Corporations are NOT citizens!
You obviously don't understand the definition of a corporation as opposed to a natural born citizen ergo you erroneously equate money as "free speech".
You are also woefully uninformed as to your obligations as a citizen;
Citizenship Rights and Responsibilities | USCIS
Defending the Constitution means defending the rights of others.
You fail. Epically.
Corporations are people under the 14thA. I've shown that. You've thrown crap around.
CU was an excellent decision that expanded free speech. The Court held that the ability to spend money is part of free speech. You fail on that count.
Your link is absurd. There is no law or regulation that obligates me as a private citizen to defend the COnstitution. That is why sworn LE and military must take an oath to that effect. You fail.
Another absurd failure from the Failure in Chief of USMB.
Corporations cannot vote. Corporations cannot bear arms. Corporations cannot worship. Corporations cannot be elected to office. You have failed to proved that corporations are entitled to any of those rights that persons have under the Constitution.
As far as the US government being "absurd" you will need to take that up with them. Any legal immigrant applying for citizenship is required to know what the rights and responsibilities of citizenship entail. Judging from your response you would fail the citizenship test.
Straw man.
Your arguments are worthless.