Obama signs order banning nativity scenes. Why no press coverage?

[SwimExpert]

What? How about Zombie Nativity scenes?

That's just plain demented. Why would you say such a thing? Are you trying to declare war on Christmas? Are you some kind of freak praying for the zombie apocalypse? What are you, some kind of smelling salts junkie?

I want to show off my new Frankenbabie I've been piecing together all year from those spare parts PP's been selling

Ah, so that's what's been going on. Planned Parenthood is selling baby parts in a liberal plot to jump start the zombie apocalypse. It all makes sense now.