on reality..

No, they can't. Reality does not bend itself to idiotic concepts "because"
Yeah they can. White boy rules have no credibility except in white civilizations.

You still lost the argument.
I wasnt arguing. I was correcting you.

You can't correct when you are wrong, and you are wrong, on a great many things, including this.
 
No you dont. Who died and made you the person that determines what we have to apply?

Logical reasoning determines it. If you use a modern concept as a comparison, you have to use the whole concept, not just pick and choose the parts that allow you to make your snarky little point.
White boy reasoning doesnt = logical. You dont set the rules of how it goes down. The NA's would decide that. If their rules were you had to hop on 1 leg while applying mascara to be a documented immigrant that would be the logical course of action.

Find some evidence of that. Good luck, considering they didn't have a written language at the time.
bullshit! some tribes did. doesn't matter as most Europeans were illiterate.
nice try///

Which tribes had a written established language? Really only the Mayans and some other meso-american cultures had even a rudimentary written script, and those cultures had issues with the Spanish, not our ancestors.

And even with them, show me some proof of laws against immigration.
no need.. you lost before you started....
 
Logical reasoning determines it. If you use a modern concept as a comparison, you have to use the whole concept, not just pick and choose the parts that allow you to make your snarky little point.
White boy reasoning doesnt = logical. You dont set the rules of how it goes down. The NA's would decide that. If their rules were you had to hop on 1 leg while applying mascara to be a documented immigrant that would be the logical course of action.

Find some evidence of that. Good luck, considering they didn't have a written language at the time.
bullshit! some tribes did. doesn't matter as most Europeans were illiterate.
nice try///

Which tribes had a written established language? Really only the Mayans and some other meso-american cultures had even a rudimentary written script, and those cultures had issues with the Spanish, not our ancestors.

And even with them, show me some proof of laws against immigration.
no need.. you lost before you started....

Nope.
 
The Native American National Council (NANC) will offer amnesty to the estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States.

At a meeting on Friday in Taos, New Mexico, Native American leaders weighed a handful of proposals about the future of the United State’s large, illegal European population. After a long debate, NANC decided to extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal records or contagious diseases.

“We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,” explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. “To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.

“Any illegal European who has a criminal record of any sort, minus traffic and parking tickets, will be deported back to their native land. Anybody with contagious diseases like HIV, smallpox, herpes, etc, will not qualify and will also be deported.”

European colonization of North America began in the 16th and 17th centuries, when arrivals from France, Spain and England first established settlements on land that had been occupied by native people. Explorers Lewis & Clark further opened up western lands to settlement, which ultimately led to the creation of the Indian reservation system.

Despite the large number of Europeans residing in the United States, historical scholars mostly agree that indigenous lands were taken illegally through war, genocide and forced displacement.

Despite the council’s decision, a native group called True Americans lambasted the move, claiming amnesty will only serve to reward lawbreakers.

“They all need to be deported back to Europe,” John Dakota from True Americans said. “They came here illegally and took a giant crap on our land. They brought disease and alcoholism, stole everything we have because they were too lazy to improve and develop their own countries.”

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:rofl:

Priceless



LOL!


Priceless. Love it.
 
California could survive alone. Its one of the worlds largest economies and home of Silicon Valley.

Until the rest of the US shuts off their water.
Knock yourself out and see how fast you starve. We have the Sierra Nevada for water.

SoCal has water rights only because of negotiated "treaties" to that effect. If they leave those rights can go "poof"

The Colorado River is the source of 4,400,000 acre feet (5.4 km3) per year for California.[30] Six other states along the river’s watershed (Wyoming, Nevada, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico, and Arizona) and Mexico, share allocated portions of river water. The Metropolitan Water District of Southern California, or MWD, holds priority water rights on the Colorado. It sells water to 95 percent of the South Coast region. Lake Mead, formed by Hoover Dam, is the primary reservoir in the Colorado River basin. The Colorado River Aqueduct begins 155 miles (249 km) downstream from Hoover Dam, and can carry 1,200,000 acre feet (1.5 km3) annually.

Water in California - Wikipedia the free encyclopedia
Northern California can supply Southern California with water like we did previously. We could also just move the population up north. I guess "I won" right?

Please go into the details required to move Los Angeles.
Please stop your deflections. They are amateurish at best..
 
The Native American National Council (NANC) will offer amnesty to the estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States.


Sorry, we aren’t illegal. We followed the immigration laws that were in place at the time
there were none for Europeans from the moment Columbus didn't discover America in the 15th century till the 18th century
400 years of no immigration laws...
nice rationalizing

Pull the stick out, Poindexter
more nice rationalizing

You are using that word again.
yep! if for no other reason than to set you thrashing again..
 
