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Predict this election's "October Surprise"
Predict this election's "October Surprise"
"October Surprises just arent what they used to be.
Carnival barker and Mitt Romney surrogate Donald Trump (R-Absurdity) set the gossip mill churning this week when he declared he would make a major announcement about President Obama. Its very big bigger than anybody would know, he told Fox News Channel.
A betting house set 250/1 odds that Trump would prove that Obama is from another planet, and 500/1 odds that he would announce that he is Obamas father. The disclosure that Obama is not American was a relatively safe bet, at 2/5 odds.
But Trump surprised them all by announcing . . . absolutely nothing."