Pain Like No Other

Paula Dean would say to rub some butter on it. Butter makes everything better. :lol:
Now you see why she is a big gal.....

I likes big gals.
Fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round

If you're into cellulite, I suppose. :)
I have a rule, they can't weigh more than I, although with the larger ones I could get to wear their jeans....

Their butts can't weigh more than you? :lol:
 
Now you see why she is a big gal.....

I likes big gals.
Fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round

If you're into cellulite, I suppose. :)
I have a rule, they can't weigh more than I, although with the larger ones I could get to wear their jeans....

Their butts can't weigh more than you? :lol:
Sure, I have a wheel barrow...
 
I likes big gals.
Fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round

If you're into cellulite, I suppose. :)
I have a rule, they can't weigh more than I, although with the larger ones I could get to wear their jeans....

Their butts can't weigh more than you? :lol:
Sure, I have a wheel barrow...

Just don't tip over! You could get crushed to death. Lol.
 
Everything is better in Paris. We celebrated all our big anniversaries there and honestly nothing is better than that.
Fuck Paris, NYC of Europe. I like Limoges and the smaller towns in the french country side better
I like them too but really there is not a city better than Paris, IMO.
You know those French have a different word for everything..........
 
Regretfully, I injured my left hand on site this afternoon. I was standing at the foot of the temporary stairs the scaffolders had built with my left hand on a pallet of plyboard while I held court over the bricklayers. As we were chatting, a thus-far unidentified scaffolder nudged a swivel clamp over the toeboard and it fell two stories and landed on the back of my left hand (these things are made of solid steel). The pain was unimaginable and I expressed my extreme discomfort by bellowing all manner of expletives across the site. Honestly, it's a miracle that no bones were broken and if I was alone when it happened I probably would've cried. I used to think that bashing your thumb with a claw hammer was bad enough, but having that bastard thing land on my left hand in sub-zero temperatures was life changing.

Just thought you should all know.
Dammit!.......I thought it said "Palin like no other"

And it's not a Sarah Palin thread.......sigh......

I LOVE Sarah Palin threads
 
Everything is better in Paris. We celebrated all our big anniversaries there and honestly nothing is better than that.
Fuck Paris, NYC of Europe. I like Limoges and the smaller towns in the french country side better
I like them too but really there is not a city better than Paris, IMO.
London, Copenhagen and of course AMSTERDAM
Amsterdam, a playground for the degenerate like myself........
 
Regretfully, I injured my left hand on site this afternoon. I was standing at the foot of the temporary stairs the scaffolders had built with my left hand on a pallet of plyboard while I held court over the bricklayers. As we were chatting, a thus-far unidentified scaffolder nudged a swivel clamp over the toeboard and it fell two stories and landed on the back of my left hand (these things are made of solid steel). The pain was unimaginable and I expressed my extreme discomfort by bellowing all manner of expletives across the site. Honestly, it's a miracle that no bones were broken and if I was alone when it happened I probably would've cried. I used to think that bashing your thumb with a claw hammer was bad enough, but having that bastard thing land on my left hand in sub-zero temperatures was life changing.

Just thought you should all know.
Dammit!.......I thought it said "Palin like no other"

And it's not a Sarah Palin thread.......sigh......

I LOVE Sarah Palin threads
This is the biggest reason Libturds hate Palin,

polls_sarah_palin_hot_5604_937350_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg
 
Everything is better in Paris. We celebrated all our big anniversaries there and honestly nothing is better than that.
Fuck Paris, NYC of Europe. I like Limoges and the smaller towns in the french country side better
I like them too but really there is not a city better than Paris, IMO.
London, Copenhagen and of course AMSTERDAM
Amsterdam, a playground for the degenerate like myself........
I was n Amsterdam in the 70's, 80's and just las t year
 
Regretfully, I injured my left hand on site this afternoon. I was standing at the foot of the temporary stairs the scaffolders had built with my left hand on a pallet of plyboard while I held court over the bricklayers. As we were chatting, a thus-far unidentified scaffolder nudged a swivel clamp over the toeboard and it fell two stories and landed on the back of my left hand (these things are made of solid steel). The pain was unimaginable and I expressed my extreme discomfort by bellowing all manner of expletives across the site. Honestly, it's a miracle that no bones were broken and if I was alone when it happened I probably would've cried. I used to think that bashing your thumb with a claw hammer was bad enough, but having that bastard thing land on my left hand in sub-zero temperatures was life changing.

Just thought you should all know.
Dammit!.......I thought it said "Palin like no other"

And it's not a Sarah Palin thread.......sigh......

I LOVE Sarah Palin threads
He meant to type paladin, but with only one hand, he has to type while pickin' his nose..
 
Everything is better in Paris. We celebrated all our big anniversaries there and honestly nothing is better than that.
Fuck Paris, NYC of Europe. I like Limoges and the smaller towns in the french country side better
I like them too but really there is not a city better than Paris, IMO.
London, Copenhagen and of course AMSTERDAM
London is owned by Muslims but it still has its it charms. Have not been to those other cities.
 
Everything is better in Paris. We celebrated all our big anniversaries there and honestly nothing is better than that.
Fuck Paris, NYC of Europe. I like Limoges and the smaller towns in the french country side better
I like them too but really there is not a city better than Paris, IMO.
London, Copenhagen and of course AMSTERDAM
London is owned by Muslims but it still has its it charms. Have not been to those other cities.
You would love them if you love Paris
 
I think the worst pain I've ever experienced was a terribly infected tooth.
I had crushed disks pinching my spine cutting off circulation of my torso, that was not near as bad as the hydrocele, close to ripping the liner of my sphincter from lifting to much weight, of course the blursting appendix wasn't too bad...
 
The ex dropped a manhole cover on his big toe. He cried. A lot. I can imagine. :(

Pretty sure all men would cry a lot too, in labor and birthing a child. ;)
 
I think the worst pain I've ever experienced was a terribly infected tooth.
I had crushed disks pinching my spine cutting off circulation of my torso, that was not near as bad as the hydrocele, close to ripping the liner of my sphincter from lifting to much weight, of course the blursting appendix wasn't too bad...
I have had c6 , c7 fused
 

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