Until the rest of the US shuts off their water.
Knock yourself out and see how fast you starve. We have the Sierra Nevada for water.

SoCal has water rights only because of negotiated "treaties" to that effect. If they leave those rights can go "poof"

The Colorado River is the source of 4,400,000 acre feet (5.4 km3) per year for California.[30] Six other states along the river’s watershed (Wyoming, Nevada, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico, and Arizona) and Mexico, share allocated portions of river water. The Metropolitan Water District of Southern California, or MWD, holds priority water rights on the Colorado. It sells water to 95 percent of the South Coast region. Lake Mead, formed by Hoover Dam, is the primary reservoir in the Colorado River basin. The Colorado River Aqueduct begins 155 miles (249 km) downstream from Hoover Dam, and can carry 1,200,000 acre feet (1.5 km3) annually.

Water in California - Wikipedia the free encyclopedia
Northern California can supply Southern California with water like we did previously. We could also just move the population up north. I guess "I won" right?

Please go into the details required to move Los Angeles.
Please stop your deflections. They are amateurish at best..

Lol, you have no answer that to that one, hack.
 
They must have been drunk. A stone age culture was conquered by a technologically superior civilization. There was no nation so it's impossible to be here illegally. Europeans did what many indians and others did all through man's history, they killed people and took their shit. You want to cry in your whiskey go ahead but it doesn't change anything.

They should have spent their time productively instead of bellyaching about things they didn't experience, had no part of and can do nothing about.
Do you then support Israel's claim to Israel since they conquered the Palestinians?
Sure, and they weren't Palestinians. No country of Palestine has existed and most there now moved from Jordan. Do you support Texas staying part of the US?
bahahaha! Texas would last about five min as an independent nation....

14th largest economy in the world.
 
The Native American National Council (NANC) will offer amnesty to the estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States.


Sorry, we aren’t illegal. We followed the immigration laws that were in place at the time
there were none for Europeans from the moment Columbus didn't discover America in the 15th century till the 18th century
400 years of no immigration laws...
nice rationalizing

Pull the stick out, Poindexter
more nice rationalizing

The second was mocking. As for the first, how can you be illegal when you broke no law?
 
Sorry, we aren’t illegal. We followed the immigration laws that were in place at the time
there were none for Europeans from the moment Columbus didn't discover America in the 15th century till the 18th century
400 years of no immigration laws...
nice rationalizing

Pull the stick out, Poindexter
more nice rationalizing

You are using that word again.
yep! if for no other reason than to set you thrashing again..

No thrashing here, just spearing your idiotic "arguments"
 
Yes it can. Who told you undocumented immigration needed a document to be in existence? This is not "white guy rules". This is NA rules.

There were no NA rules. Besides if you want to compare the past situation to the modern, you have to go all in. You can't pick and choose.

Again, the comparison fails on its face.
There were NA rules. Just because whites felt they didnt have to observe them didnt make them disappear.

Evidence? Oh wait, no written language. So no actual documentation, so no way of being undocumented.
oh nice try ... but false something does not have to written down to be documented like lot's of cultures (even white ones) had people who's main purpose was to remember and recite laws, customs etc...
so again stfu..

Now you are just getting sad. Your trite little point has been countered, and all you can do is flail like the petulant child you are.
it's obvious who's flailing and it ain't me..
 
the concept does not apply to NA culture.
it only applies to western culture at the whim of the governments

Then they can't claim that all of us are undocumented, which is a western concept.

You can't pick and choose.
of course they can... just because it doesn't fit your rules has no effect on reality..

No, they can't. Reality does not bend itself to idiotic concepts "because"
really? reality is fluid

No it isn't.
yes it is .......
 
There were no NA rules. Besides if you want to compare the past situation to the modern, you have to go all in. You can't pick and choose.

Again, the comparison fails on its face.
There were NA rules. Just because whites felt they didnt have to observe them didnt make them disappear.

Evidence? Oh wait, no written language. So no actual documentation, so no way of being undocumented.
oh nice try ... but false something does not have to written down to be documented like lot's of cultures (even white ones) had people who's main purpose was to remember and recite laws, customs etc...
so again stfu..

Now you are just getting sad. Your trite little point has been countered, and all you can do is flail like the petulant child you are.
it's obvious who's flailing and it ain't me..

Lol, and we can now add delusional to the list.
 
Then they can't claim that all of us are undocumented, which is a western concept.

You can't pick and choose.
of course they can... just because it doesn't fit your rules has no effect on reality..

No, they can't. Reality does not bend itself to idiotic concepts "because"
really? reality is fluid

No it isn't.
yes it is .......

No it isn't. Try an experiment. Drop a ball and really really hope for gravity to not work "just because"
 

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